mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Mar 1, 2016 18:59:18 GMT -5
We've had terrible ads before, but this was definitely in the top three worst ever. At least with the Santino/Adam Rose iced t ads there was the comedy value of seeing the misery in Adam Rose's dead eyes, but this was just excrutiating.
"Gee, Natalya, how DO you stay so thin and healthy? By eating THAT shit? Really?"
Awful stuff. Although if they'd had Natalya fart right at the end that could've saved it.
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cool
Samurai Cop
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Post by cool on Mar 1, 2016 19:07:35 GMT -5
I felt bad that one of the best female wrestlers on the roster is stuck doing Subway ads while I'm subjected to the talentless twit that is the current diva's champion.
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Sparkybob
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Post by Sparkybob on Mar 1, 2016 19:08:17 GMT -5
Got to keep the sponsors happy.
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 1, 2016 19:10:45 GMT -5
That skit was not as good as the Oven Roasted Chicken with banana peppers, provolone, lettuce, and onions but better than Subway's answer to the cheese steak.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 1, 2016 19:23:16 GMT -5
They could have salvaged that whole segment if Renee grabbed the sub, said "I love a good 12 inches" and Dean sudden walked into the picture and winked..... *fade to black* *flash WWE logo*
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Post by Hot Noodle Truck on Mar 1, 2016 19:26:44 GMT -5
Can't top miserable Adam Rose and the hard iced tea... skit? Commercial? Whatever it was, it was great.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 1, 2016 19:26:45 GMT -5
And yet they still won't use Ryback for those ads
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2016 20:07:08 GMT -5
And yet they still won't use Ruback for those ads "I eat three every day to keep me strong." - Happy Gilfeedmemore |
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keezy
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Post by keezy on Mar 1, 2016 21:25:22 GMT -5
The WWESubway twitter does a better job of advertising Subway.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Mar 1, 2016 23:50:10 GMT -5
And yet they still won't use Ryback for those ads They already did that a few years back, with the well-known former Subway spokesman Bob Holly. |
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 2, 2016 0:05:10 GMT -5
They could have salvaged that whole segment if Renee grabbed the sub, said "I love a good 12 inches" and Dean sudden walked into the picture and winked..... *fade to black* *flash WWE logo* You sir are bawdy... and I like it. |
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 2, 2016 0:06:44 GMT -5
People who satirize commercials would think that segment was a little much.
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edgehead
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Post by edgehead on Mar 2, 2016 1:20:23 GMT -5
And yet they still won't use Ruback for those ads "I eat three every day to keep me strong." - Happy Gilfeedmemore Talk about a hole in one. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2016 1:22:47 GMT -5
That skit was not as good as the Oven Roasted Chicken with banana peppers, provolone, lettuce, and onions but better than Subway's answer to the cheese steak. |
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Emmet Russell
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Post by Emmet Russell on Mar 2, 2016 3:27:01 GMT -5
"So tell me Big Show, how do you stay so out-of-shape? Must be the Subway 12 inch 5 times a week right?"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2016 5:19:46 GMT -5
And yet they still won't use Ryback for those ads I know, right? Didn't you hear him compare himself to Spotlight, he's perfect for Subway! |
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Bo Rida
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Post by Bo Rida on Mar 2, 2016 6:07:50 GMT -5
There just aren't enough ad breaks during Raw, better add an advertising segment during the show.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2016 6:08:52 GMT -5
There just aren't enough ad breaks during Raw, better add an advertising segment during the show. Well, kind of. WWE gets paid for product placement but they get nothing from commercials. |
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kevin
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Post by kevin on Mar 2, 2016 6:22:10 GMT -5
The acting was terrible I didn't believe that Natalya enjoys eating Subway at all. Still better than the Adam Rose commercial. He looked like hard ice tea has sapped his will to live.
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Post by MrElijah on Mar 2, 2016 7:51:31 GMT -5
Renee: How do you stay so fit Nattie?
Natalya: Well a steady workout via Strong Style in our Dojo.
Renee: Dojo?
Tyson, outta nowhere: Yep, Japanese puro training! Nattie's joshi and mixed with NJPW style is the perfect regiment!!
Renee: Well what about Subway?
Nattie: That crap?
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