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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2015 21:11:10 GMT -5
I remember once I read that the reason why John Cena wasn't in the Raw go home show for Unforgiven 2005 was that WWE sent him down to Italy so he can dye his hair blonde.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Oct 11, 2015 21:11:53 GMT -5
Christian and his Malaysian slaves
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Bub (BLM)
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Oct 11, 2015 21:23:32 GMT -5
I burst out laughing at the CM Punk fur coat NEWZ. I'm sure he was goofing around with Joey Mercury's entrance coat and it somehow evolved into a story about him dressing like Joe Namath and having a huge ego.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Oct 11, 2015 21:28:54 GMT -5
Any of the ones we've made up that actually spread to real news sites...
*MVP attacking Triple H backstage with a screwdriver *Japanese wrestler Go Shiozaki not being hired after a tryout because he was "too Asian" *Daniel Bryan being fired because him choking Justin Roberts with his own tie made one of Triple H's daughters cry
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Oct 11, 2015 21:34:29 GMT -5
HHH and Daniel Bryan had a meeting before Bryan got fired. The meeting included the reason being HHH's daughter's crying during the choking... It started out cordial, but escalated to a near physical fight with both men being restrained, and D-Bry being led out of WWE Headquarters screaming and ripping pictures off the walls.
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Post by MGH on Oct 11, 2015 21:35:53 GMT -5
MVP and the screwdriver is one of my all time favorites.
The best part of the Christian/Malaysian slaves story is how that little detail was just tossed in at the end of the newz bit like it was irrelevant. "Blah blah push, blah blah re-debut, oh, and Christian has slaves. Back in 10!"
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Post by Hawk Hart on Oct 11, 2015 21:38:01 GMT -5
MVP and the screwdriver is one of my all time favorites. The best part of the Christian/Malaysian slaves story is how that little detail was just tossed in at the end of the newz bit like it was irrelevant. "Blah blah push, blah blah re-debut, oh, and Christian has slaves. Back in 10!" I'm pretty certain that was a weird ass parody post by a member that became legendary.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2015 21:44:11 GMT -5
I burst out laughing at the CM Punk fur coat NEWZ. I'm sure he was goofing around with Joey Mercury's entrance coat and it somehow evolved into a story about him dressing like Joe Namath and having a huge ego. That's what I think NEWZ stories really are. Grains of truth with the hyperbole turned up to a 1000. Like I remember one of the strangest NEWZ tibits was "WWE Creative discussed on possibly pairing up Naomi with Sheamus and renaming Naomi Black Irish." Like I'm sure this is what really happened: Vince McMahon: "So this meeting is over in ten minutes. Any last minute idea's before we close the meeting off?" Michael Hayes: "How about we pair up Naomi with Sheamus and rename her Black Irish?" *Michael Hayes bursts into laughing while everyone else face palms* Vince McMahon: "Once again Michael that's the worst idea ever and it's never going to happen." *creative member who is a leak reports to the NEWZ sites that "WWE Creative possibly discussing pairing up with Naomi with Sheamus and renaming her Black Irish."
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Post by MiLB Fan on Oct 11, 2015 22:17:33 GMT -5
CM Punk was going to debut as an evil balloon vendor and feud with Eugene.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Oct 11, 2015 22:19:57 GMT -5
Ok someone find the origin of the slaves. We clearly need a review.
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Post by Shark on Oct 11, 2015 22:21:30 GMT -5
Joey Mercury was fired from WWE because he hit Stephanie McMahon.
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Post by stealthamo on Oct 11, 2015 22:23:12 GMT -5
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 11, 2015 22:33:29 GMT -5
Bret Hart and Gail Kim were an item. Just seems so random.
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Post by saintpat on Oct 11, 2015 22:34:23 GMT -5
I burst out laughing at the CM Punk fur coat NEWZ. I'm sure he was goofing around with Joey Mercury's entrance coat and it somehow evolved into a story about him dressing like Joe Namath and having a huge ego. Don't know about the fur coat, but that last bit -- while not exactly newz -- is true.
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bob
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Post by bob on Oct 11, 2015 22:35:32 GMT -5
MVP attacking people with screwdrivers and Christian's Malaysian slaves -- nothing else comes close
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Post by thegame415 on Oct 11, 2015 22:40:35 GMT -5
CM Punk was going to debut as an evil balloon vendor and feud with Eugene. Wasn't he supposed to debut as a def, blind, mute with Mickie James as his manager? I also think I read he was supposed to be in the Spirit Squad.
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Post by MiLB Fan on Oct 12, 2015 1:41:01 GMT -5
CM Punk was going to debut as an evil balloon vendor and feud with Eugene. Wasn't he supposed to debut as a def, blind, mute with Mickie James as his manager? I also think I read he was supposed to be in the Spirit Squad. I heard that story too, and that he and Mickie even tried it out on some house shows. I also remember a story that they would get a '50s greaser gimmick similar to Deuce, Domino, and Cherry. Seems like the Web had all sorts of crazy ideas for Punk's debut, doesn't it?
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Post by Raskovnik on Oct 12, 2015 1:43:21 GMT -5
Sin Cara trying to convince everyone that his matches in Mexico were a shoot is much funnier than any fake dirtsheet to me.
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Post by r. on Oct 12, 2015 1:45:59 GMT -5
For me it has to be the obscure newz bit that I can never seem to find; Sabu was going to debut in wwe as an Italian pizza chef.
Of the more well known ones, CM Punk's deaf gimmick.
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Post by Captain & Diet on Oct 12, 2015 1:53:04 GMT -5
Eddie wasn't really dead. He was going to appear at the Rumble in the greatest surprise (worst, most tasteless angle) ever
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