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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 1, 2016 18:45:38 GMT -5
*PLEASE TELL ME THERE HASN'T BEEN A THREAD LIKE HIS*
Anyway...
Mojo Rawley: I don't get aroused, I stay aroused!
*proceeds to lose Viagra on a pole match*
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2016 19:13:54 GMT -5
Bayley Child Strangler William Regal Pimping out Divas Finn Balor puts Lego's up his butt Samoa Joe Kidnapped & thrown into a van James Storm dates Athena
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 1, 2016 19:19:28 GMT -5
Samoa Joe Kidnapped & thrown into a van But we'll figure out the details later, bro.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 1, 2016 19:22:02 GMT -5
Ryder and Mojo become a new Rainbow Express
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2016 19:22:14 GMT -5
Baron Corbin brooding loner who's best friends with Gangrel.Reminds we of that old saying "What the hell book Gangrel!".
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2016 19:32:29 GMT -5
Bayley turns heel and cuts a worked shoot on Izzy. Baron Corbin reforms The Disciples of Apocalypse with Bull. Finn Balor becomes a schizophrenic and they air vignettes of him in an insane asylum. Then he escapes and returns as "The Demon". James Storm and Apollo Crews re-enact Django Unchained. Take the title off Balor because no one wants Irish guys, bro. Nia Jax with a Super Saiyan gimmick. Kane wins the NXT Championship and feuds with The Big Show.
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Post by 魔界5号 on Jan 1, 2016 19:33:08 GMT -5
Bayley Child Strangler William Regal Pimping out Divas Finn Balor puts Lego's up his butt Samoa Joe Kidnapped & thrown into a van James Storm dates Athena
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jan 1, 2016 19:34:14 GMT -5
Bayley is a virgin until Finn Bálor f***s her and she gets pregnant with his demon baby.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 1, 2016 19:35:48 GMT -5
Finn Balor becomes a schizophrenic and they air vignettes of him in an insane asylum. Then he escapes and returns as "The Demon". The KISS Demon
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2016 19:44:23 GMT -5
Finn Balor becomes a schizophrenic and they air vignettes of him in an insane asylum. Then he escapes and returns as "The Demon". The KISS Demon Dale Torborg helps him escape from the insane asylum and they form a team cause Dale got another run in him.
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Jan 1, 2016 21:14:02 GMT -5
-Hideo Itami will start stealing the panties of all the divas -Enzo Amore will be a pimp, with Big Cass as his bodyguard and carmella as his ho -James Storm would had cut a shoot promo against the crowd for abandoning the impact making him wrestle at this stage of his career in a campus. -The Hype Bros will be the Hype Couple. -All eva marie matches will consist of their opponent laying down on the mat for the count will the announcers start to ask what's going on. -Asuka gimmick will be of a nymphomaniac that tries to had sex with Dana and Emma, in a big swerve, Emma betrays Dana and becames Asuka's girlfriend. -Gable and Jordan will cut a promo saying that they hate their boring gimmick of "amatuer wrestlers" and from now on they will start using an MMA gimmick. -Samoa Joe will had a fart gimmick -Something will actually happen on the weekly shows
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Post by H-Virus on Jan 1, 2016 21:25:26 GMT -5
...It would suck.
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 1, 2016 21:50:40 GMT -5
Vince Russo would book the show exactly like the people in NXT book it, while cutting promos every week about how much he loves each and every person in the ring and think they're the real future of this industry, putting over everyone from Finn Balor and Bayley down to the Beginner class in the Performance Center as the future and why he got in this industry.
IT'S THE ULTIMATE SWERVE!!!!!
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Post by Vern on Jan 1, 2016 21:57:46 GMT -5
-Hideo Itami will start stealing the panties of all the divas -Enzo Amore will be a pimp, with Big Cass as his bodyguard and carmella as his ho -The Hype Bros will be the Hype Couple. -All eva marie matches will consist of their opponent laying down on the mat for the count will the announcers start to ask what's going on. -Asuka gimmick will be of a nymphomaniac that tries to had sex with Dana and Emma, in a big swerve, Emma betrays Dana and becames Asuka's girlfriend. -Something will actually happen on the weekly shows Baron Corbin reforms The Disciples of Apocalypse with Bull. Finn Balor becomes a schizophrenic and they air vignettes of him in an insane asylum. Then he escapes and returns as "The Demon". James Storm and Apollo Crews re-enact Django Unchained. Take the title off Balor because no one wants Irish guys, bro.Nia Jax with a Super Saiyan gimmick. I'd be remarkably okay with these ones...
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 1, 2016 22:01:22 GMT -5
Apollo Crews beats someone by hitting them in the head with a with a wooden mask, declaring himself Rage, The Anger of Africa.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2016 22:06:22 GMT -5
-Hideo Itami will start stealing the panties of all the divas -Enzo Amore will be a pimp, with Big Cass as his bodyguard and carmella as his ho -The Hype Bros will be the Hype Couple. -All eva marie matches will consist of their opponent laying down on the mat for the count will the announcers start to ask what's going on. -Asuka gimmick will be of a nymphomaniac that tries to had sex with Dana and Emma, in a big swerve, Emma betrays Dana and becames Asuka's girlfriend. -Something will actually happen on the weekly shows Baron Corbin reforms The Disciples of Apocalypse with Bull. Finn Balor becomes a schizophrenic and they air vignettes of him in an insane asylum. Then he escapes and returns as "The Demon". James Storm and Apollo Crews re-enact Django Unchained. Take the title off Balor because no one wants Irish guys, bro.Nia Jax with a Super Saiyan gimmick. I'd be remarkably okay with these ones...
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 1, 2016 22:06:51 GMT -5
NXT is invaded by a faction of heels, who do promos talking about how "the writers" won't be "pushing" any "internet darlings" that "smarks" love, because they will use their "booking power" to "get over" and stop all "pushes" because they want to kill their "heat".
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Post by JCBaggee on Jan 2, 2016 2:12:04 GMT -5
Sami Zayn starts hanging out in the rafters and painting the flag of a different nation he wrestled in on his face every week.
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wait no that might be awesome
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2016 2:33:14 GMT -5
Sami Zayn starts hanging out in the rafters and painting the flag of a different nation he wrestled in on his face every week. .... wait no that might be awesome Then him and Samoa Joe reform the Nation of Violence
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 2, 2016 5:20:35 GMT -5
Dana would be the top female based on her rub gimmick. Sexual innuendo and an insider term in one word, that's Russo's dream.
Corbin says he heard Zayn praising ISIS because of course Russo would book that. However in a shocking swerve it turns out what he actually heard was Sami worshipping the god Isis, Zayn then wrestles in Egyptian masks, wins the title and predicts the "return". The payoff is the return of Seth the one true wrestling god and original NXT champion. They are then joined by the The Osirian Portal and they form the dominant stable controlling the main titles of NXT and WWE.
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