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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2015 16:49:43 GMT -5
Do you have to go through an initiation ritual like The Stone Cutters? I imagine the paddling of the swollen ass (with paddles) isn't very enjoyable
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Nov 7, 2015 16:53:37 GMT -5
No. I openly encouraged someone to try and "JBL" me but I remained un-soaped.
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Nov 7, 2015 16:55:23 GMT -5
It explains why you're all a bunch of rowdy drunks
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2015 17:29:25 GMT -5
So many boxes of fruit loops.......
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 7, 2015 18:15:43 GMT -5
I imagine it's like the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club.
And somehow, FAN's version of Vince McMahon IS the real Vince McMahon.
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Post by jagilki on Nov 7, 2015 18:15:45 GMT -5
I think the closest to an initiation is being handed the keys to deleted.
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Post by Stu on Nov 7, 2015 18:21:09 GMT -5
Something something paddles something something wasabi something something MarioKart
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Nov 7, 2015 18:23:23 GMT -5
I imagine it's like the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club. And somehow, FAN's version of Vince McMahon IS the real Vince McMahon.  |
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Post by Zombie Mod on Nov 7, 2015 18:37:53 GMT -5
I think the closest to an initiation is being handed the keys to deleted. I think we still have a few lost mods in there still. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Nov 8, 2015 1:03:12 GMT -5
I think the closest to an initiation is being handed the keys to deleted. I think we still have a few lost mods in there still. I ran into David Bowie and a bunch of muppets in there... |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Nov 8, 2015 11:55:07 GMT -5
I lost the mask and whip required, and I don't think it's legal to use donkeys in that particular fashion in this state, so we've basically scrapped the process for the time being.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Nov 8, 2015 12:35:37 GMT -5
A potential new mod must 1st forge his own ban hammer, survive a dangerous journey through the TNA forum, climb to the top of Mt. Kash and challenge a current mod to single combat. If victorious, he takes the now retired mods power and for some reason, his underpants.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Nov 8, 2015 13:17:11 GMT -5
A potential new mod must 1st forge his own ban hammer, survive a dangerous journey through the TNA forum, climb to the top of Mt. Kash and challenge a current mod to single combat. If victorious, he takes the now retired mods power and for some reason, his underpants. I was told missing underpants was because of the underpants gnomes |
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Nov 8, 2015 13:28:20 GMT -5
You must carry the stone of triumph.  |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Nov 8, 2015 14:48:59 GMT -5
I suggested that new mods have to bathe in a pool of troll blood, serve as an intern/slave to me for a month, and offer 80 percent of their income to me.
Not sure why they denied the suggestion...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2015 18:51:32 GMT -5
I suggested that new mods have to bathe in a pool of troll blood, serve as an intern/slave to me for a month, and offer 80 percent of their income to me. Not sure why they denied the suggestion... Paperwork made it impossible to transfer the interns to R'lyeh. |
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Nov 8, 2015 19:11:09 GMT -5
I heard you have to acquire a taste for free-form jazz.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Nov 8, 2015 20:08:29 GMT -5
No. I openly encouraged someone to try and "JBL" me but I remained un-soaped. There wasn't any soap. I assumed you would provide the soap. |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Nov 8, 2015 20:39:55 GMT -5
I had to sit in a panel interview with Kash Flagg, Mister Pigwell, @schlapowitz & $lim & talk about favorite foods, sodas & sing a Peter Cetera song with feeling. They obviously liked the cut of my gib, cause I have been a Mod for 6 years now |
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Post by MiLo Duck on Nov 8, 2015 21:08:11 GMT -5
As someone who was once upon a time a part of that elite group let me let you all in on a little secret. About one in five of us was just a glitch. Nobody approved us whatsoever. One day its like "Whoa green name and more access! Kewl!". Nobody knows how it happens. So one day maybe one of you lucky lads or lassies will just wake up and find that you too are now a glorious (and EXTREMELY well payed) mod at this illustrious institution.
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