Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2016 12:05:15 GMT -5
Guys this is serious thread. Has there something pornography Lego matey taught you better than your school?
|
|
|
|
Post by DSR on Jan 9, 2016 12:31:37 GMT -5
Who you callin' a Lego matey?
|
|
|
|
Post by Hit Girl on Jan 9, 2016 13:22:58 GMT -5
Honestly, yes.
I was about six when I saw my first porno, and it was very enlightening.
|
|
|
|
Post by Display Name on Jan 9, 2016 13:38:23 GMT -5
Honestly, yes, it really helped with my oral sex technique.I can make a girl finish in record time.
|
|
|
|
Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Jan 9, 2016 14:51:29 GMT -5
Porn taught me that Condoms are dumb.
|
|
|
|
Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 11, 2016 2:20:55 GMT -5
The videos I've watched have showed me the proper and safe steps to follow when inserting things into my own butt.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2016 2:29:44 GMT -5
Porn taught me...never try and have sex like a pornstar
Without proper lighting and camera set up.
|
|
|
|
Post by Cela on Jan 11, 2016 4:31:58 GMT -5
Sure, oral technique mainly, plus some of the more athletic positions.
|
|
Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
Posts: 6,847 
|
Post by Reflecto on Jan 11, 2016 5:46:39 GMT -5
Pornography taught me that home economics was a load of crap.
You meet so many new people if you don't follow those classes- the plumbers when you can't fix your own pipes, the cable operator when you can't do your own Internet setup, the pizza delivery person when you can't cook...
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2016 12:29:34 GMT -5
I think...well, it did kind of put the impression in my mind that its important for the girl to orgasm first. Or at least, that should be a priority - mind you I was watching it in the late 80s so....
Also, just being more creative with positions, role playing etc.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2016 12:33:31 GMT -5
That women have nipples... Stop laughing  |
|
Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,927
|
Post by Sephiroth on Jan 11, 2016 12:40:29 GMT -5
That women have nipples... Stop laughing And that some of them have abnormally large ones |
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2016 12:41:02 GMT -5
That women have nipples... Stop laughing And that some of them have abnormally large ones Like Shelly Martinez! |
|
Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,927
|
Post by Sephiroth on Jan 11, 2016 12:43:40 GMT -5
And that some of them have abnormally large ones Like Shelly Martinez! Yep |
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2016 15:18:34 GMT -5
porn has taught me that when I order a big sausage pizza to send my gf to the door to collect it.
|
|
|
|
Post by Rolent Tex on Jan 11, 2016 15:40:23 GMT -5
Yes and every single thing I learned pisses my wife off.
|
|
|
|
Post by Alice Syndrome on Jan 11, 2016 15:47:10 GMT -5
None of you please ever treat a vagina like pornstars do.
|
|
Perfect Timing
Dennis Stamp
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
Posts: 4,869
|
Post by Perfect Timing on Jan 11, 2016 15:58:29 GMT -5
Not much.
Except how much I enjoy big asses.
|
|
Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
Posts: 31,359
|
Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 11, 2016 20:37:00 GMT -5
Not really. To be honest, their hygiene is atrocious in porn videos. Switching back and forth like that is a recipe for the woman to have one hellacious infection, especially since semen changes the pH of a vagina and can kill off the normal biota in the vagina. This makes it much more susceptible to infection BEFORE you stick something that was recently in her rear inside. Don't do that.
Oh, and I have never even heard of a woman that actually likes having a man finish on her face. That is just.....why would you even WANT to do that?
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2016 23:27:07 GMT -5
It taught me that when lesbians make love they are really just getting warmed up in case some random guy walks along and makes it a threesome.
|
|
