CHIKARA Season 16:Los Ice Campeonatos

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

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Season 16 dates:
Days of the Phoenix

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1. Boar d. Arctic Rescue Ant
-Quack comes out and cuts a promo about last years COTI, sans cane
2. Hermit Crab and Rock Lobster d. Lewis Ryan & Ben Macklemore
-Jaka is now a member of the BDK
3.Jaka d. Amasis
-Chikara is returning to Toronto July 23
4.United Nations d. Dasher and Lovelace
-Boar comes out and trips heidi
-Icarus(in a sling) comes out to counter Boar
-Icarus gets knocked off the apron
-UN try to use their flag to cheat but Touchdown comes out to stop them but Bryce and Dasher misunderstand what he is doing
-Dasher gets lowblowed and rolled up
5.Solider Ant d. Jakob, and now has 3 points.
6.NRG retain that Cdp over the Nightmare warriors
-Hallowicked pins Race with the Never Wake up for the first fall
-Race rolls up Hallowicked for the 2nd fall
-Superkick into a hyperwheel on Frightmare gires NRG the victory
-Los Ice Creams music hits but they run away.

5 Senses

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-Icarus sufferd an injury during training. His replacement......Kobald!
1. Kobald d. Pinkie Sanchez with a Demons Toilet,
2. Los Ice Creams vs Burt West and Adam Ward ends in a DQ win for Ice Creams when the Devastation Corporation interferes
-Death Blow and Master Blaster to Los Ice Creams
-Princess Kimber Lee makes the save and the Corp leave
3.Wani d. Mr. Touchdown
- Juan attempts to tempt Touchdown into cheating but he refuses.
-During intermission, Troll was out trying to find Snowflake
4.Missile Assault Man and Lucas Calhoun d. The Batiri and now have 3 points
5.The Colony d. The Snake Pit with the Ant Hill onto Shynron
6.Princess Kimber Lee vs Oleg ends in a DQ due to Devastation Corporation interference.
-Blaster was dressed like an Ice Cream
-Max took the mic. He said Oleg can't just rip up a contract and be free.
-Max said Kim became queen when she won the belt. They are here for her life.
-Referee Larry Peace restores order

Encore:Heidi d. Juan

National Pro Wrestling Day 2016

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1. Wani wins the first YLC Eliminator
-Stokely Hathaway announces himself as the new and improved Chuck Taylor

2. Hallowicked d. Ophidan
- Wickid promises the coming of Nazmuldun
3.Magma/Supahstar Whiplash/Suntan Superman d. House of Payne
4. Argus wins the second YLC Eliminator
5.Heidi Lovelace d. Solo Darling
6.Nutrious X wins the third YLC Eliminator. He also said f*** and kissed Delmi Exo against her will..
7.Mr. Touchdown d. Pinkie Sanchez
8.Havoc and Danger Jameson d. One Time Only
9.The Estonian Thunderfrog wins the final YLC Eliminator!
10. Missile Assault Man d Dasher
- Dasher originally won but told the ref that MAM's foot was on the rope so the match was restarted
- MAM rolled Dasher up and grabbed the tights and got the win even though Dasher had his hands on the ropes
-Touchdown came down and tried to argue on Dasher's behalf, Dasher rebuked him
11.Thunderfrog d Nutrious X in under 3 minutes to advance to the YLC Finals
12.Wani d. Argus in under 4 minutes to advance to the YLC Finals
13.Scoot Tatum d. a jobber
14.Kimber Lee d. Mickie James.
15.The Estonian Thunderfrog d. Wani to win Young Lions Cup XII

Dead Man's Chest

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1. Jaka d. Shynron
2. Pinkie Sanchez d Sid Gilmore
3. Devastation Corporation won the 4 corner elimination tag match
- Los Ice Creams eliminated Hermit Crab/Rock Lobster
-Devastation Corporation eliminated Los Ice Creams and Dashers Dugout
4. Thunderfrog d. Boar to retain the YLC
5. Arcane Horde d. The Battle Hive
6.Jakob d. Eddie Kingston in seconds
-Jaka and Pinkie jumped Eddie before the match
7.Princess Kimber Lee d. Soilder Ant to retain the Grand Championship
Encore:
Rick Beanbag d. Wani

Evil Ways

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1) Silver Ant over Eddie Kingston
Max Smashmaster promo
2) JFDC/Sabar over Ophidian/Argus
3) Thunderfrog over Touchdown via DQ after TF accidentally gets hit with a chair during a tug of war between Touchdown and Juan Francisco
4) Heidi Lovelace over Bugg Nevans to earn her 3rd point
5) Princess and Oleg over Dev Corp. A fan gave Oleg a "power onion." After the match, Smashmaster breaks his crutch over Oleg's back and takes out two referees. Mike Quackenbush came out and Max laid him out. The entire locker room comes out, attacks Smashmaster and throws him out of the building.
6) Nightmare Warriors/BDK over N_R_G/Dasher's Dugout
Encore:
Chuck Taylor defeats Someone (name sounded like Jakob Hendrix but the guy looked like Sid Gilmour) with a new version of Sole Food

The New Batch

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1. The Proletariat Boar of Moldova & Prakash Sabar d. Los Ice Creams via pin in around 9 min. after Boar gutwrench slammed Sabar onto Hijo for the pin.

2. Officer Warren Barksdale d. Devo Riggs via pin in around 3 min. after hitting Obey the Law(a suplex flipped into a slam).

3. Amasis d. Rock Lobster via pin in around 9 min. with the 450 Splash. Said to be a really freaking good match.

4. Argus d. Hermit Crab via submission in around 7 min. with a Rear Naked Choke. Argus' knee appears to still be hurting from a few weeks ago.

5. Oleg the Usurper d. Blaster McMassive via pin in around 13 min. after a Chokeslam from the top. Crowd was crazy into this.

6. Campeonatos de Parejas Match:
1st Fall: Battleborn d. N_R_G via pin in around 5 min. after Calhoun hit Hype with Missile Assault Man's helmet, then Missile rolled him up w/a handful of tights to go up 1-0.

2nd Fall: N_R_G d. Battleborn via pin in around 10 min. after Race hit Calhoun with the Superkick to tie it up 1-1.

3rd Fall: N_R_G d. Battleborn via pin in around 20-21 min. after Hype hit Missile with the Hyper Wheel & pinned him to win 2-1 & retain the titles.

Post match, Los Ice Creams ran out to cash in their Golden Opportunity, but ran away scared of N_R_G & didn't cash in.

Encore Match: Ophidian d. Chuck TaylorTM via pin in just under 5 min. with a Double Knee Splash from the top rope.

The Secret of the Ooze

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1. Eddie Kingston d. Pinkie Sanchez via pin in 5 min. with the Backfist to the Future. As crazy a 5 min. match as you can figure.

2. Juan Francisco de Coronado & Wani d. Icarus & Mr. Touchdown via pin in around 10 min. when Icarus got Wani in a pin cover/small package, but Juan removed a turnbuckle pad & threw it at Touchdown, telling the ref that he did it, as the ref was busy w/him, Juan reversed the pin for Wani, which got the 3 count.

Chuck TaylorTM sang through the crowd. He then had a special message letting a special someone know that they won't get their name back.

3. Jaka d. Fire Ant via pin in about 15 min. with a Sky High after they collided heads. Jaka now has 3 pts. towards title contention. Amazing match.

4. Dasher Hatfield d. Flex Rumblecrunch via pin in around 14 min. with a crazy deadlift into the Jackhammer to break his losing streak. Really fun.

5. Jakob Hammermeier, Hallowicked & Frightmare d. The Batiri(Obariyon, Kodama & Kobald) via pin in 15 min. after Hallowicked hit Kobald with Never Wake Up. Fantastic match, nonstop. After the match, Jakob pulled out the Eye of Tyr box & told Hallowicked that he was his most loyal subject. Hallowicked said he obeys only Nazmuldun. He & Frightmare then stole the box from him!

6. CHIKARA Grand Championship Match: Princess Kimberlee d. Heidi Lovelace via submission in around 17 min. with a Crossface/Crab combination. The Chikararmy tossed roses into the ring before the match started. Heidi said she was Kimberlee's friend before & after, then kicked her. Heidi sucker punched Kimberlee on the floor & said it was what it takes to be a champion. Heidi missed a double knee off the top & Kimberlee went right to working on it, she then screamed at Heidi that she didn't want to hurt her & it was what it took to be a champion. Great match; super, super great! The entire roster, sans The Devastation Corporation, surrounded the ring, crowd was crazy!

Encore match: The Snake Pit(Ophidian & Shynron) d. Battleborn(Lucas Calhoun & Missile Assault Ant) via pin in 5 min. after Ophidian hit Calhoun with a Double Knee Splash from the top. During the match, Ophidian hypnotized everyone, the ref danced & Missile danced to the back, leaving Calhoun alone. Shynron also hit a Rana using the steel bar over the ring.

Kimberlee & Heidi then came back out as people were leaving. The crowd & crew gave them a huge ovation!

Phone Home

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Results for "Phone Home" - Courtesy of @themysterymen
1. 2016 Tag World Grand Prix - 1st Round Match: The Colony(Fire Ant & Worker Ant) d. The United Nations(The Proletariat Boar of Moldova & Prakash Sabar) in a dope opener.

DOF Mike Quackenbush comes out & addresses the video from Johnny Kidd. He accepts, it'll be May 28 in Manchester, England...Johnny Kidd vs. Mike Quackenbush, 1 Last Time!

2. Singles Match: Juan Francisco de Coronado d. Officer Warren Barksdale via pin with the Bridging German Suplex.

3. 2016 Tag World Grand Prix - 1st Round Match: The Devastation Corporation(Blaster McMassive & Flex Rumblecrunch) d. The Punk Rock All-Stars(Drake Carter & Shaun Cannon).

4. 2016 Tag World Grand Prix - 1st Round Match: Los Ice Creams(El Hijo del Ice Cream & Ice Cream, Jr.) d. Team Sea Stars(Ashley Vox & Delmi Exo) in an impressive showing for the Sea Stars.

5. Singles Match: Icarus d. Wani via pin with the Blu-Ray.

6. 2016 Tag World Grand Prix - 1st Round Match: The Osirian Portal(Amasis & Ophidian) d. Le Tabarnak de Team(Mathieu St-Jacques & Thomas Dubois). The match originally went to a double countout to eliminate both teams, but the fans chanted for a restart, so Bryce restarted the match, leading to the Osirian Portal win. Post match, TDT beatdown the Portal to thunderous boos.



So...The Colony, The Devastation Corporation, Los Ice Creams & The Osirian Portal are your semifinalists!

Disk

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1. 2016 Tag World Grand Prix - Semifinal Match: The Colony d. Los Ice Creams after Fire Ant pinned El Hijo del Ice Cream to advance to the Final.

2. 2016 Tag World Grand Prix - Semifinal Match: The Devastation Corporation d. The Osirian Portal via pin with the Death Blow to advance to the Final.

3. Young Lions Cup Match: ThunderFrog d. Arctic Rescue Ant via pin with The Super Thunderfrog Driver to retain the Cup.

On May 7th...The Infinite Tournament.

4. Atomicos Match: The Nightmare Warriors(Hallowicked & Frightmare) & Battleborn(Lucas Calhoun & Missile Assault Man) d. The Arcane Horde(The Batiri(Obariyon, Kodama & Kobald) & Oleg the Usurper) via pin after Frightmare hit Kobald with the Kneecolepsy.

Postmatch, Hallowicked & Frightmare accosted Ultramantis Black and used The Eye of Tyr on him. They prayed & then Mantis said "Take Me Home" as they left!

5. Singles Match: Shynron d. Mr. Touchdown via DQ after accidentally(or "accidentally" in Dasher's opinion) hitting the ref when he was doing his corner shoulder thrusts & backflipped right into the ref, causing the dq.

6. 2016 Tag World Grand Prix - Final Match: The Devastation Corporation d. The Colony via pin after Blaster hit Fire Ant with the cast on his arm behind Bryce's back to get the pin & win the 2016 Tag World Grand Prix. As a result, they also now have 3 points towards title contention for the CdP!

Encore Match: Dasher Hatfield d. Pinkie Sanchez via pin.

Whisper House

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1) Silver Ant over Frightmare
2) Wani over Jonah Rogen
3) The Batiri over Boar/Mr. Az
Post-match saw Ultramantis come out. Batiri confronted him. UMB put them in a trance and said "Take me home."
4) Hallowicked over Soldier Ant
5) N_R_G over United Nations via DQ. Touchdown and Juan had a tug of war over a chair which Juan won. The referee saw him with it and DQ'd his team
6) Grand Championship Match: Princess Kimberlee over Jake with the Alligator Clutch

The Distant Future

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1. Sea Stars d. Orange Cassidy and Swamp Monster
2. Officer Owen Barksdale d. Argus
3.The Osirian Portal d, TDT
4.Hallowicked won The Infinite Gauntlet
Encore: Race Jaxon d. Boar.

Aniversario: Catching Fire

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Aniversario: Catching Fire results from @michaellangan2
Pre Show
-Pete Dunne d Clint Margera, Jim Hunter, Lee Hunter, Chris Brookes, Nixon Newell and Dee Moloney
- Travis Banks and Tyler Bates went to a draw
Main Card
1. Juke Joint p TAFKACT in 7 min when he rolled into a La Majistral.

2. Frightmare p @heidilovelace in 10 min after a Kneecolepsy.
3. Ophidian p Mandrews in 11 min after a hand assisted body scissors into a Destroyer.
4. Fire Ant p Hermit Crab in under 5 minutes with a brain buster
5.Gulak p Barksdale in 8 min with his waistlock sunset flip

6.Kimber Lee submitted Hallowicked with the Chikara Special in 16 minutes.

Encore:
Chuck Taylor^TM p. Mr.Azerbaijan in about 90 seconds with the New and Improved Soul Food.

Aniversario: The Chamber of Secrets

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1. N_R_G d. Rich Mahogany and Drew Gulak
2. Ophidian d. Hermit Crab and now has 3 points
3. Icarus d. Juke Joint
4. Eddie Kingston d. Chuck Taylor^TM
5. The Nazmuldun Boys d. The Colony, Kimber Lee and Heidi when Hallowicked pins Kimber after Never Wake Up.
6. Johnny Kidd and Quackenbush goes to a draw 1-1

Aniversario: The Two Towers

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1. Heidi Lovelace d. Juke Joint
2. Top Shelf Slim Perkins d. Officer Owen Barksdale
3. Solider Ant d. Chuck TaylorTM
4. Eddie Kingston d. Hermit Crab. Eddie now has 3 points.
5. Fire Ant d. Ophidian. No title shot for Ophidian.
6. Kimber Lee, N_R_G, and Los Ice Creams d. The Nightmare Warriors when Kimber Lee pinned Icarus with the Alligator Clutch.
Encore:
Drew Gulak d. Travis Banks and Dee Moloney

Aniversario: The Lost World

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Pre-Show Match: The Hunter Bros. (Lee & Jim Hunter) defeated Solar & Keiran McCall when Lee pinned McCall with a double stomp onto his knees.

Pre-Show Match: Mustache Mountain (Trent Seven & Tyler Bate) & Nixon Newell defeated Joe Coffey, Lewis Girvan & Viper when Bate pinned Coffey with a brainbuster.

1. Heidi Lovelace pinned Nixon Newell after a series of traded pinfalls led to Lovelace pinning Newell with a sunset flip.

2. Chuck Taylor™ defeated Officer Warren Barksdale with the New and Improved Soul Food.

3. N_R_G (Race Jaxon & Hype Rockwell) won a four team elimination match.
– The Batiri (Obariyon & Kodama) eliminated Los Ice Creams with the Skull Bronzing.
– The Batiri eliminated The Colony (Fire Ant & Soldier Ant) with the Skull Bronzing, giving them three points.
– N_R_G eliminated The Batiri with a superkick into a Hyperwheel on Kodama.

4. “Juke Joint” Lucas Calhoun defeated Hermit Crab with a Samoan Drop.

5. Icarus & Frightmare bested Eddie Kingston & Ophidian when Frightmare pinned Ophidian with the Kneecolepsy.

6. Hallowicked won the Grand Championship from Princess Kimberlee with Never Wake Up. Kimberlee had a submission with the CHIKARA Special, but Frightmare had referee Bryce Remsburg distracted.

Encore Match: “This Is” Howie Dewitt (the old Chuck Taylor) defeated Orange Cassidy (accompanied by Chuck Taylor™) when Dewitt sat down on a sunset flip attempt from Cassidy. Chuck Taylor™ told old Chuck that he would never, ever get his intellectual property back.

Tightrope

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Four Corner Tag Team Elimination
The Osirian Portal (Ophidian & Amasis) vs. Princess Kimberlee & Heidi Lovelace vs. United Nations (Proleteriat Boar of Moldova & Prakash Sabar) vs. Artic Rescue Ant & Pinkie Sanchez

Match starts with a dance off between Ophidian and Prakash.

Hammermeier comes out to yell at Pinkie and tell him he will always be a loser.

First elimination comes after a miscue when Kimber accidently kicks Heidi, allowing Prakash to hit an X-Factor on her for the 3 count. After Kimber tried to apologize, but Heidi went to punch her and stopped at the last second.

Second elimination comes as Pinkie Sanchez and Artic hit a neckbreaker/double stomp combo on Prakash allowing Pinkie to grab the pin.

Final elimination comes after Portal hit the Assisted Egyptian Destroyer.

WINNERS: The Osirian Portal

After the match Portal go to the interview spot conducted by Brendan O'Donnell. They send a message to NRG and say the belts are coming home to the Portal.

MATCH 2:
Jigsaw vs. Oleg the Usurper

WINNER: Jigsaw after sunset flip rollup.

Jigsaw hits interview after his bout as well talking about his defeat of Oleg and getting his 1st point towards the new road of contention.

MATCH 3:
Icarus vs. Missile Assault Man

WINNER: Icarus following an unseen lowblow and a blu-ray.

After the match Artic Rescue comes out to try and comfort Missile on his loss, but Missile took no consoling and walked away.

INTERMISSION

MATCH 4:
Eddie Kingston vs. JAKA

After three backfists Jaka finally goes down for a three count. Eddie then continues to beat on JAKA which the ref yells for Kingston to stop.

WINNER: JAKA by DQ due to eferee reversal due to excessive violence.

Kingston called out Jakob and said he'd keep pounding Jaka till Jakob got in the ring. Jakob refused so the beat down continued. Dasher Hatfield and Officer Warren Barksdale ran out to assist referee Troy Nelson with Kingston. During the insanity, Jakob hit the ring and knocked every out with Worldstar punches. He then handcuffed Kingston and gave him another world star punch and put on a crown. Kingston dared him to hit him again and Hammermeier bliged and once again proclaimed himself The War King of Chikara. In the aftermath, once awake again Kingston slowly laughed it all off to the back.

Sometime between this match and the next, a tall, broad man in a black suit and sunglasses with a thick beard appeared around the arena, touching what seemed like an earpiece. He was situated in a way that fans in attendance could not help notice him and suspect he was a Condor agent.

MATCH 5:
Fire and NRG (Race Jaxon & Hype Rockwell) vs. Hallowicked and The Batiri (Kodama & Obariyon)

WINNERS: Wicked and the Batiri after a Never Wake Up by Wicked on Race.

Kobald came to the ring to confront The Baitiri hoping to break the thrall of Nazmaldun. Mantis appeared, now known as Master, he hypnotized Kobald and said "Take Me Home". Kobald later took to the crystal ball (AKA Twittah) to announce/confirm he is now a full fledged member of the Nazmaldun crew.

MATCH 6:
MAIN EVENT
NO DISQUALIFICATION
"Mr. Touchdown" Mark Angelosetti vs. Juan Francisco de Coronado
Special referee: Dasher Hatfield

In a brutal match, Mark refused to take adventage of the no DQ and kept it clean while Juan hit him with everything possible, including a chairshot, exposed turnbuckle, wrapping Mark in the ring mat.

In the end though, Mark prevailed and kept it clean.

WINNER: Mr. Touchdown with an Avalance Powerslam.

Touchdown went into to hug Dasher after the hand raise for Victory but Dasher refused him.

When Nature Calls

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The Big Deal (aka Hornswoggle), Rick Roman & Saul Caprice b. Three Local Talents, The Big Deal winning in under 2 minutes with a Tadpole Splash. No-one on the other team was identified.

Oleg The Usurper b. Officer Warren Barksdale in 6 minutes after Off With His Head. Some fun comedy here.

The Hexed Men (Icarus, Mr. Touchdown & The Batiri) b. Princess Kimberlee, Heidi Lovelace & The Sea Stars (Ashley Vox & Delmi Exo) when Touchdown pinned Exo after an inverted rack airplane spin into a spinebuster in 17m. This was like a totally different show. Rudo Touchdown is something to behold. He & Icarus were great with The Batiri.

Moustache Mountain (Trent Seven & Tyler Bate) b. Hermit Crab & Rock Lobster, 3.0 (Scott Parker & Shane Matthews) and The Osirian Portal (Amasis & Ophidian) - Ophidian b. Hermit Crab with the backslide bridge in 9 minutes. Such a good first fall. Trent Seven pins Scott Parker in 12 minutes after a wicked piledriver. At this stage, The Osirian Portal have 3 points, Moustache Mountain have 1, and could be in the spoiler role right here. Tyler Bate pins Ophidian after 17 minutes after a piledriver by Seven, then a suplex into a sitout powerbomb. The Osirian Portal have lost all of their points, Moustache Mountain have 2 points.

Drew Gulak b. Dasher Hatfield in 18 minutes with his leaping dragon sleeper. Gulak now has 3 points, and can challenge for the Grand Championship. Said to be "really freaking good".

Back in the Habit

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{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}1. Missile Assault Man d. Rump Thump Stephen Smith(Pinkie did not make it)
2. Solider Ant d. Lucas Calhoun
3. Mustache Mountain D. N_R_G and now have 3 points
then this happened:

4. The Colony d. The Batiri. Kobald came out to distract The Colony, Amasis made the save, this upset Silver who left Worker, Worker pinned Kodama with a roll up. The Batiri hit Worker with the toe hold knee lift and Silver comes back for a late save.
5. The Big Deal, Rex Lawless, and Mike Taverna d. JFDC, Prakash Sabar and The Boar. Tadpole Splash to Prakah.
6. Hallowicked d. Fire Ant to retain the Grand Championship. Silver Ant makes the save as Hallowicked starts kicking Fire after the bell.
Encore: Princess Kimber Lee d. Shayne Hawke

No One's First, And You're Next
August 20, 2016
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States

The Black Goodbye
September 17, 2016
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States

Cruise Control
October 8, 2016
Haverhill, Massachusetts, United States

Judgement Day
October 8, 2016
Haverhill, Massachusetts, United States

Counting Backwards
November 5, 2016
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States

Like Phantoms Forever
November 5, 2016
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States

Temple of Doom
December 3, 2016
Chicago, Illinois, United States

Supremacy
December 3, 2016
Chicago, Illinois, United States

UPCOMING SHOWS

NO ONE'S FIRST, AND YOU'RE NEXT
AUGUST 21, 2016
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA

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[Lupin the Third]

Feel despondent watching Monday Night RAW? Well fret no more! I have what ails you!





*Caution: Los Ice Creams may cause Brain Freeze*

[funakifan88]

Hot damn!

[lildude8218]

Is it bad that I didn't even remember Oleg getting 3 points?

[Johnny B. Decent]

Yes. Now bend over and accept your punishment.

[funakifan88]

Hey Chikaratopia subscribers!

Is there a way to see what event is currently playing on their live stream? I feel like they used to tell you but now I can't seem to find it.

Thanks!

[Frizzle Fry]

So the outside shows are named after sequel movies, but who about the wrestling factory shows ?

[ricketyzubat]

Dec 29, 2015 4:27:38 GMT -5 Frizzle Fry said:

So the outside shows are named after sequel movies, but who about the wrestling factory shows ?

Days of the Phoenix- AFI song
5 Senses- 50 Cent song
Evil Ways- Santana song
Phone Home- Lil Wayne song

I'm not sure what the link is exactly but that's what I found. It almost seems like they got the roster members to just name a song and they threw it in there Disk is the only one I'm not sure about.

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

[cjb01: Limited Edition Item!]

PLEASE take the belts of NRG. Need to keep the Nightmare Warriors in an important role I would expect, and this is fine. Plus it may make Los Ice Creams even more important with their Golden Opportunity

As for Oleg/Kimberlee, that's gonna be a slugfest, cant wait for it!

[Chuckie Finster]

Bought tickets to the Gibsonville doubleheader. Wasn't able to make either date in 2015, but it worked out this time.

[Rave]

I will be perfectly happy if N_R_G dropped the titles then fell in a hole somewhere.

[Frizzle Fry]

Im the only one that started to like N_R_G with the time ?

[bloodraven]

Honestly I kind of like NRG.

[ricketyzubat]

I don't mind NRG. The match where they won the titles was good, I just think they were kind of an afterthought this season because they weren't involved in COTI. Hopefully they get a proper feud in 2016 to develop their characters a bit more.

[funakifan88]

I dig em.

[Mondai Rogue]

Booked up for the Glasgow show, hoping NRG aren't the tag champs by then. I'll happy take Los Ice Creams being champions in May.

[2coldMack is even more baffled]

I don't mind NRG, particularly Hype, but they're not CDP material yet. Why they have the belts is beyond me.

[lildude8218]

Imagine if Hallowicked and Frightmare win the tag titles and then Los Ice Creams use their golden opportunity and win the titles. afterwards Hallowicked says "Nazmaldun told me no man would beat me for the tag titles. He didn't say no ice cream...."

[2coldMack is even more baffled]

Dec 30, 2015 17:57:59 GMT -5 lildude8218 said:

Imagine if Hallowicked and Frightmare win the tag titles and then Los Ice Creams use their golden opportunity and win the titles. afterwards Hallowicked says "Nazmaldun told me no man would beat me for the tag titles. He didn't say no ice cream...."

At that point, weird, mutated Eye of Tyr or not, that's gotta shake your faith in your ambiguous chaos god, yeah? Speaking of, I know Jakob is currently in possession of it, but I really wish they'd do something this season to really put a button on the Eye of Tyr storyline, and kill it's use as a plot device.