Hornswoggle goes to a strip club
Sept 28, 2015 14:22:13 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2015 14:22:13 GMT -5
Due to recent events I thought this should be posted. A stripper done an AMA on reddit and was asked what was the funniest thing that happend...
Seems he really is a little bastard.
This is kind of long, but worth it.
The WWE wrestler Hornswagle (sp?) came into the club I was working at (the only reason I know who he is is because he went to my high school a few years before I went there) and he snapped his fingers at me and pointed to the VIP room. First mistake. I'm not a dog you call by snapping your fingers. The rooms were recently renovated to resemble different places. One was Paris, one was a classroom, etc. He chose the dungeon.
IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, HE IS A LITTLE PERSON. DWARF. MIDGET. you get it.
He would ask me questions, and when I started to respond he would literally put his hand over my mouth and say things like, "shut up. dance." One thing I always stayed true to was this: Yes, I am here for your entertainment. However, that does not mean you get to disrespect me for any reason. So this pissed me off. He also kept licking me and trying to suck on my nipples and shit. I waved into the camera for the bouncer to come in, but he was also in charge of taking money so maybe he didn't see? Anyway, he never came.
The bouncers do come in 25 minutes in and tell you that you have 5 minutes left and ask if you'd like another 30 minutes. He said yes three times. The third time, I waited for him to sign his CC slip, the bouncer left, and I put the blindfold on him. Since it were dungeon themed, there were chains on the walls. I handcuffed each hand to a chain on each side of the couch, grabbed my shoes and tiptoed out. I'm guessing he wasn't found until the 25 minute mark, because my boss wasn't too happy. I told him that he was touching me and harassing me, so I didn't end up getting in trouble.
TL;DR: Blindfolded and handcuffed Hornswagle (the wrestler) in a VIP room and left him there.
www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3mewn7/iama_exstripper_ama/cvefnin%29
The WWE wrestler Hornswagle (sp?) came into the club I was working at (the only reason I know who he is is because he went to my high school a few years before I went there) and he snapped his fingers at me and pointed to the VIP room. First mistake. I'm not a dog you call by snapping your fingers. The rooms were recently renovated to resemble different places. One was Paris, one was a classroom, etc. He chose the dungeon.
IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, HE IS A LITTLE PERSON. DWARF. MIDGET. you get it.
He would ask me questions, and when I started to respond he would literally put his hand over my mouth and say things like, "shut up. dance." One thing I always stayed true to was this: Yes, I am here for your entertainment. However, that does not mean you get to disrespect me for any reason. So this pissed me off. He also kept licking me and trying to suck on my nipples and shit. I waved into the camera for the bouncer to come in, but he was also in charge of taking money so maybe he didn't see? Anyway, he never came.
The bouncers do come in 25 minutes in and tell you that you have 5 minutes left and ask if you'd like another 30 minutes. He said yes three times. The third time, I waited for him to sign his CC slip, the bouncer left, and I put the blindfold on him. Since it were dungeon themed, there were chains on the walls. I handcuffed each hand to a chain on each side of the couch, grabbed my shoes and tiptoed out. I'm guessing he wasn't found until the 25 minute mark, because my boss wasn't too happy. I told him that he was touching me and harassing me, so I didn't end up getting in trouble.
TL;DR: Blindfolded and handcuffed Hornswagle (the wrestler) in a VIP room and left him there.
www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3mewn7/iama_exstripper_ama/cvefnin%29
Seems he really is a little bastard.
