False rumor of Ahmed Johnson trafficking underage girls.

[agent817]

The Hardbody Harrison thread got me thinking. I remember there was an urban legend many years ago of Ahmed Johnson allegedly pimping minor girls into prostitution. I later read that the allegations were false and that it was someone who had the name Tony Norris, which is Ahmed's real name, and that cleared up the rumor. Do you remember hearing about this?

[Deleted]

I heard he was going to start an illegal prescription drug trafficking ring but Morty kept taking all of his medication.

[Sponsored by Groose Wipes]

"Ahmed, what is your defense?"

"OHBOKKA POW CUHOOO SHUGAAG"

[Push R Truth]

He was busted as ringleader of the world's largest wonton beef stew smuggling ring

[Famous Rocking Chimes]

Anyone else see the thread title and instantly think that Ahmed Johnson was actually trafficking minors?

[devondragon]

Feb 23, 2016 19:43:28 GMT -5 Famous Rocking Chimes said:

Anyone else see the thread title and instantly think that Ahmed Johnson was actually trafficking minors?

[devondragon]

I thought this thread was saying it's a new rumor

[Spider2024]

Don't remember that, but I remember a few years ago where some guy named Harley Race died, and it wasn't the wrestler but people thought it was.

[taker1990]

Feb 23, 2016 19:43:28 GMT -5 Famous Rocking Chimes said:

Anyone else see the thread title and instantly think that Ahmed Johnson was actually trafficking minors?

It's something that wouldn't shock me at all.

[Welfare Willis]

""Mr. Johnson, the police are in the back and they want to talk to you..."

[Crappler El 0 M]

Maybe add the word 'False' to the beginning of the thread title?

[Toilet Paper Roll]

However The rumors of him trafficking in deep fried Twinkies and creamed bacon cupcakes are true

[berlynwright]

This is the only thing i remember from Ahmed's stint in WWF




The IC title reign..

[Mozenrath]

This literally came up less than a day ago with a friend of mine, with him supposedly saying he didn't need toilet paper, that the girls handled that too. I guess it was on the level of "Sabu killed a cat in the locker room, while wearing an "I LOVE CATS" t-shirt!" level of dumb bullshit.

[Magnus the Magnificent]

Feb 24, 2016 9:40:17 GMT -5 berlynwright said:

This is the only thing i remember from Ahmed's stint in WWF




The IC title reign..

Vladimir!

[Joe Neglia]

All the joke posts above aside, yes, this was a rumor that went through the IWC not terribly long after his WCW run due to another guy with his name doing so. I don't think the Hardbody Harrison case helped, as the similar last names added to the confusion.

[67 more]

Sadly, he made all the girls eat Toto puwatso.

[lws]

most likely just a case of a misunderstanding re: hardbody harrison having the same last name, with a little bit of racism thrown in for good measure

[James Fabiano]

Feb 24, 2016 10:13:39 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

This literally came up less than a day ago with a friend of mine, with him supposedly saying he didn't need toilet paper, that the girls handled that too. I guess it was on the level of "Sabu killed a cat in the locker room, while wearing an "I LOVE CATS" t-shirt!" level of dumb bullshit.

Or more recently, the equally ridiculous blood and feces in the hotel room story (debunked since a couple times over...now can we debunk the rumor that PWS does not contain monopolizing bullies?)

And the OP obviously was thinking of 1994, and Randy Sav...DAMMIT, I just mentioned that in the stale jokes thread!

[James Fabiano]

Feb 23, 2016 19:37:19 GMT -5 Sponsored by Groose Wipes said:

"Ahmed, what is your defense?"

"OHBOKKA POW CUHOOO SHUGAAG"

Mr. Johnson's attorney told the press that when asked about the plaintiff, Mr. Johnson said that they "GUBBA DUN".