In this thread, every post is by Condescending John Cena

[wallabylikeyou]

You're not a real man until you post a comment that gets at least 15 likes in this thread, jack!

[Deleted]

Now, hold on, you young hot shot who has been gaining fan support and putting on amazing matches, I've been in the business a LOOONG time and while you are definitely an amazing talent, heck even I'm a fan, but it doesn't mean a thing unless you. Can. Beat. .... ME.

[Bo Rida]

Nice thread, very entertaining, but getting 15 likes is serious.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

*Rival cuts promo where he basically puts Cena on blast*

Nice speech.

EVERY. f***ING. TIME.

[Savage Gambino]

You made a thread, wallabylikeyou. Good for you. Anybody can make a thread.

Come back to me when your thread has been on the front page for a week straight. Come back to me when your thread gets ten pages. Come back to me when ALL THESE PEOPLE *points to FAN Universe* have your thread bookmarked and are liking every post! That's what a real thread looks like!!

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

I can already tell this thread has the potential to be amazing.

[Deleted]

Well done, God. You created the heavens and the earth in 7 days. Quite an accomplishment. But, if you're gonna beat me, you're gonna need to go ahead and add an 8th day, Jack. BECAUSE ON CENADAY, THE CHAMP! IS! HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE

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Theres a time to be funny and a time to be serious so if you want some come get some because the champ is here hustle loyalty respect for America and the face who runs the place Big Match John

[Dave the Dave]

Sept 29, 2015 14:32:48 GMT -5 Magic knows Black Lives Matter said:

I can already tell this thread has the potential to be amazing.

It has great potential. But I've been posting here for ten years. I've seen all the great threads come and go. I've commented and liked posts in all them.

This thread may be great one day, but it has to get through ME!

[Perd]

Nicely done, Pope Francis. You came to this country and got everybody buzzing. You're trending on Twitter and you got a really cool hat. But guess what, Jack? This right here *points to 100 Club membership card* is the symbol of excellence. Until you go that all those prayers and good works don't mean a damn thing. And when I hit the Beatitude Adjusment it's lights out, son.

[Hypnosis]

"I never...gave....up at (PPV), so you're going to have to fight me at the next PPV.....in an I Quit match! YOU WANT SOME? COME.....GET SOME!"

[Germansuplex]

Sept 29, 2015 14:49:55 GMT -5 Perd said:

Nicely done, Pope Francis. You came to this country and got everybody buzzing. You're trending on Twitter and you got a really cool hat. But guess what, Jack? This right here *points to 100 Club membership card* is the symbol of excellence. Until you go that all those prayers and good works don't mean a damn thing. And when I hit the Beatitude Adjusment it's lights out, son.

Nice post, Garnet. But these people aren't chanting your name, they're chanting MINE. Even if they hate me and tell me that I suck, they still RESPECT me. Because around these parts, you don't ask for likes and quotes...you EARN 'em.

[Bub (BLM)]

Sept 29, 2015 14:29:27 GMT -5 Magic knows Black Lives Matter said:

*Rival cuts promo where he basically puts Cena on blast*

Nice speech.

EVERY. f***ING. TIME.

I just mentioned that in last night's RAW thread. It drives me up a wall. He did it to Punk alone multiple times. Let's go to WWE's YouTube channel for proof!

[metylerca]

Magiconz, you've posted twice in this thread. Nice job. But you can't call yourself a true FAN poster until you can connect with all of the lurkers out there! They spend their hard earned time reading these here forums and they are NOT going to settle for an AJ Lee fan who hasn't earned my respect.

[Germansuplex]

<-- *does nothing while Magiconz gets beat up by the authority*

[Old Jack Burton]

Yeah, you did a really good job. Refuted every single one of my points. I totally look like an asshole.

*points*
BUT THAT KID HAS CANCER!!!!

I'M RIGHT. I WIN.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

I've been posting here since 2005, and whether you cheer me or boo me, I am the man who runs the place!*












*does not run the place

[Push R Truth]

Good job showing us how tough you are, live VIA forum post.

I'm here EACH AND EVERY NIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS VERY INTERWEBS

[carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army)]

Sure, you've posted in this thread, and I give you all the credit in the world for that. But you haven't proven that you're really good enough to post in this thread.

[bmfjules]

15 likes?

You see that's the difference between me and you son. I ain't here to win a popularity contest with a bunch of cynics livin in their parents basement. I'm here because of all the young upstanding members of the FAN Universe that still believe in the motto and the ethos of Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect.

I'm here because of kids like ConfusedMarkWalberg, a special little hero with severely infected ingrown toenails for who each and every day is a fight and a struggle to press on, that no matter what life throws at you, you stand strong, pump them rebooks, give each day a salute, and YOU. NEVER. GIVE. UP!