Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 10, 2015 3:39:12 GMT -5
I wouldn't. That'd be rude.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Dec 10, 2015 3:53:29 GMT -5
 PISS! |
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Post by Instant Classic on Dec 10, 2015 5:06:42 GMT -5
No I'd break my computer.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2015 5:16:03 GMT -5
To whip it out...Id have to put it away in the first place
YES!
I'M OUT THERE JERRY! AND I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
Posts: 8,423 
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Post by The Sam on Dec 10, 2015 7:51:43 GMT -5
Not even if it was on fire.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,553
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 10, 2015 8:02:19 GMT -5
Was there a jellyfish sting involved?
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2015 8:14:30 GMT -5
*checks FAN* .....well, nothing new here today...... *leaves*  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2015 10:36:08 GMT -5
"Would I?"
Better question would be "Have I?"
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,663
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Post by bob on Dec 10, 2015 10:52:42 GMT -5
Lesnar approves!
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,310
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 10, 2015 11:30:54 GMT -5
My johnson? No.
Tally Wacker... maybe
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 10, 2015 18:33:59 GMT -5
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Dec 10, 2015 18:42:34 GMT -5
 I don't own him. I don't want to own him. Not only is it illegal to own a black man, I find it personally distasteful. Not only do I find owning a black man personally distasteful, I find Ahmed Johnson distasteful. Remember, children... THE ONLY NATION IS URINATION! |
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
Posts: 20,407
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Post by MiLB Fan on Dec 10, 2015 19:22:18 GMT -5
I only take out my Johnson when the weather's nice and I can get the most use from it.
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I was talking about my BOAT, you sick freaks! Get your minds out of the gutter.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2015 19:27:10 GMT -5
Why would I whip The Rock? First that is wrong and sounds horribly racist. Also why do you need to whip The Rock before I urinate on FAN?
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 10, 2015 20:15:57 GMT -5
Do you realize how much urine I would need to soak each and every single person on FAN? We're talking copious amounts of liquid being ingested just to build up enough, and even then the process would be long and arduous. Not exactly a task I'm up to.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 10, 2015 20:33:48 GMT -5
I wouldn't piss on y'all to put out a fire.
I would use a fire extinguisher and call the fire department, though.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Dec 10, 2015 21:05:50 GMT -5
Only if I remember my protective / shielding urinal cape to shy away prying eyes.
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 11, 2015 13:06:37 GMT -5
Only on the SMAAAAAAAAAART MAAAAAAAAAAARKS.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 11, 2015 13:08:18 GMT -5
Congrats...this is the dumbest thread I've ever seen here.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 11, 2015 14:29:04 GMT -5
Why would I whip The Rock? First that is wrong and sounds horribly racist. Also why do you need to whip The Rock before I urinate on FAN? You have to make sure the Rock is black first.  |
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