There was just a bird in my house!

Jake, The Jake, Jake Dennis Stamp Will never EVER get a personal title. Ever. Nope. Never. Not a chance. No way, no how. Posts: 3,719	There was just a bird in my house! Dec 12, 2015 22:41:54 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Dec 12, 2015 22:41:54 GMT -5 It flew out the back door and that's really the end of this story, but still, holy crap

Kevin Hamilton Gentle Lover Lynx Semi-Expert; Doesn't think a $5 Shake is overpriced Posts: 30,661	There was just a bird in my house! Dec 12, 2015 23:23:05 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave and Mayonnaise like this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 12, 2015 23:23:05 GMT -5 Was it a penguin? Cuz even in December, it's too damn hot for a penguin to be walkin round here.
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KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! Wade Wilson Sharkphin Posts: 29,861 Member is Online	There was just a bird in my house! Dec 13, 2015 16:28:49 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 13, 2015 16:28:49 GMT -5 You didn't have sex with it, did you?
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker Ozymandius Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose James Franco is the white Donald Glover Posts: 61,861	There was just a bird in my house! Dec 13, 2015 16:52:05 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 13, 2015 16:52:05 GMT -5 I have had raccoon's and an opossum in mine
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sternrogers01 Dennis Stamp Posts: 4,662	There was just a bird in my house! Dec 13, 2015 17:00:24 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sternrogers01 on Dec 13, 2015 17:00:24 GMT -5 Had the same problem last month.

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cahuette Team Rocket Posts: 821	There was just a bird in my house! Dec 13, 2015 17:34:00 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cahuette on Dec 13, 2015 17:34:00 GMT -5 I remember having a bat enter my house when I was a kid at night, I understand what batman's going for since then, it was some scary stuff.
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There was just a bird in my house! Dec 14, 2015 2:09:38 GMT -5

Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 14, 2015 2:09:38 GMT -5

simply buy a few dozen bird eating Tarantulas.

and make sure there are a few breeding pairs so you can naturally produce more of these magnificent creatures.

before you know it, you'll be sleeping in comfort and safety as hundreds of these noble arachnids patrol the inside of your home at night, protecting you from any bird attack.
glad i could help.

Last Edit: Dec 14, 2015 2:22:28 GMT -5 by The Unconquered Sun

Jake, The Jake, Jake Dennis Stamp Will never EVER get a personal title. Ever. Nope. Never. Not a chance. No way, no how. Posts: 3,719	There was just a bird in my house! Dec 14, 2015 19:47:26 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Dec 14, 2015 19:47:26 GMT -5 .....I don't like what this thread has turned into...

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