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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Sept 29, 2015 2:04:16 GMT -5
I'm pretty Kanefused as to how that whole thing could be possible. Corporate Kane gets loaded into an ambulance, it suddenly fills with red smoke, and out comes Demon Kane. Did he have his gear underneath his suit? Did he have his mask in his inside blazer pocket? And how did he get all that hair so fast? Even though we know it's a wig, do ambulances in Buffalo come stocked with wigs or something?
It was pretty darn funny actually, but I'm not sure the intent was for me to be laughing at it.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Sept 29, 2015 2:21:35 GMT -5
It was stupid and hilarious and I loved it. I want my wrestling to be more batshit insane and much less SRS. Kane's knocking this goofy storyline out of the park, and its amazing. "IT'S YOUR SEVERED HEAD!  " |
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Sept 29, 2015 2:29:01 GMT -5
I'm more confused, nay, bewildered, by the fact that he started hobbling to the ring. He stops, crunched his own bones, and that apparently restored him to perfect health.
Kane can do this stupid crazy bullshit all the time, but then we have to suffer bland ass King Barrett and can't have entertaining Bad News Barrett? f*** that noise.
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Post by Chiral on Sept 29, 2015 2:38:54 GMT -5
He used his video game auto heal in the ambulance, he was low on health and the screen was red while he was in cover. You could probably hear his heartbeat if you were close to it.
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Post by Ryushinku on Sept 29, 2015 2:53:15 GMT -5
It's pretty straightforward. The flames of hell exploded from his body and triggered his physical transformation into a different being. It happens.
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Post by thetower52 on Sept 29, 2015 3:07:05 GMT -5
One of the few things I enjoyed on raw.
I'm sure his gear was on under the suit and they probably had his mask in the ambulance
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2015 3:59:55 GMT -5
Kanefusing/Kaneuity Kane is the best kind of Kane.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Sept 29, 2015 4:05:23 GMT -5
The man has been well-established as having otherworldly powers as far back as 1997, as well as having a wildly erratic character continuity, to say the least. A magic change of outfit is well within the realms of possibility.
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Post by mrtuesday on Sept 29, 2015 4:08:58 GMT -5
I'm more confused, nay, bewildered, by the fact that he started hobbling to the ring. He stops, crunched his own bones, and that apparently restored him to perfect health. Kane can do this stupid crazy bullshit all the time, but then we have to suffer bland ass King Barrett and can't have entertaining Bad News Barrett? f*** that noise. When Barrett's been around as long as Kane, then he'll get those good storylines. |
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Post by Professor Chaos on Sept 29, 2015 4:14:59 GMT -5
Too over the top cheesey for me. Corporate Kane is funny. The magical transformation into Demon Kane is too much. At least didn't need the red smokescreen pouring out of the ambulance.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Sept 29, 2015 4:17:09 GMT -5
When the HR person was saying all that stuff about Kane, did anybody else think that it was funny know that's REALLY what everyone in the company thinks of him?
I thought it was sweet.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Sept 29, 2015 4:41:07 GMT -5
It was as goofy as hell but I loved it. I always enjoy wrestling when it's over-the-top and silly. Goofy Kane is amazing. He killed it today "Remember I'm the man... who has extensive training in conflict management!", giving Seth the severed head and then coming out the ambulance were all brilliant.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Sept 29, 2015 4:43:25 GMT -5
Maybe he used the cigarette lighter in the car to burn the suit and absorb its powers, or something?
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Post by Big Poppa Pumpkin on Sept 29, 2015 4:50:05 GMT -5
I thought the whole segment was awful and boring, unfortunately. The 'transformation' thing just came off looking really cheap and stupid. Maybe I was just in a negative mood last night tho, i dunno.
Also they didn't follow up on Seth being dragged under the ring at all! I guess Kane just let him go.
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Post by bearned on Sept 29, 2015 5:08:11 GMT -5
Seth basically brutally assaulted a model employee in front of someone from HR (who had already been pretty scathing in her assessment of Seth) Surely Seth should be fired or suspended? Why did Seth bring someone from HR in who presumably had the power to fire Kane and then do that? Maybe they will mention it next week.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2015 5:32:28 GMT -5
I want to know if the implication's supposed to be that Kane is genuinely just being a nice guy and genuinely has a split personality and Seth's just a dick and, if so, if we're just supposed to forget when he got pissed off and threatened Seth while not in demon form last week.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Sept 29, 2015 5:40:11 GMT -5
I want to know if the implication's supposed to be that Kane is genuinely just being a nice guy and genuinely has a split personality and Seth's just a dick and, if so, if we're just supposed to forget when he got pissed off and threatened Seth while not in demon form last week. I think the whole thing where Corporate Kane appears in a pre-taped video right before Demon Kane drags Seth to hell implies that Kane knows what he's doing. |
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Sept 29, 2015 6:29:03 GMT -5
I like to think the transformation in the back of the ambulance was like when Serena transforms into Sailor Moon. Complete with cheerful anime music.
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Post by RI Richmark on Sept 29, 2015 7:01:48 GMT -5
I'm more confused, nay, bewildered, by the fact that he started hobbling to the ring. He stops, crunched his own bones, and that apparently restored him to perfect health. Kane can do this stupid crazy bullshit all the time, but then we have to suffer bland ass King Barrett and can't have entertaining Bad News Barrett? f*** that noise. When Barrett's been around as long as Kane, then he'll get those good storylines. Yes, one day Triple H will hump a corpse while wearing a Barrett mask. |
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Post by Gremlin on Sept 29, 2015 7:34:35 GMT -5
Entirely within the realm of possibility. I've seen first hand what a meeting with HR can do to a person.
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