You're the first act at FAN's new comedy club

[Sparkybob]

What's your opening joke going to be to loosen up the audience?

[RedSmile]

Whatever it is, it'll be done while wearing a sombrero.

[Milkman Norm]

So I just got into *your town* this morning and I gotta say I think *your town* is really nice. Like I went for a walk around *local park/landmark* and I was talking to some people and they were like "oh man you gotta go to *famous restaurant/bar/cafe* for a *famous product*. Is it really that good? Because this one woman was like flipping out about it. I was just sitting at *park/landmark* I started talking to this woman and she was *humorous anecdote* ...

[Big Poppa Pumpkin]

Yo check this out! Black guys, they drive a car like this

But white guys! They just drive a car like this

[Deleted]

Start crying in hysterics and masturbate perfusely

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Women, am I right, guys?

[Eunös ✈]

Basketballs

[Deleted]

What's the deal with airline food?

[Instant Classic]

Oct 22, 2015 15:09:08 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

What's the deal with airline food?

ah that's not nice those chefs work really hard.

[Nikki Heyman]

"The Scheduled opener ran in fear of my awesomeness, so welcome!"

[Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃]

"Yo forum mods so fat, they used Google Earth for their school photos!"

[Deleted]

Anybody ever feel like they have too much stuff in their pockets? I mean JEEZ.

[Dave the Dave]

So have you guys heard of this Kash Flagg? Doesn't he know that......shit that was going to be political.


I'd post one of my comedy videos but that would be arrogant. (ie. I don't want you guys to judge me totally fairly)

[Zombie Mod is not a ghoul.]

"they only threw me out here so all the projectiles are used up early..... bastards"

[BorneAgain]

Welcome to FAN, it has to be said this is not Reddit, Tumblr, or Facebook. So... you're welcome.

Much of this is a wrestling forum, but I've got some bad news for any new people, those of you just looking for pervy Diva pics, small minded complaints about WWE talent, and copy pasted news from the Observer you are out of luck.

You'll have to check the archives for those.

I'm BorneAgain, I have been here ten years and have 10,000 posts because I figured my deathbed thoughts needed a little more regret at wasted time.

We are primarily known for our photoshop threads, wrestling discussion, and chat about My Little Pony. In unrelated news, we have a lot of ads for online dating sites.

A lot of users have actually come to FAN and made a really concerted effort to make this place a haven for genuine, reasonable and intelligent discussion about the issues of the day.

Those people have since been banned.

But honestly FAN's a really enjoyable place; solid mods, good posters, and if you're anxious about dealing with potentially dubious internet weirdos with out there body obessions; no need to worry, Supersweet is actually very nice.

[The Unconquered Sun]

Lots of sexist, racist and homophobic jokes in coming. And watch the the social justice warriors heads explode.

[Demented]

And for my first act... Harley Quinn will do a striptease

...

Jokes on you.... SHE'S IN MY HEAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-gets pulled of stage by @irontyger-

[Futureraven: Beelzebruv]

Look at your outfits, you look like homosexuals.

[Deleted]

Sasquatch.

Thanks for coming out.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

"WHERE'S THE STARS??"