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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Nov 11, 2015 22:50:49 GMT -5
Douche-tista thanking all the fat people who showed up, because they had to buy two seats and that's more money for him. I absolutely DIED.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 11, 2015 22:52:31 GMT -5
Well, The Rock says that Cleveland is totally lame How did this dump get the Hall of Fame? The Rock has to say 'aw shucks' Because Cleveland doesn't rock, no it totally sucks
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Nov 11, 2015 22:53:57 GMT -5
Hollywood Rock is the greatest wrestling persona ever.
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Post by Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby on Nov 12, 2015 0:43:17 GMT -5
Kurt Angle, in Pittsburgh, saying that he was the inspiration responsible for bringing Mario Lemieux of the Penguins out of retirement.
Angle could work the "make fun of sports teams" thing better than anyone, IMO.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Nov 12, 2015 0:52:08 GMT -5
Yea you can just post all the Hollywood Rock material in here because he was a complete fool at that time.
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Dennis Stamp
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Post by auph10imitated on Nov 12, 2015 6:41:32 GMT -5
No mention of Rick Rude?
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 12, 2015 6:55:40 GMT -5
Douche-tista thanking all the fat people who showed up, because they had to buy two seats and that's more money for him. I absolutely DIED. "When I look at you, I don't see fans. I don't even see people. I see money, money, money, money, dollar signs, dollar signs, dollar signs, dollar signs! With some of you, a lot of dollar signs because I see a lot of fat people and I know you paid for two seats. THANK YOU VERY MUCH."
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Post by Halloween on Nov 12, 2015 6:55:43 GMT -5
Used to like when Jericho would get the cities name slightly wrong or completely say the wrong city. I know he did it in WCW and could have done it during his early WWF run.
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Post by MrElijah on Nov 12, 2015 8:32:29 GMT -5
"You High Rolling Atlantic City Sweathogs...!" Or "You Pittsburg Pissants!!"
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 12, 2015 9:04:21 GMT -5
Used to like when Jericho would get the cities name slightly wrong or completely say the wrong city. I know he did it in WCW and could have done it during his early WWF run. And then there's the accidental cheap heat. GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN! WASSUP!
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Post by Gremlin on Nov 12, 2015 9:13:09 GMT -5
Edge and Christian as Fat Elvises in Memphis. "We won't know how fat he could have gotten because he ended up just like this town... dead!"
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Nov 12, 2015 10:54:17 GMT -5
Edge and Christian as Fat Elvises in Memphis. "We won't know how fat he could have gotten because he ended up just like this town... dead!" We all know there are two Elvises... Fat Elvis... and FATTER Elvis. They had a bunch of good cheap heat in their five second poses
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Post by MrElijah on Nov 12, 2015 11:06:02 GMT -5
"The Rock is right here in Sacramento! The absolute best part about being here in Sacramento, is that in about an hour and half, The Rock is gonna LEAVE Sacramento!" *singing* "But I'll be sure to be back when the Lakers beat the Kings in May." I despise the Lakers, but holy f*** that was hilarious. I love the story that Austin had to roll up his windows because he was laughing too hard.
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Post by Captain & Diet on Nov 12, 2015 11:23:23 GMT -5
"The Rock is right here in Sacramento! The absolute best part about being here in Sacramento, is that in about an hour and half, The Rock is gonna LEAVE Sacramento!" *singing* "But I'll be sure to be back when the Lakers beat the Kings in May." I despise the Lakers, but holy f*** that was hilarious. That reaction was the loudest TV reaction I've ever heard. He knew what kind of heat he'd generate in Sacramento with that line. It's a thing of beauty that I revisit from time to time.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 12, 2015 11:52:03 GMT -5
Seriously, Rock in Sacramento is some of the finest heeling in history.
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Post by theshockmaster on Nov 12, 2015 15:27:43 GMT -5
Angle at Mania X-7 in Houston:
"I've seen your little flag, people. And it's missing about 49 other stars."
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Woo
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Post by Woo on Nov 12, 2015 15:36:49 GMT -5
The Rock in Sacremento is amazing. However the Toronto promo is for me one of the best promos of all time.
"Sixty thousand of you Mother-Canuckers"
I also loved CM Punk's promo on single-mothers after turning heel on Jeff Hardy. I was stunned by it.
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
Will never EVER get a personal title. Ever. Nope. Never. Not a chance. No way, no how.
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Nov 12, 2015 17:24:58 GMT -5
A quote from Tojo Yamamoto's Wikipedia page...
Wrestling in Boaz, Alabama, Yamamoto gave one of the great performances in pro wrestling. Before the start of the matches, he asked to give a statement to the crowd, which booed and hissed and threw things. In broken English he said, "I wish make aporogy. Very sorry my country bomb Pear-uh Harbor." And the crowd quiets, as he wipes away tears, and they awwww in sympathy. "It wrong thing to do, I wish not happen." They begin to applaud. "Yes, I wish not happen, because instead I wish they BOMB BOAZ!!!"
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Post by James Fabiano on Nov 12, 2015 18:50:51 GMT -5
A quote from Tojo Yamamoto's Wikipedia page... Wrestling in Boaz, Alabama, Yamamoto gave one of the great performances in pro wrestling. Before the start of the matches, he asked to give a statement to the crowd, which booed and hissed and threw things. In broken English he said, "I wish make aporogy. Very sorry my country bomb Pear-uh Harbor." And the crowd quiets, as he wipes away tears, and they awwww in sympathy. "It wrong thing to do, I wish not happen." They begin to applaud. "Yes, I wish not happen, because instead I wish they BOMB BOAZ!!!" Someone have the video, please!!!!!
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543Y2J
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by 543Y2J on Nov 12, 2015 18:55:59 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels, Montreal, 2005. Nothing can top it. Came in here to post this
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