Jimquisition - Why Square Enix Is Carving Its Games To Bits

[The Sam]

"Two years ago, The Jimquisition said Square Enix was planning to break its games into pieces. Here we are with a carved-up Final Fantasy VII remake and Hitman.

So today, I go back to my sources and find out even more. Why is Square Enix doing this? What was the great panic at the end of the last generation that led to more episodic content? And why are there so many remastered rereleases?

The Jimquisition has the answer."

(LANGUAGE WARNING)

[A Platypus Rave]

This Video does help explain why the new console generations opening has basically felt almost completely pointless

also seemingly why SE finally decided to break the emergency glass on FF7

[Legion]

I actually burst out laughing when he grabbed his 'lovely tits.'