mcstoklasa
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Post by mcstoklasa on Feb 26, 2016 21:01:37 GMT -5
So, I think I moan about the commentators a lot. Most of them are awful. Lawler is the worst. Cole is bad but can be passable and his voice itself doesn't irritate me. Do you know what really, really annoys me? Brock Lesnar makes his entrance for a match and... *cue shouting* "NCAA CHAMPION! UFC CHAMPION! HE BEAT THE ROCK TO BECOME THE YOUNGEST WWE CHAMPION OF ALLLL TARRRRM" YES JBL WE KNOW YOU SAY IT ALL THE TIME. Didn't he rattle off Sting's resume during his big debut, rather than letting the moment sink in? Royal Rumbles are pretty interminable with him now too. I am nitpicking, but I find it annoying. I'm not sure what else JBL does during broadcasts other than this. He doesn't call anything else.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 26, 2016 21:04:44 GMT -5
I don't mind it too much, compared to when accomplishments are mocked or ignored.
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Post by Jimichiro Likes Erick Rowan on Feb 26, 2016 21:04:48 GMT -5
Honestly, I think this is the only thing I like about Bradshaw's commentary. You think Lawler would mention Brock being a former IWGP Champion or Sting being a former NWA World Champion?
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Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on Feb 26, 2016 21:05:50 GMT -5
You also forgot to mention the following:
WE GOT US A FLYIN' USO MAGGLE!
WAH WAH WAH!
HAHA AH LOVE IT MAGGLE!
IT'S ALL ABOUT HAVIN' FUN MAGGLE HAHA!
ALL HAIL KING BARRETT!
I could go on if you want.
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 26, 2016 21:06:45 GMT -5
"HAHAH MAGGLE, SATURN HAS 62 MOONS!!!!!"
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FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by FinalGwen on Feb 26, 2016 21:28:10 GMT -5
I'm just waiting for the day he finds a page that's been vandalised.
"We've got us a three time WWE champion, Maggle! He held onto the title for 12 years until he was defeated by the legendary Bruno Sammartino! I love it, Maggle!" "That's... That's Heath Slater."
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 26, 2016 21:44:13 GMT -5
The best part of JBL's Wiki reading is when he accidentally mentions TNA title runs, like how Sting is a two time NWA champion, but one of this runs was when the title was with TNA.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Feb 26, 2016 21:47:07 GMT -5
My all time favorite moment was when Sting first showed up at Survivor Series and JBL starts riding his nuts by listing off all his accomplishments.
After dick riding this man for a good 10-15 seconds, JBL suddenly goes, "Wait. ...WHAT THE HELL IS STING DOING OUT HERE? THIS IS THE AUTHORITY'S BUSINESS" or some shit. Hilariously stupid moment that made him come off bipolar.
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Feb 26, 2016 21:47:30 GMT -5
Awww I came here expecting a video of JBL at a computer reading various Wikipedia pages.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2016 21:50:18 GMT -5
You also forgot to mention the following: WE GOT US A FLYIN' USO MAGGLE! WAH WAH WAH! HAHA AH LOVE IT MAGGLE! IT'S ALL ABOUT HAVIN' FUN MAGGLE HAHA! ALL HAIL KING BARRETT! I could go on if you want. BALL GAME MAGGLE BLACK HELICOPTERS MAGGLE MAGGLEMAGGLEMAGGLEMAGGLE...MAGGLE ... maggle.
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Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on Feb 26, 2016 21:52:56 GMT -5
You also forgot to mention the following: WE GOT US A FLYIN' USO MAGGLE! WAH WAH WAH! HAHA AH LOVE IT MAGGLE! IT'S ALL ABOUT HAVIN' FUN MAGGLE HAHA! ALL HAIL KING BARRETT! I could go on if you want. BALL GAME MAGGLE BLACK HELICOPTERS MAGGLE MAGGLEMAGGLEMAGGLEMAGGLE...MAGGLE ... maggle. HE SMELLS LIKE SMOKE 'CAUSE HE'S BEEN THROUGH FIRE! WE FIGHT ON FRIDAY NIGHTS MAGGLE! OLE!
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tenshi
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Post by tenshi on Feb 26, 2016 22:15:50 GMT -5
DAT'S WAH HE'S A PRIZE-FIGH'ER, MAGGLE!
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Feb 26, 2016 23:15:09 GMT -5
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Post by Texas Tornado on Feb 26, 2016 23:27:33 GMT -5
Every single thing about JBL's terrible commentary is funny to me. He's gone even beyond being a parody of himself. It's amazing to watch.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2016 23:35:27 GMT -5
Funniest one to me is when he said AJ's on his debut. JBL in a "I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to suspend you today because I'm the principal" voice straight up said "IWGP...same as Brock Lesnar" and let that be the sticking point. Dude reads all these accomplishments off and it's interesting sometimes but he needs to switch it up. What he needs to do is start saying how devastating their moves are or who they've beaten.
Like when Ambrose goes against Lesnar JBL needs to say "one of the only men to kick out of Roman's spear, would be WWE Champion had it not been for the Authority multiple times, he's taken so much damage even Lesnar is shocked, made it to the end of the Rumble after a Last Man Standing match with Owens and he lost to one of the greatest of all time Triple H...that's Dean Ambrose" and boom, there ya go.
Would be tons better.
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JoDaNa1281
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Feb 26, 2016 23:45:34 GMT -5
Heenan was fantastic during that match!
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Post by madness50 on Feb 27, 2016 0:29:20 GMT -5
I have said it before, but JBL is what Foghorn Leghorn would be like if he was a wrestler. Just a loud, obnoxious blowhard who needs to get knocked down a peg or two.
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edgehead
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Post by edgehead on Feb 27, 2016 0:33:48 GMT -5
When Justin Hawk Bradshaw made his debut, I would have laughed if you told me he would be a commentator. Makes you wonder who on the roster nowadays will have spots in the company that we won't expect later.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 27, 2016 1:29:19 GMT -5
Awww I came here expecting a video of JBL at a computer reading various Wikipedia pages. <Wrestler's birth name> <wrestler's Birthdate> IS AN <wrestler's nationality> PROFESHNAL WRASSLER SAGHNED TO DUBYA DUBYA E, WHERE HE PERFORMS UNDER THE NAME _________ .
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Post by captainhindsite on Feb 27, 2016 1:58:59 GMT -5
When Justin Hawk Bradshaw made his debut, I would have laughed if you told me he would be a commentator. Makes you wonder who on the roster nowadays will have spots in the company that we won't expect later. I would love a future k.o. On commentary. R truth is someoe I could see being around a long time in some way same with big show. In jbl terms its great to see jack swagger on smack down commentary in 2026
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