Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Nov 12, 2015 19:39:46 GMT -5
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MolotovMocktail
Grimlock
Home of the 5-time, 5-time, 5-time, 5-time 5-time Super Bowl Champion 49ers-and Wrestlemania 31
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Nov 12, 2015 20:29:14 GMT -5
Angle at Mania X-7 in Houston: "I've seen your little flag, people. And it's missing about 49 other stars." "And another thing: lose the freakin' cowboy hats! What are you, 7?" |
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 12, 2015 20:32:15 GMT -5
I'm leaving!
Okay, just for that, I'm NOT leaving!
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Nov 12, 2015 20:44:42 GMT -5
Hollywood Rock was the king of cheap heat. I couldn't help but laugh at him even when I was suppose to hate the guy.
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armbar
Samurai Cop
I'm the real waffel113.
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Post by armbar on Nov 12, 2015 21:37:26 GMT -5
Roddy Piper saying he'd like to play Mexican national anthem and then playing La Cucaracha on his bagpipe.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2015 22:17:21 GMT -5
I used to love watching the Genius get wrecked when I was a kid. That dude always had it coming! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2015 21:25:44 GMT -5
Heel Ric Flair was the master of walking into a territory and showing whatever town he's in what a REAL athlete is all about, usually tearing apart the local hero or whatever popular sports star plays for the local team.
The Terry Funk promo in Florida where he'd pour motor oil and sand over his body so he'd be like a greasy, grimy Floridian.
He did that to get Lawler over, a guy who never wrestled there.
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Post by virgil on Nov 14, 2015 1:22:53 GMT -5
"Excuse me!"
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Post by Dr. Mantis Toboggan on Nov 14, 2015 3:31:09 GMT -5
Ever since The Rock came into town,
Everybody's been trying to bring him down.
Canadians have no class,
That's why they can kiss The People's Ass.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Nov 14, 2015 3:36:40 GMT -5
Sasha stealing Izzy's headband during the Ironwoman match was some of the best cheap heeling I have ever seen.
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Nov 14, 2015 4:14:24 GMT -5
"If you were to give the United States an enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh!"
- Bret Hart
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Nov 14, 2015 13:03:52 GMT -5
Since it started as a cheap pop then was turned around, going to count it - the, "I loved ECW when it was run by a visionary - Stephanie McMahon!" speech. I came in to post this. I'm not sure I've ever laughed as hard at something Mick Foley did, and he's my favourite wrestler. |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 14, 2015 13:10:14 GMT -5
I think I've seen the quote attributed to Andy Kaufman but even just reading it I love this line
"And I'm never coming back here (crowd cheers) Just for that I am coming back here (crowd boos again)"
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Nov 14, 2015 13:55:44 GMT -5
That could be the winner for most consistent cheap heat. That was unreal. |
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Nov 15, 2015 0:55:10 GMT -5
My favorite most recent one was on Raw in England,
New Day are in the ring, getting cheers, then before the promo ends Kofi throws in "and Harry Potter sucks".
I died laughing. So simple, but his delivery was so spot on.
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