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Post by willywonka666 on Dec 27, 2015 23:14:25 GMT -5
I'm talking grown adults who use the bathroom and go on their merry way. It's mind boggling how someone walking upright acts like they were raised by wolves. You learn this stuff when you're 3 or something and then somewhere along the line some decide "eh it's overrated "
Yea I'm ranting tonight between this and coasters, but seriously-a lot of these f***ers serve the public food
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Post by Juice on Dec 27, 2015 23:48:38 GMT -5
Ive perfected a way of peeing so that I don't touch anything and therefore don't need to wash hands. But if I do touch, I have a thing about washing my hands and then touching a dirty door to exit. So the whole thing can be mind numbing.
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Dec 28, 2015 0:15:01 GMT -5
Wash your hands.
It is a minute-long inconvenience at worst.
Seriously.
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Post by Unaffiliated on Dec 28, 2015 0:29:26 GMT -5
I can understand people wanting their freedom and hence not liking certain rules or conventions. But washing hands after using the restroom is something I cannot understand why people would NOT want to do in the first place.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 28, 2015 0:32:07 GMT -5
Wash your hands. Respect wood.
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Post by Rocky Raccoon on Dec 28, 2015 0:46:20 GMT -5
People who do this and then lick and suck up their fingers during meals like an infant child and then shake people's hands and go about their day. Such people are the worst and must be stopped.
No, "but I wiped my hands on my pants!" is NOT an adequate cleansing method. I will destroy you.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2015 0:53:08 GMT -5
Agreed washing your hands is common sense.
But the worst thing is people who don't flush! I'm serous! When I worked for American Express, there was always a crap and a pile of paper just sitting in the bowl. Who would do that!? Its insanely gross!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 28, 2015 1:11:07 GMT -5
i don't wash my hands because i spend so much time each day washing my junk instead. 8 or 9 times a day i get my carrot and plums* so clean you could sell them on eBay making hand washing unnecessary. glad i could help
*ok, vienna sausage and M&M's
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Dec 28, 2015 1:29:36 GMT -5
I generally do wash my hands but frankly, considering how dirty public sinks tend to be anyway, I'm not 100 % convinced of the hygiene benefits. But the worst thing is people who don't flush! I'm serous! When I worked for American Express, there was always a crap and a pile of paper just sitting in the bowl. Who would do that!? Its insanely gross! That I completely agree with. Seriously guys, it takes two seconds, you can do it in the same motion you're getting up. It's like these people are deliberately trying to be disrespectful of others.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2015 7:52:42 GMT -5
i don't wash my hands because i spend so much time each day washing my junk instead. 8 or 9 times a day i get my carrot and plums* so clean you could sell them on eBay making hand washing unnecessary. glad i could help *ok, vienna sausage and M&M's How on Earth is your penis getting that dirty?
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 28, 2015 8:11:30 GMT -5
No. Because I'm EVIL.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 28, 2015 8:21:42 GMT -5
The 'quickie rinse' is just as bad. Use soap, you nasty motherf***er.
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 28, 2015 8:26:22 GMT -5
I wash my hands before I pee. I respect the dong and treat it with the majesty and honor it deserves.
I also wash my hands afterwards. Not because I peed on myself, but because I know others don't want my dong particulates being spread even more than they already are.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 28, 2015 8:45:28 GMT -5
I hope that's a good wet.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2015 11:36:12 GMT -5
To me, the real reason you should wash your hands is because of the various door handles, flush handles, etc that you have to touch while going about the business.
People get grossed out about someone touching their genitals and not washing their hands - which is pretty unsanitary, but probably less germ-ridden than your computer keyboard or smartphone touchscreen. I get it though because people are very uptight about genitals in general (and for good reason most of the time), but honestly its more about people washing their hands before handling food or something like that.
Even if you wash your hands after you use a public restroom, between the faucet you have to turn off, the door you have to exit through, your own gross smartphone or keyboard, odds are your hand will be covered with much gross stuff by the time you make it back home than it ever would have taking a piss.
But still - any chance to clean the paws is always a good idea.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 28, 2015 11:45:52 GMT -5
I hate the folks who wipe their butt with my shower towel.
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Post by MC Blowfish on Dec 28, 2015 12:23:19 GMT -5
I always wash my hands and when I use the sink, I use the back of my hand to turn it on and off. I really don't know if that matters or not, but it makes me feel better.
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 28, 2015 12:35:35 GMT -5
You realize that once you wash your hands you then have to touch the door, which all the people who didn't wash their hands have also touched?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2015 13:56:02 GMT -5
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Dec 28, 2015 14:11:45 GMT -5
Yeah, Wonka, I'll get your back. I've seen so many issues like this that people don't even think twice about. We've had the "leaving your trash just sitting in a movie theater" discussions and everything else. If I had a dime for every point my blood pressure rises when these discussions come up and then people who think the world didn't exist before they were born refute common courtesies and social necessities, then I'd have enough to bribe a nation into martial law to enforce these things that drive you and I both up a friggin wall.
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