Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Nov 14, 2015 8:04:41 GMT -5
I like their thin crust. Think their Pan Pizza and any flavor of their regular crust is garbage.
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Nov 14, 2015 8:18:19 GMT -5
For the record, I don't have a whole lot of pizza options where I live. It's Pizza Hut, Mazzio's, or Caesar's. I would honestly prefer Caesar's of that bunch but my girlfriend wanted the Hut.
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 14, 2015 9:50:05 GMT -5
For the record, I don't have a whole lot of pizza options where I live. It's Pizza Hut, Mazzio's, or Caesar's. I would honestly prefer Caesar's of that bunch but my girlfriend wanted the Hut. She wanted a guy who ate himself to death?
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Nov 14, 2015 9:53:25 GMT -5
I think I've had Pizza hut once it was the worst pizza I've ever had, and I say that without hyperbole.
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 14, 2015 10:38:57 GMT -5
I've had Pizza Hut more than any other type of pizza and it hasn't negatively affected my ass at all. Is that you Brooke Tessmacher?
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Post by Dragonfly on Nov 14, 2015 14:36:31 GMT -5
My personal favorite Pizza Hut related story:
My wife's 93 year old grandfather is, for lack of a better phrase, set in his ways. He would rather get "one more wear" out of a hole-filled sock than break in a new one. He has been ordering the same cake from the same local bakery for decades. He only goes to one sit-down restaurant, where he sits in the same section and orders the same thing. When someone takes him to the doctors, he insists that they take his car. A few years ago, the local KFC closed down. Does he (or rather, my mother in law, since he shouldn't be driving) go to the much nicer location ten minutes down the road? Nope. He thought it would best just to stop eating chicken. Not KFC, mind you. Chicken in general.
Once upon a time, he ordered "his" pizza (supreme) from "his" Pizza Hut only to discover it was burnt. When he brought it up to the cashier, said employee claimed it was simply "well done." Not only did her grandfather immediately accept this, he deemed that this was the way pizzas were cooked now. So for the next decades, he (and everyone else unlucky enough to be eating with him) ate "well done" supreme pizzas from the "only good Pizza Hut around." (In reality, it was and is the worst Pizza Hut in the area. It also almost shut down a few times due to a massive sinkhole.) He finally stopped going last year after they changed the menu. "They ruined it," he says. "It's confusing!" He now burns DiGornio supreme, claiming they're "better than Pizza Hut. Plus, you don't have to go anywhere."
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Post by Halloween on Nov 14, 2015 14:49:21 GMT -5
In my town the only chain pizza places we have are Dominos, Eagle Boys (Shitty Australian franchise) and Pizza Hut. We have a local pizza place as well but they really overcharge (20 dollars for one pizza)
Pizza Hut I ordered recently just to try something different to Dominos which is my usual. The garlic bread was terrible and the pizza itself tasted terrible. It also took an hour and a half to deliver the pizza and I assume this is a regular thing that happens there because the driver didn't apologise or even offer up an explanation. I'm about a 6 or 7 minute drive from the restaurant by the way. I don't live in a forest 20 minutes out of town.
Dominos I eat at least once a month (Often more) and they manage to get my pizza to me within about 30-40 minutes unless it's a big sports night or something which is understandable. The pizza is always good and the garlic bread is also really great and probably the best garlic bread I've ever had. Delivery drivers are friendly and if they're late they'll apologise and tell you why they're late.
Needless to say Pizza Hut's arch rival Dominos is the better option in my town. I'd only go with Pizza Hut if the option was Eagle Boys or Pizza Hut. Eagle Boys is literally the worst pizza I've had in my life and if any Australian's happen to come into this thread they'll most likely agree.
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Nov 14, 2015 16:03:24 GMT -5
I haven't had Pizza Hut in over a year, but I always thought their default crust flavor was grease? Yeah. My first thought is "why is anyone still eating Pizza Hut?" Unless blandness is a prescribed part of one's diet.
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Post by mizerable on Nov 14, 2015 19:36:40 GMT -5
My personal favorite Pizza Hut related story: My wife's 93 year old grandfather is, for lack of a better phrase, set in his ways. He would rather get "one more wear" out of a hole-filled sock than break in a new one. He has been ordering the same cake from the same local bakery for decades. He only goes to one sit-down restaurant, where he sits in the same section and orders the same thing. When someone takes him to the doctors, he insists that they take his car. A few years ago, the local KFC closed down. Does he (or rather, my mother in law, since he shouldn't be driving) go to the much nicer location ten minutes down the road? Nope. He thought it would best just to stop eating chicken. Not KFC, mind you. Chicken in general.Once upon a time, he ordered "his" pizza (supreme) from "his" Pizza Hut only to discover it was burnt. When he brought it up to the cashier, said employee claimed it was simply "well done." Not only did her grandfather immediately accept this, he deemed that this was the way pizzas were cooked now. So for the next decades, he (and everyone else unlucky enough to be eating with him) ate "well done" supreme pizzas from the "only good Pizza Hut around." (In reality, it was and is the worst Pizza Hut in the area. It also almost shut down a few times due to a massive sinkhole.) He finally stopped going last year after they changed the menu. "They ruined it," he says. "It's confusing!" He now burns DiGornio supreme, claiming they're "better than Pizza Hut. Plus, you don't have to go anywhere." If I live to be 93, I hope I end up the same way.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Nov 14, 2015 20:28:16 GMT -5
My personal favorite Pizza Hut related story: My wife's 93 year old grandfather is, for lack of a better phrase, set in his ways. He would rather get "one more wear" out of a hole-filled sock than break in a new one. He has been ordering the same cake from the same local bakery for decades. He only goes to one sit-down restaurant, where he sits in the same section and orders the same thing. When someone takes him to the doctors, he insists that they take his car. A few years ago, the local KFC closed down. Does he (or rather, my mother in law, since he shouldn't be driving) go to the much nicer location ten minutes down the road? Nope. He thought it would best just to stop eating chicken. Not KFC, mind you. Chicken in general.Once upon a time, he ordered "his" pizza (supreme) from "his" Pizza Hut only to discover it was burnt. When he brought it up to the cashier, said employee claimed it was simply "well done." Not only did her grandfather immediately accept this, he deemed that this was the way pizzas were cooked now. So for the next decades, he (and everyone else unlucky enough to be eating with him) ate "well done" supreme pizzas from the "only good Pizza Hut around." (In reality, it was and is the worst Pizza Hut in the area. It also almost shut down a few times due to a massive sinkhole.) He finally stopped going last year after they changed the menu. "They ruined it," he says. "It's confusing!" He now burns DiGornio supreme, claiming they're "better than Pizza Hut. Plus, you don't have to go anywhere." One of my favorite pizza stories of the year. Possibly ever.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 14, 2015 20:33:05 GMT -5
I will say their marinara is really good. The pizza itself... hit or miss for me usually.
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Post by Speedy Cerviche on Nov 14, 2015 20:56:45 GMT -5
In my town the only chain pizza places we have are Dominos, Eagle Boys (Shitty Australian franchise) and Pizza Hut. We have a local pizza place as well but they really overcharge (20 dollars for one pizza) Pizza Hut I ordered recently just to try something different to Dominos which is my usual. The garlic bread was terrible and the pizza itself tasted terrible. It also took an hour and a half to deliver the pizza and I assume this is a regular thing that happens there because the driver didn't apologise or even offer up an explanation. I'm about a 6 or 7 minute drive from the restaurant by the way. I don't live in a forest 20 minutes out of town. Dominos I eat at least once a month (Often more) and they manage to get my pizza to me within about 30-40 minutes unless it's a big sports night or something which is understandable. The pizza is always good and the garlic bread is also really great and probably the best garlic bread I've ever had. Delivery drivers are friendly and if they're late they'll apologise and tell you why they're late. Needless to say Pizza Hut's arch rival Dominos is the better option in my town. I'd only go with Pizza Hut if the option was Eagle Boys or Pizza Hut. Eagle Boys is literally the worst pizza I've had in my life and if any Australian's happen to come into this thread they'll most likely agree. Eagles Boys. Not even once.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Nov 14, 2015 21:03:43 GMT -5
If I want pizza my usual choice is a thick crust from Imo's, but if I have to go with a national chain it's usually Little Caesars.
Pizza Hut is okay but a little bland, and Domino's is hot garbage served on baked dough.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Nov 14, 2015 21:14:04 GMT -5
Pizza chains are disgusting. I always order from a local pizza place. Fresh and authentic pizza is the best. Besides, I am Italian and if were to ever eat Pizza Hut, my family would disown me.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Nov 15, 2015 2:26:58 GMT -5
For the record, I don't have a whole lot of pizza options where I live. It's Pizza Hut, Mazzio's, or Caesar's. I would honestly prefer Caesar's of that bunch but my girlfriend wanted the Hut. Until about a year ago all we had was Pizza Hut,Dominos and Lil Caesar's. But we got a Fox's Pizza,haven't tried it yet,and Pappa's Pizza,expensive but amazing.I would rather get a digorno Frozen pizza than Pizza Hut.
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Nov 15, 2015 4:53:32 GMT -5
If you gave me Pizza Hut, I'd eat it, but I'd never order it myself. It's supremely greasy and gets worse as it cools down.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Nov 15, 2015 5:20:22 GMT -5
Not a big fan of chain pizza as a whole... but Pizza Hut in my opinion is the best of the options here... but still I generally order from a local place... even if the closest local place with the best pizza doesn't deliver... the bastards...
also my stomach never had any problem digesting any brand of fast food.
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Post by tms on Nov 15, 2015 9:05:25 GMT -5
Pizza chains are disgusting. I always order from a local pizza place. Fresh and authentic pizza is the best. Besides, I am Italian and if were to ever eat Pizza Hut, my family would disown me. Papa Gino's is the best of the chains, but I think they're only around in the New England states. I've never had a bad pizza from them; always super fresh cheese, sauce, and crust. The only issue I have is the prices tend to be high, they almost never have good deals, and the pizza itself isn't filling for the cost since it's a thin crust. Still is popular with some Italian friends of mine.
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Post by jagilki on Nov 15, 2015 9:40:42 GMT -5
We've got Pizza Hut, Pizza Barn (local) and Isabellas (local). The Barn does OK Pizza but don't deliver and are about 2 miles out of town (for me two miles out of town on the complete OTHER side of town). Isabella's is decent, but super expensive and they have new owners who've screwed up the formula.
Also a rumor that the new owners yelled at a cook for throwing food away after dropping it on the floor, claiming "nobody will know."
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Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Nov 15, 2015 9:55:02 GMT -5
Their pan pizzas have produced some of my best dumps.
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