What exactly is Mexamerica?

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In kayfabe, I mean. In real life it's just a really bad storyline with no forethought whatsoever, but what is it in-story?

Because at first it seemed like it was just a tagline for inter-country relations, then it seemed to become a term for Alberto and Zeb's alliance, then on Raw this week Zeb was talking about it like it's an actual outright country with millions of citizens. What on earth are we supposed to be taking from this thing they keep blathering on about?

[baracklesnar]

Something that desperately needs more Rosita.

[Mozenrath]

MexAmerica doesn't like to get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow.

MexAmerica loves education so they go to night school
and take Spanish and get a B.

(Goofy Cheech Marin song that I am paraphrasing that won't leave my head during these promos, which is fortuitous because it means I am not paying attention)

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

The way it was mentioned on Raw, it almost seems to be a micronation, albeit one without any sort of location or land because WWE is a touring entity.

It's may as well be Petoria, but if Peter's car was the nation and not his house.

[the2ndevil]

Nov 18, 2015 8:02:18 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

The way it was mentioned on Raw, it almost seems to be a micronation, albeit one without any sort of location or land because WWE is a touring entity.

It's may as well be Petoria, but if Peter's car was the nation and not his house.

That's... not a bad analogy, really.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Nov 18, 2015 8:19:47 GMT -5 the2ndevil said:

Nov 18, 2015 8:02:18 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

The way it was mentioned on Raw, it almost seems to be a micronation, albeit one without any sort of location or land because WWE is a touring entity.

It's may as well be Petoria, but if Peter's car was the nation and not his house.

That's... not a bad analogy, really.

Actually, if they really want to make them somewhat interesting, give him diplomatic immunity, or at least a WWE equivalent of that is. Have him low blow his opponent in a US title match but not get DQed because of immunity. Maybe he doesn't get fined for slapping a ref because he's a MexAmerican diplomat. Do something fun with the guy.

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Nov 18, 2015 8:28:23 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

Nov 18, 2015 8:19:47 GMT -5 the2ndevil said:

That's... not a bad analogy, really.

Actually, if they really want to make them somewhat interesting

Hey, hey! They're paying Alberto to help Vince get to sleep, not to be interesting!

[Long A, Short A]

It's the product of the 2014 streak war.

[The Dark Order Inferno]

Mexamerica is the hot new latino girlband fronted by Alberta Del Rio.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

"MexAmerica is that special feeling you get when you hold hands with your best gal!"


"It's cheering real loud for the home team!"


"It's catching the perfect wave!"


"It's obeying all the rules."

...


"NO WAY!!!"

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I know I'm putting way too much thought into it but...

Everyone is wondering, "Why is Zeb Colter joining up with his biggest rival and "un-American" Alberto Del Rio?" Because he was paid off by Del Rio.

Del Rio doesn't actually care if Mexico and the US unite, he just wants to get all of the good publicity such an event brings and try to make people forget he's a greedy jerk. After being fired from WWE, he came up with a plan that could not only get himself back into the company but also skyrocket his goodwill and become a beloved figure so he can regain the World Championship and make a f***load of cash.

During his absense from the company, he contacted an old nemesis who was also away from the spotlight of the WWE: Zeb Colter. Del Rio spoke with him and Colter, obviously reluctant and suprised, listened. Del Rio told him he has a plan that will get him back in WWE and boost his image tenfold and Zeb can get a piece of the action if he goes along with it. Colter intrigued, gives in and then proceeds to make negotiations with WWE to get Del Rio back into the company.

Wondering why Del Rio wants to come back after what happened, they're told Del Rio wants to fight for equality and peace between Mexico and America so something like that doesn't happen again. Impressed, they agree to sign him to another contract. Del Rio's plan to get to the top of WWE is set in motion. He's using the backdrop of MexAmerica to build a faction to help him takeover the company and once again become World Champion, not as just a activist group.

This can tie into his rich jerk persona and bring it back in full force.

I don't know...I think I left out a few details, but that's basically it.

[Gremlin]

Nov 18, 2015 8:01:16 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

MexAmerica doesn't like to get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow.

MexAmerica loves education so they go to night school
and take Spanish and get a B.

(Goofy Cheech Marin song that I am paraphrasing that won't leave my head during these promos, which is fortuitous because it means I am not paying attention)

Nananana ninanono

[Andy Martin]

Annoying. That's why it is.

[Fauxnaki]

I totally forgot mexamerica was a thing

[Ryback on a Pole!]

It's like they took Better Than Utopia from the video games but forgot to make it fun and interesting.

[Sad sack ass fruitbooty]

A cure for insomnia

[Just call me D.j.m.]

It's the translation for "Alberto's son's college fund."

[Perd]

Nov 18, 2015 7:57:36 GMT -5 baracklesnar said:

Something that desperately needs more Rosita.

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Someone saw the Better-Than-Utopia story from SVR, and thought "We should do something like that... But without the fun."

Edit: Dammit, beaten to it.

[wildojinx]

It's on the same continent as Anywhere he Darn Well Pleases and WCW Special Forces. I think the palace of Wisdom might be located somewhere around there too, and its also where the book of Dilligaf was written.