lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Dec 1, 2015 21:16:06 GMT -5
Never mind that Kevin Owens could run rings around every on these boards, there are tired jokes to make! There's no doubt about that. Even when he was at his heaviest in ROH, he was still agile and able to do Swantons.
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Post by captaincheapshot on Dec 1, 2015 21:17:54 GMT -5
WWE HOFer, Edge, once had a ****1/4 match with a stomach bug at No Mercy 2002. This Owens fella is weak sauce. Actual size of the stomach bug Keven Owens has. Because he's fat.
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Dec 1, 2015 21:20:03 GMT -5
HE'S SKINNY
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 1, 2015 21:21:52 GMT -5
He was at home, washing his tights. It took a while cuz, well, ya know.....
He ran outta detergent.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 1, 2015 21:22:19 GMT -5
Who said he was talking about food? he ate kevin nash? is he on some highlander-esque mission to remove all the other kevin's from the world so that he is only remaining kevin? He better not be.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2015 21:28:32 GMT -5
I wonder if he was supposed to be the 4th man instead of Del Rio.
If so, they couldn't use anyone but Del Rio, who is currently doing his own foreign heel shtick, that complete contradicts his joining the League of Nations?
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 1, 2015 21:30:02 GMT -5
We can use twitter for NEWZ sources now? Tommy Droemer is fart CONFORMED!
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Post by radiantsilvergun on Dec 1, 2015 22:38:14 GMT -5
I just realized something. If Weird Al Yankovic wrote "Fat" in 2015, he would be in such deep shit. Metaphorically speaking of course. Not because heavier people shit more. I don't know if that's true or not. "WHY IS KYLE FAT SHAMING CARTMAN! ! ! !"
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Dec 1, 2015 22:56:21 GMT -5
I heard Kevin Owens went into a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant,
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Post by SCCB Was Told To Do Steroids on Dec 1, 2015 22:58:38 GMT -5
They had to send Kevin Owens home by himself, because he needs the extra seats...because he's fat!
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Post by Gremlin on Dec 2, 2015 0:01:31 GMT -5
Wellnessed for elevated lunchtimes!
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Dec 2, 2015 3:44:58 GMT -5
HE'S SKINNY Kevin better not be skinny and fat. We just cleaned up the place from skinny fat asses.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 2, 2015 7:27:53 GMT -5
WWE HOFer, Edge, once had a ****1/4 match with a stomach bug at No Mercy 2002. This Owens fella is weak sauce. So, just because Edge could perform through a stomach bug, you think all Canadians should? Way to stereotype. I bet next you'll be saying Tyler Breeze should hold the Women's Championship for a year, just like Trish Stratus did. Great, you spoiled WWE plans of marketing Breeze as the first ever male WWE Diva. Would had been groundbreaking.
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Dec 2, 2015 12:01:05 GMT -5
I heard Kevin Owens went into a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant, That's a lie and you know it! It was definitely more than 1 restaurant.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2015 12:07:36 GMT -5
Never mind that Kevin Owens could run rings around every on these boards, there are tired jokes to make! Easy mistake to make, but I think what you meant to say is Kevin Owens could run if it were for onion rings.
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Big Poppa Pumpkin
Dennis Stamp
I'll be in the back polishing............ my belt.
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Post by Big Poppa Pumpkin on Dec 2, 2015 12:11:00 GMT -5
Owens.
Large.
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Dec 2, 2015 12:23:42 GMT -5
"RUMOR: Somebody ran into Kevin Owens here in Pitt and supposedly he is and looks pretty sick l. What actually happened is that someone ran into Kevin Owen's armpit and was sick.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2015 12:38:07 GMT -5
KEVIN OWENS IS A LARGE MAN SO PEOPLE WILL BE RUNNING INTO HIM BECAUSE HE IS LARGE!
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Doctor Of Style
King Koopa
Well, first they love me, and then they don't. Sometimes they do it, and sometimes they won't.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Dec 2, 2015 13:57:15 GMT -5
KEVIN OWENS IS A LARGE MAN SO PEOPLE WILL BE RUNNING INTO HIM BECAUSE HE IS LARGE! People get too close and they get trapped in his gravitational pull.
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