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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Oct 23, 2015 9:21:50 GMT -5
I wasn't going to be here because I wasn't booked!
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Oct 23, 2015 9:24:00 GMT -5
Sasquatch. Thanks for coming out. Sasquatch is gay?
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Post by willywonka666 on Oct 23, 2015 10:23:17 GMT -5
Take my posts, please
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Oct 23, 2015 10:57:02 GMT -5
If I had time to work on this I think I can get 5 minutes out of a bit about monopoly, sleeping with someone with the first name as me, and a story about losing my virginity.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Oct 23, 2015 10:59:14 GMT -5
Like hell I am... I'm nobody's opening act.
I'm a star bab-eh!
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Post by cageking666 on Oct 23, 2015 11:36:48 GMT -5
Spoiling as NSFW, but I'll quote the famous Bo Burnham for this one... {Spoiler}Hey Fellas, don't you just hate when you're blowing a guy and he turns out to be a faggot?!?
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MrElijah
Crow T. Robot
Posts: 42,892
Member is Online
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Post by MrElijah on Oct 23, 2015 13:32:06 GMT -5
Start using Heenan-isms.
"Hey buddy how long you've been married?" "25 years." "You know if you killed her on your wedding night, you've be a free man now?"
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