Super Happy Fun Fun Invitational (SIGNUPS OPEN)
Dec 25, 2015 15:49:14 GMT -5
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Post by suave on Dec 25, 2015 15:49:14 GMT -5
DECEMBER 24th, 2015...
An anonymous wrestling fan sits quietly in his basement. It's about 4:00 PM, but our anonymous protaganist doesn't give a shit. He's currently watching a random ass 70s wrestling bootleg he pirated off the internet, while simultaneously bitching about workrate on FAN, r/squaredcircle, and the Wrestlecrap forums. Wrestling figures stand throughout the room, and some posters from old WWE ppvs adorn his walls. Our nameless hero is not a failure by any means. He was born into money, and his sizeable inheritance means that he doesn't need a job. His lazy ass basically just sits around and watches/discusses/masturbates to wrestling. Granted, sometimes he does reviews like some sort of two bit Dave Meltzer, but he'd personally rather just chill and watch some good old fashioned rasslin.
One day, our hero had a thought. What if he became the owner of a wrestling enterprise? No, not just any enterprise. A tournament, composed of the greatest superstars to grace God's green earth. And so he decided to make that dream a reality. He bought his local arena (mere pennies for this spoiled shitlord), and put out word that the winner of this tournament would receive one million dollars in cash. And so various superstars signed up, in pursuit of the money, and with the dream of being the first ever winner of the Super Happy Fun Fun Invitational.
Malibu Albino
cageking666
Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Brainbustaaah!
Fake Jesus
suave
An anonymous wrestling fan sits quietly in his basement. It's about 4:00 PM, but our anonymous protaganist doesn't give a shit. He's currently watching a random ass 70s wrestling bootleg he pirated off the internet, while simultaneously bitching about workrate on FAN, r/squaredcircle, and the Wrestlecrap forums. Wrestling figures stand throughout the room, and some posters from old WWE ppvs adorn his walls. Our nameless hero is not a failure by any means. He was born into money, and his sizeable inheritance means that he doesn't need a job. His lazy ass basically just sits around and watches/discusses/masturbates to wrestling. Granted, sometimes he does reviews like some sort of two bit Dave Meltzer, but he'd personally rather just chill and watch some good old fashioned rasslin.
One day, our hero had a thought. What if he became the owner of a wrestling enterprise? No, not just any enterprise. A tournament, composed of the greatest superstars to grace God's green earth. And so he decided to make that dream a reality. He bought his local arena (mere pennies for this spoiled shitlord), and put out word that the winner of this tournament would receive one million dollars in cash. And so various superstars signed up, in pursuit of the money, and with the dream of being the first ever winner of the Super Happy Fun Fun Invitational.
SIGN UPS CLOSE ON DECEMBER 28TH. TOURNEY BEGINS JANUARY 2ND.
ROSTER SO FAR:
Dean Ambrose
Jimmy Jacobs
Bray Wyatt
Lucky 13
Simon Gotch
Luke Harper
Okada
Baron Corbin
Damien Sandow
Roman Reigns
Jeff Hardy
The Miz
Alberto El Patron
