Crappler El 0 M
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 1, 2015 17:28:18 GMT -5
Somebody ran into him. Funny how the people who supposedly interact with someone and find-out information are not the ones reporting the info. Don't get mad at me if it's not true, that's just what I heard from some dude.
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lionheart21
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Post by lionheart21 on Dec 1, 2015 17:28:20 GMT -5
He was backstage earlier in the night, but after he saw what Dreamer did to catering, it was too much for his stomach to handle.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Dec 1, 2015 17:31:42 GMT -5
You see guys the thing is Kevin Owens is overweight
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Dec 1, 2015 17:34:33 GMT -5
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Post by wallabylikeyou on Dec 1, 2015 17:34:35 GMT -5
Never mind that Kevin Owens could run rings around every on these boards, there are tired jokes to make!
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JCBaggee
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Post by JCBaggee on Dec 1, 2015 19:32:38 GMT -5
Never mind that Kevin Owens could run rings around every on these boards, there are tired jokes to make! The jokes are tired because Kevin Owens ran rings around them, and he's fat! Get it!?
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Emmet Russell
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Post by Emmet Russell on Dec 1, 2015 19:35:26 GMT -5
WWE HOFer, Edge, once had a ****1/4 match with a stomach bug at No Mercy 2002. This Owens fella is weak sauce.
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Post by SeVeN: #TheBadGuy. on Dec 1, 2015 19:40:30 GMT -5
Don't know if its been mentioned yet but...
He's fat.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 1, 2015 19:45:19 GMT -5
The fan didn't see Kevin Owens, he heard his footsteps.
BECAUSE HE'S f***ING FAT.
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Dec 1, 2015 19:51:55 GMT -5
I love how sensitive people are to Owens fat jokes.
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Doctor Of Style
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Dec 1, 2015 19:53:57 GMT -5
Never mind that Kevin Owens could run rings around every on these boards, there are tired jokes to make! He didn't run rings around anyone, he did donuts...delicious Krispy Kreme donuts.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Dec 1, 2015 19:56:47 GMT -5
I love how sensitive people are to Owens fat jokes. You're confusing sensitivity with boredom
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Dec 1, 2015 20:00:03 GMT -5
I love how sensitive people are to Owens fat jokes. You're confusing sensitivity with boredom I don't lash out and make sarcastic comments when I'm bored. I just yawn and move on.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Dec 1, 2015 20:09:59 GMT -5
I just assumed he got stuck trying to walk through the door into the arena.
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Dec 1, 2015 20:16:36 GMT -5
I just realized something. If Weird Al Yankovic wrote "Fat" in 2015, he would be in such deep shit. Metaphorically speaking of course. Not because heavier people shit more. I don't know if that's true or not.
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Post by moondoggie on Dec 1, 2015 20:45:03 GMT -5
The Curse of the IC Title strikes again?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2015 20:51:31 GMT -5
Hey everybody, Kevin Owens is overweight
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Post by Savage Gambino on Dec 1, 2015 20:57:32 GMT -5
WWE HOFer, Edge, once had a ****1/4 match with a stomach bug at No Mercy 2002. This Owens fella is weak sauce. So, just because Edge could perform through a stomach bug, you think all Canadians should? Way to stereotype. I bet next you'll be saying Tyler Breeze should hold the Women's Championship for a year, just like Trish Stratus did.
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Doctor Of Style
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Dec 1, 2015 21:00:29 GMT -5
I just assumed he got stuck trying to walk through the door into the arena. I'm pretty sure he'd just have someone bring him some butter, if he didn't already have his own.
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Crappler El 0 M
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 1, 2015 21:06:53 GMT -5
Bad case of the flu. Expected to return to work the weekend live events.
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