Jake, The Jake, Jake
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Nov 13, 2015 19:54:04 GMT -5
I f***ing hate your Garlic Buttery Blend Bullshit crust flavor. It's sticky and terrible, and it ruins my pizza experience. And what I hate MOST about it, is the fact that it's now, for some reason, your standard pizza crust. Who the shit voted for that? I shouldn't have to say "no crust flavor, please" to avoid getting that sticky bullshit slathered all over the ass end of my pizza. And if I DO say "no crust flavor, please," I MEAN THAT I DO NOT WANT ANY CRUST FLAVOR. I DO NOT MEAN "GIVE ME THE GARLIC BLEND, AS WE ALL KNOW THAT IS THE STANDARD MEASURING STICK WHEN IT COMES TO PIZZA. I WANT TO PUT THAT IN MY FACE."
f*** you, leave my pizza crust boring. Thank you.
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jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Nov 13, 2015 20:37:11 GMT -5
I haven't had Pizza Hut in over a year, but I always thought their default crust flavor was grease?
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4TheGlory
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Post by 4TheGlory on Nov 13, 2015 20:37:55 GMT -5
I stopped eating Pizza Hut a few years ago as well. No restaurant not named Taco Bell has ever made me sick as many times as Pizza Hut.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2015 20:39:58 GMT -5
I haven't eaten Pizza Hut in years. My ass is quite thankful.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 13, 2015 20:52:16 GMT -5
I've had Pizza Hut more than any other type of pizza and it hasn't negatively affected my ass at all.
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Post by ayumidah on Nov 13, 2015 21:11:29 GMT -5
Yeah, Pizza Hut and all parts of my anatomy get along just fine. *shrug*
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Post by Red Impact on Nov 13, 2015 21:14:07 GMT -5
I haven't had Pizza Hut in over a year, but I always thought their default crust flavor was grease? I worked at Pizza Hut, and I concur (seriously, no lie, the recipe for dough was "Take out frozen crust, soak overnight in oil")
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Nov 13, 2015 21:25:20 GMT -5
Pizza Hut is really good in the Metro Detroit area, or at least I remember it being good when I was a kid.
In Chicago it is the worst pizza I've ever had. With that said I'd order the hot dog crust pizza in a heartbeat if they brought it back.
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Nov 13, 2015 21:25:44 GMT -5
I haven't had Pizza Hut in over a year, but I always thought their default crust flavor was grease? I worked at Pizza Hut, and I concur (seriously, no lie, the recipe for dough was "Take out frozen crust, soak overnight in oil") Why mess with success?!
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H-Virus
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Post by H-Virus on Nov 13, 2015 22:19:05 GMT -5
I don't mind the garlic butter crust, but then I'm a huge garlic fan in general. I'm much more upset that they got rid of the Ginger Boom-Boom flavor. That shit was nice.
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Nov 13, 2015 22:58:52 GMT -5
I gave up on Pizza Hut after I had a pizza delivered to me with the center raw. I go up to bring it back, and they gave me a new pizza, still raw in the center. I guess they sped up the pizza oven belt thing to get more turnover.
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Post by Clover Star on Nov 13, 2015 23:13:35 GMT -5
Pizza Hut's thin crust is the best chain pizza there is. No garlic flavor either.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2015 23:16:23 GMT -5
LOL.
I was a Pizza Hut cook for a handful of years. Used to get in trouble and cried to on the regular about my cheese consumption.
My policy: Make it look good to where someone would want to eat it.
Theirs: You will use exactly this corporate mandated amount of everything that some stiff determined would maximize our profit.
Screw them. Their stuff is.....okay.
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Post by Starshine on Nov 14, 2015 0:31:39 GMT -5
Solution: find better pizza.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2015 0:32:53 GMT -5
They have the best smelling pizza that's for sure.
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Post by Larryhausen on Nov 14, 2015 0:52:34 GMT -5
Should have ordered pretzel crust.
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Post by Grennel on Nov 14, 2015 1:10:45 GMT -5
Ass crust for me.
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Nov 14, 2015 2:21:35 GMT -5
I am shocked people eat and like Pizza Hut's over priced average at best crap. We just got a Pappa's Pizza in town and it blows Pizza Hut away.
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Post by Grennel on Nov 14, 2015 2:32:10 GMT -5
To be honest, I kinda like it in the same way I dig all fast foods. I feel dirty afterwards, like I'm having an affair behind my healthy sides back.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2015 7:23:12 GMT -5
I love pizza in general, so if someone offers me a slice of Pizza Hut I'll eat it, but if I'm the one paying for pizza I'm getting something else. I even like Little Caesars more than Pizza Hut.
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