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Post by 魔界5号 on Jan 27, 2016 10:28:08 GMT -5
"Not the bees!" from the Wicker Man. I cracked up so much.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2016 10:28:23 GMT -5
The Hateful Eight {Spoiler}The vomiting blood scenes after drinking the poisoned coffee, because all I could think about was It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. |
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Post by Savage Gambino on Jan 27, 2016 12:32:12 GMT -5
Randy Quaid's bargain basement Keanu Reeves son yelling at him for being a drunk in Independence Day. That doofs acting was so bad I laugh every time. "Lucas' field is on the OTHER side of town, you idiot!" His name is James Duval, and he was amazing in Gregg Araki's Teen Apocalypse trilogy. Ditto Cape Fear. The fact that he is slipping and sliding around in the blood for almost a full minute kinda kills the drama of the moment. |
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Post by Bobeddy on Jan 27, 2016 12:50:16 GMT -5
In college, it became a running joke among my friends to channel this scene whenever someone had to put on their glasses.
"Where are my glasses! I can't see without my glasses!"
Needless to say this scene is now completely ruined for me.
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Post by dav on Jan 27, 2016 12:59:27 GMT -5
Takeshi's death in Battle Royale. I have no idea whether it was actually supposed to be serious or not, but it was just so bizarre.
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Post by Johnny on Jan 27, 2016 13:38:13 GMT -5
My wife was watching one of the twilight movies, and they're talking about this baby and how it's "mortal and immortal at the same time". Apparently my histerical laughing ruined the film.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 27, 2016 13:44:35 GMT -5
I remember seeing Watchman at the cinema.. And someone in the theatre laughed at the scene when The Comedian assaulted and attempted to rape Silk Spectre.  Watchmen had me laughing at the orgasming flame thrower |
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Post by edgestar on Jan 27, 2016 13:49:11 GMT -5
Not a movie, but when my best friend's grandparents had their 50th anniversary, and renewed their vows, the minister was a woman, and one of the things she said was "when I became a man". We were sitting there trying so hard not to laugh... then I squealed because I couldn't hide it anymore, then my best friend started laughing  |
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Post by James Fabiano on Jan 27, 2016 13:51:06 GMT -5
"Give me your face."
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Post by James Fabiano on Jan 27, 2016 13:52:40 GMT -5
Talia Al Ghul dying in the Dark Knight Rises. Batman asking where the trigger was in the same movie. Any time Batman opened his mouth in TDK trilogy. To a lesser degree, Bane. |
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 27, 2016 14:00:20 GMT -5
My wife was watching one of the twilight movies, and they're talking about this baby and how it's "mortal and immortal at the same time". Apparently my histerical laughing ruined the film. It'd have been ruined anyway if/when the movie got to where Jacob decides "yep, imprinting on the kid so I can hook up with them when they're an adult". That's a thing that actually happened, and the author thought "I can see no way in which this is creepy as all f***, a werewolf calling dibs on an infant". |
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Post by Savage Gambino on Jan 27, 2016 14:27:01 GMT -5
My wife was watching one of the twilight movies, and they're talking about this baby and how it's "mortal and immortal at the same time". Apparently my histerical laughing ruined the film. It'd have been ruined anyway if/when the movie got to where Jacob decides "yep, imprinting on the kid so I can hook up with them when they're an adult". That's a thing that actually happened, and the author thought "I can see no way in which this is creepy as all f***, a werewolf calling dibs on an infant". Considering Stephanie Whatsherface was literally in love with Ed Cullen (who was straight up inspired by an erotic daydream she had), I'm almost certain that was "creepy as all f***" on purpose as a final "take that" to Team Jacob. |
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Post by 2 time pro bowler Fred Dryer on Jan 27, 2016 22:31:53 GMT -5
We watched "The Elephant Man" during a class I had in HS. A buddy of mine had the class a semester before I did, and he used to do his impression of John Hurt saying "I am NOT an animal! I'm a human being!" During lunch. It was so dead on accurate, when it got to that point in the movie, I couldn't help cracking up. Definetly got a few glares, but oh well.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 27, 2016 22:39:34 GMT -5
It'd have been ruined anyway if/when the movie got to where Jacob decides "yep, imprinting on the kid so I can hook up with them when they're an adult". That's a thing that actually happened, and the author thought "I can see no way in which this is creepy as all f***, a werewolf calling dibs on an infant". Considering Stephanie Whatsherface was literally in love with Ed Cullen (who was straight up inspired by an erotic daydream she had), I'm almost certain that was "creepy as all f***" on purpose as a final "take that" to Team Jacob. No doubt about it. Basically what happened was that in New Moon, Jacob spends most of the book with Bella and it becomes very clear that he's better for her than Edward. The fanbase splintered in two, with many fans taking Jacob's side. This wasn't part of her plan, which is why in the following books, Jacob becomes just as insane as Edward. Meyer sabotaged Jacob because his character became a threat to her dream man, Edward Cullen. As for the thread topic, I'd say the end of New Moon (I think) where Edward says "marry me Bella" and she exhales with shock. That's the end of the film. Utterly ridiculous. |
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Post by The Sam on Jan 27, 2016 23:11:51 GMT -5
The Hateful Eight Every time Samuel L Jackson said "dingus" to Bruce Dern during their big scene at the 2 hour mark.
Felt like Tim & Eric got a hold of the script and added the word in. |
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Post by The Wild Man of Borneo on Jan 27, 2016 23:28:01 GMT -5
City of Angels. Meg Ryan gets hit by a truck.
She's SOOOOO in love, she can't keep her eyes on the f***in' road.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 28, 2016 9:13:54 GMT -5
There's no way The Wicker Man wasn't intentional. I truly believe they knew they couldn't live up to the original playing it straight so just went balls to the wall insane with it.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 28, 2016 12:45:10 GMT -5
The one-two punch combo of Shatner's overacting and Montelban's O-face in the infamous Wrath of KHAAAAAAAAAAN scene gets me every time:   |
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jan 29, 2016 2:08:55 GMT -5
In No Country for Old Men, Josh Brolin's character is getting chased by men with guns and dogs. Brolin's character falls off into a river and starts swimming away, then the flipping dog follows him into the water and swims after him!
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Post by Some Guy on Jan 29, 2016 2:18:45 GMT -5
The Hateful Eight {Spoiler}{Spoiler}Every time Samuel L Jackson said "dingus" to Bruce Dern during their big scene at the 2 hour mark.
Felt like Tim & Eric got a hold of the script and added the word in. That was supposed to be funny. |
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