Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Oct 7, 2015 5:47:00 GMT -5
1. "Hey Brock, the jerk store called and they are running out of you!"
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
Posts: 11,799
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Oct 7, 2015 6:10:32 GMT -5
"What kind of name is "Heyman" anyway? Is it Yiddish for "Hey man, I'm a fat Jew."
(WWE would like to wish Paul Wight the best in his future endeavours)
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Oct 7, 2015 6:14:52 GMT -5
Hey Brock. Maybe next week, you won't be here!" *Nods proudly*
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Post by Germansuplex on Oct 7, 2015 6:19:54 GMT -5
"Brock, you're a Kung Pow Bitch!"
(awkwardly waits for it to trend on Twitter)
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Oct 7, 2015 6:56:04 GMT -5
Brock: Why are they worried? you're their all time biggest seller!
Show:.... well I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!!!
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Post by Gremlin on Oct 7, 2015 9:20:04 GMT -5
"I know you are but what am I?"
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mcstoklasa
Hank Scorpio
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
Posts: 6,936
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Post by mcstoklasa on Oct 7, 2015 9:26:07 GMT -5
Hey Brock. Maybe next week, you won't be here!" *Nods proudly* Brock bristles in anger at this, but then upon further reflection The Beast remembers that he, in fact, won't be here next week as he'll be farming on one of his remote farms. He shrugs, and walks off. |
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,019
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Post by FHgrad99 on Oct 7, 2015 11:43:39 GMT -5
Hey Brock, you play ball like a girl!
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Oct 7, 2015 11:46:17 GMT -5
You're mean!
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
Posts: 39,216 
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Post by Spider2024 on Oct 7, 2015 11:46:38 GMT -5
"How appropriate. You fight like a cow!"
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Deleted Member
Posts: 0
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2015 11:49:45 GMT -5
This is now a literal your mom thread.
Your mom is so stupid, she took a test and she scored lower than the usual average!
Your mom is so stupid, she took an IQ test and after the results were calculated her pattern recognition skills were poor in relation to the other test takers!
Your mom is so short, she has problems seeing over the heads of the taller people in front of her at musical events when attempting to watch the show!
That's all I've got for now.
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Big Poppa Pumpkin
Dennis Stamp
I'll be in the back polishing............ my belt.
Posts: 4,987
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Post by Big Poppa Pumpkin on Oct 7, 2015 12:06:12 GMT -5
HEY BROCK........................................... I'll think about it
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Post by jp49er80 on Oct 7, 2015 12:08:35 GMT -5
HEY BROCK........................................... I'll think about it Racking my brains but I can't think what this is from... How about "No, but your mom does, ooooooooh' Miz-style? |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2015 12:15:11 GMT -5
Brock is poopy!   |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2015 12:16:42 GMT -5
YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK....OR COCK!!!!
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mcstoklasa
Hank Scorpio
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
Posts: 6,936
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Post by mcstoklasa on Oct 7, 2015 12:28:49 GMT -5
HEY BROCK! YOU..  ... um, how've you been, man? |
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
Posts: 61,972
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Oct 7, 2015 12:55:54 GMT -5
Hey jerkface! You have the face of a jerk
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Oct 7, 2015 12:59:23 GMT -5
Hey Brock. Maybe next week, you won't be here!" *Nods proudly* Brock bristles in anger at this, but then upon further reflection The Beast remembers that he, in fact, won't be here next week as he'll be farming on one of his remote farms. He shrugs, and walks off. What a travesty to this great industry that this segment didn't actually happen. |
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Post by MrElijah on Oct 7, 2015 13:33:48 GMT -5
"Hey did y'all know Brock's parents put his lunch in a roadmap?"
"Brock IS a beast. He drinks out of a dish."
"Didn't know Brock had his wife's face tattooed to his back. Isn't that sweet?"
"Go to hell tour? Why we need a tour? We're in Boston."
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
Posts: 23,534
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Post by Bo Rida on Oct 7, 2015 14:01:41 GMT -5
Brock you're going down faster than the value of my investments!
*cries*
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