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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2016 0:31:36 GMT -5
Yup it's a movie. An hour in and I still have no idea what this movie is about. It's just Sandler and friends making random jokes that go nowhere and have nothing to do with plot or character development. At least it establishes it's universe well and every character has a personality for they are given something to do. I can't tell if this movie is a secret arthouse film or a excuse for Sandler to get paid millions of dollars to hangout with friends which maybe a arthouse piece of art itself.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 13, 2016 1:02:05 GMT -5
full disclosure, i've not seen it, (actually i'd rather eat a used adult diaper than see it) but how much Salma Hayek cleavage is there in the film? 'cause that makes everything better.
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Post by Instant Classic on Jan 13, 2016 1:04:05 GMT -5
They should have stopped at the first one, that one was good.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2016 1:11:17 GMT -5
full disclosure, i've not seen it, (actually i'd rather eat a used adult diaper than see it) but how much Salma Hayek cleavage is there in the film? 'cause that makes everything better. A good amount in the last scene of the film. I guess there was Stone Cold Steve Austins Russian Girlfriend and the daughter of Wayne Gretzky. But yeah I'm more confused by the meaning of this film than the meaning of Finnigans Wake
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 13, 2016 2:18:40 GMT -5
full disclosure, i've not seen it, (actually i'd rather eat a used adult diaper than see it) but how much Salma Hayek cleavage is there in the film? 'cause that makes everything better. A good amount in the last scene of the film. I guess there was Stone Cold Steve Austins Russian Girlfriend and the daughter of Wayne Gretzky. But yeah I'm more confused by the meaning of this film than the meaning of Finnigans Wake Pretty sure the meaning is, "Adam Sandler has more money than you ever will if you lived to infinity and so do all his friends that somehow still have work"
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Jan 13, 2016 2:31:06 GMT -5
I took the challenge of seeing how long I could watch it for. I lasted about quarter of an hour before I turned it off. It actually manages to make the first film look good, even though the first is shite too.
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Jan 13, 2016 2:41:20 GMT -5
When Taylor Lautner is the only good thing about your movie you know it's bad. He was the best thing about it and I would've rather seen a movie about his character honestly.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jan 13, 2016 4:50:58 GMT -5
I watched Everything Wrong With Pixels before. Just that alone gave me cancer, I can't imagine what the actual movie would do.
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Jan 13, 2016 8:23:18 GMT -5
It has no plot, character development or much of anything.
I still think its kinda funny in spots.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 13, 2016 9:21:58 GMT -5
I'm sure all of these concerns will be addressed in Grown Ups 3. Which I'm sure will win big at the Oscars and be up there with Citzen Kane and Gone With the Wind as the greatest movie of all time. If you'll excuse me it's time for my medication.
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Post by agent817 on Jan 13, 2016 11:27:47 GMT -5
I'm sure all of these concerns will be addressed in Grown Ups 3. Which I'm sure will win big at the Oscars and be up there with Citzen Kane and Gone With the Wind as the greatest movie of all time. If you'll excuse me it's time for my medication. I just hope that movie does not happen. I watched bits and pieces of Grown Ups 2 and it was enough for me. I actually enjoyed parts of the first one, though.
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Post by Some Guy on Jan 13, 2016 11:42:40 GMT -5
I have never seen this, but I do have a story on it: I was at Cedar Point (amusement park in Ohio) with my sister behind a couple of dudebros in their mid 20s. I heard them refer to the Grown Up series like this..."They're both great. The second one is funnier but the first one is a better overall movie."
And that is the story of how I gave up on the world.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 13, 2016 11:49:16 GMT -5
I would rather wait for both Godot and Guffman to show up than watch it
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2016 14:14:07 GMT -5
I thought people were joking about this movie being made, I didn't realize it was actually a real thing.
Finally all the dangling plot threads and unanswered questions can be answered due to such an overwhelming demand!
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 13, 2016 14:56:16 GMT -5
A good amount in the last scene of the film. I guess there was Stone Cold Steve Austins Russian Girlfriend and the daughter of Wayne Gretzky. But yeah I'm more confused by the meaning of this film than the meaning of Finnigans Wake Pretty sure the meaning is, "Adam Sandler has more money than you ever will if you lived to infinity and so do all his friends that somehow still have work" I believe it is I'm Adam Sandler and want to take a vacation with my buddies but I don't want to actually pay for it.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2016 15:08:45 GMT -5
I'm very easily entertained and hate almost no movie or show I've ever tried to watch. It isn't hard to please me at all. ...But Grown Ups 2 is probably my all-time least favorite movie. They just shoehorn in all these "jokes" and gags with no set-up or point. The biggest one I always point to is the principal who wears clothes that don't fit. Why? Why is this a thing? It advances no story and is just thrown in there. Then he gets covered with paint and says something like "Oh no! The clothes I've been wearing since 8th grade!" (Guessing on the grade he said, but the rest is almost a direct quote). Who is that joke for and what is he point of it? It's like if a 5th grader were tasked with writing a movie.
And I thought movies like Grown Ups and Paul Blart were pretty inoffensive, but Grown Ups 2 was just the pits.
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