Hanzo
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Post by Hanzo on Feb 20, 2016 12:46:32 GMT -5
It's a Miracle on 34th Street Fight That match was great!
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Tony Schiavontay
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This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Feb 20, 2016 13:35:14 GMT -5
Considering just a couple weeks before this he was top babyface contender for the title, surely this should count: Though I guess the storyline was about him being broke and desperately needing the job (and his failure to win the title), perhaps it's a logical conclusion to that angle but I doubt they had that in mind. They just saw a chance to humiliate one of their most loyal employees and took it.
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 20, 2016 13:36:49 GMT -5
I love that Big Show gif.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Feb 20, 2016 13:42:52 GMT -5
I don't see how that was really a speech, more of a statement, but ok.
You know I'm doing a Cena impression there, right? That I did not actually catch right off. My Bad sir.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Feb 20, 2016 13:43:14 GMT -5
I love that Big Show gif. I love that he bought that up in the Podcast...
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Post by Mid-Carder on Feb 20, 2016 14:19:48 GMT -5
To stick to the theme-
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Post by Zombie Mod on Feb 20, 2016 14:36:39 GMT -5
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keezy
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Post by keezy on Feb 20, 2016 18:05:28 GMT -5
Randy is the king of this thread. I'll contribute the time he thought he was a dog.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2016 18:32:41 GMT -5
God damn it I love Randy Orton.
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Feb 20, 2016 18:35:32 GMT -5
Orton is hilarious.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Feb 20, 2016 18:37:06 GMT -5
I miss him so much *sob*
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Post by moondoggie on Feb 20, 2016 18:43:21 GMT -5
A fine speech, Mr Cjb01... What I find incredible is after saying "fine speech" to open his rebuttal to CM Punk cutting some of the most impassioned promos the company had seen in years, he immediately goes into a horrible comedy schtick about how childish Punk and Vince are (complete with a mock voice that only a child would use to mock someone), ripping off Vince's face, stepping in shit and then wiping his feet on the rug he'd made out of Vince's face and asked if Vince's bad breath was a result of eating Bigfoot's diaper before going into whatever it is he was actually there to say. So, at least for me. "fine speech" seemed like a guy before starting his own speech in the most pitiful way possible seemed like a guy who had no actual argument to make trying to talk someone down to make their own points seem less weak and doing it in the absolute douchiest way possible. Just one more item on the long list of things that I think are signs that John Cena would barely have to change any of his current character traits (in fact just amplify them) for him to be one of the all-time great heels. He does this so much that I don't think we can really call being arrogant and pompous an out of character moment at this point. Best part about this was Punks rebuttal. The second Punk got on the mic after Cena said that Punk lost sight of things Punk was like...you really want to go there? Seriously Cena brought a knife to a gun fight and he got his ass blown away and the fact that Punk even got Cenas hometown to Boo Cena that was the best. It was literally a "Don't bring that gun out unless you are prepared to use it" moment and Punk just berated Cena from the second he tried to talk down to Punk.
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Feb 20, 2016 18:49:41 GMT -5
This honestly might be my favorite Randy Orton match of all time. That time Sandow did a shoot promo and nothing ever came of it.
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Feb 20, 2016 19:55:28 GMT -5
What I find incredible is after saying "fine speech" to open his rebuttal to CM Punk cutting some of the most impassioned promos the company had seen in years, he immediately goes into a horrible comedy schtick about how childish Punk and Vince are (complete with a mock voice that only a child would use to mock someone), ripping off Vince's face, stepping in shit and then wiping his feet on the rug he'd made out of Vince's face and asked if Vince's bad breath was a result of eating Bigfoot's diaper before going into whatever it is he was actually there to say. So, at least for me. "fine speech" seemed like a guy before starting his own speech in the most pitiful way possible seemed like a guy who had no actual argument to make trying to talk someone down to make their own points seem less weak and doing it in the absolute douchiest way possible. Just one more item on the long list of things that I think are signs that John Cena would barely have to change any of his current character traits (in fact just amplify them) for him to be one of the all-time great heels. He does this so much that I don't think we can really call being arrogant and pompous an out of character moment at this point. Best part about this was Punks rebuttal. The second Punk got on the mic after Cena said that Punk lost sight of things Punk was like...you really want to go there? Seriously Cena brought a knife to a gun fight and he got his ass blown away and the fact that Punk even got Cenas hometown to Boo Cena that was the best. It was literally a "Don't bring that gun out unless you are prepared to use it" moment and Punk just berated Cena from the second he tried to talk down to Punk. Was this the "You have become the New York Yankees!" promo?
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Feb 20, 2016 20:13:06 GMT -5
Another Cocaine Orton moment, when he was brawling with Kane, stood on the announce table & it tipped over. He then proceeded to stand up and give it the most "drunk white girl NUH UH" finger wag ever.
Man, Orton's weird. Hilarious, but weird.
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Tony Schiavontay
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Feb 20, 2016 20:22:15 GMT -5
Best part about this was Punks rebuttal. The second Punk got on the mic after Cena said that Punk lost sight of things Punk was like...you really want to go there? Seriously Cena brought a knife to a gun fight and he got his ass blown away and the fact that Punk even got Cenas hometown to Boo Cena that was the best. It was literally a "Don't bring that gun out unless you are prepared to use it" moment and Punk just berated Cena from the second he tried to talk down to Punk. Was this the "You have become the New York Yankees!" promo? Indeed it was. It was a very fine speech.
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Feb 20, 2016 20:23:07 GMT -5
Another Cocaine Orton moment, when he was brawling with Kane, stood on the announce table & it tipped over. He then proceeded to stand up and give it the most "drunk white girl NUH UH" finger wag ever. Man, Orton's weird. Hilarious, but weird.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Feb 20, 2016 22:12:33 GMT -5
This begins and ends with Randy Orton. He has so many funny out of character moments.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Feb 20, 2016 22:25:35 GMT -5
LOOK AT ME I'M SO BIG
AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A FAT PIECE OF SHIT
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Feb 20, 2016 22:39:02 GMT -5
Another Cocaine Orton moment, when he was brawling with Kane, stood on the announce table & it tipped over. He then proceeded to stand up and give it the most "drunk white girl NUH UH" finger wag ever. Man, Orton's weird. Hilarious, but weird. "Hey, that was funny, ha- OH JESUS THAT HURT"
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