mizerable
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Post by mizerable on Mar 3, 2016 0:42:10 GMT -5
The backhoe episode with Drew was great. My favorite line; "I'm going to miss that crazy bastard." The gag with the tape recorder is good too.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 3, 2016 3:13:19 GMT -5
Great, now you guys got me watching tons of King of the Hill online.....
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2016 4:08:55 GMT -5
Pretty Pretty Dresses by far! It has some of my favorite quotes of the show. "Watching Bill is exhausting, when I woke up I found him trying to drown himself in the toilet" is my favorite quote of the show. Here's a few more:
Hank: Let me get you a beer. Bill: Beer is a depressant, Hank. Hank: Don't go blaming the beer.
*Bill puts his head in the oven* Hank: *sighs* It's electric Bill Bill; Yeah well it's starting to get warm
*Bill on a all upbeat and cheery date* Bill: Hi I'm Bill! We can't eat anything that requires sharp utensils for I'm trying to kill myself!"
BILL: I dreamt that Lenore came back and stole Lenore, and then Lenore drove off with Lenore and I ran down the street after them and I yelled "Lenore! Lenore!" And then my teeth fell out. Peggy, you were there.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 3, 2016 4:13:35 GMT -5
Hank: Don't point your finger at me, woman. You're the one who parks him in front of the TV and makes him watch all them Muppets. They got frogs kissing pigs, what the hell did they think was going to happen?
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Post by flyonthewall on Mar 3, 2016 8:36:52 GMT -5
The one where Peggy went splat into the ground from sky diving. Hate that woman.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Mar 3, 2016 9:00:47 GMT -5
Pretty Pretty Dresses by far! It has some of my favorite quotes of the show. "Watching Bill is exhausting, when I woke up I found him trying to drown himself in the toilet" is my favorite quote of the show. Here's a few more: Hank: Let me get you a beer. Bill: Beer is a depressant, Hank. Hank: Don't go blaming the beer. *Bill puts his head in the oven* Hank: *sighs* It's electric Bill Bill; Yeah well it's starting to get warm *Bill on a all upbeat and cheery date* Bill: Hi I'm Bill! We can't eat anything that requires sharp utensils for I'm trying to kill myself!" BILL: I dreamt that Lenore came back and stole Lenore, and then Lenore drove off with Lenore and I ran down the street after them and I yelled "Lenore! Lenore!" And then my teeth fell out. Peggy, you were there. Party Guest 1: Go back to hollywood. Party Guest 2: This isn't the democratic national convention. Party Guest 3: You crashed the wrong party, honey. Dale: Hank, this wasn't on my invitation. Did you make bill a special invitation? Lenore/Bill: Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2016 14:57:20 GMT -5
That trip they take to Mexico that ends in Hank, Dale, and Kahn sneaking back into the US is probably my favorite.
The image of Bobby weeping with lipstick on his face while he says "This tastes like turtles" is one of the funniest things ever to me.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2016 23:28:35 GMT -5
Bobby's school allows video games for gym class. Hank gets mad, until he sees a game based on Strickland. The Pro-Pain addiction Hank gets playing that game. "Hmm, Regional Manager mode?"0
"Oh my God, I shot a cop! Where's the button to turn myself in?"
And Bill gets excited..."My turn! I wanna go home to Peggy. (Bill dies immediately.) Aww, I hardly got to be Hank at all!"
And the episodes in Japan.
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Post by JTH on Mar 3, 2016 23:43:19 GMT -5
1. A Firefighting We Will Go 2. The episode with the raccoon & Dale got rabbis 3. The Whooping Crane (Order of the Straight Arrow) 4. King of the Ant Hill 5. The one where Hank can't shoot ("I want my binkie back!")
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Post by unc40 on Mar 3, 2016 23:56:19 GMT -5
1. Hank unknowingly becoming a pimp.
2. Bobby kicking people in the nuts.
3. Hank and the guys preparing the football field for games because the groundskeeper has lost his mind.
4. Hank delivering furniture to his mother in an 18 wheeler.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 4, 2016 0:27:20 GMT -5
When they went to the lawn expo and Boomhauer was on the ride on tractor simulator and reached down to pull something out his fake lawn mower blades, he looks at his hand after and all his fingers are gone.
Probably in the top 3 of things to make me laugh the hardest ever in life.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Mar 4, 2016 3:10:00 GMT -5
All of my favorites have been mentioned. Especially the firefighter scene with Boomhauer speaking normally.
But here's a great line from when they go to Japan:
"We're not going to Japan, Peggy. What if dad falls into his old ways of, you know...killin 'em?"
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 4, 2016 3:23:54 GMT -5
I do enjoy the episode where Dale finds a problem in the Warren Commission Report, decided if the government was right about Kennedy, they are right about everything and becomes a super patriot.
Also, this exchange was always a good laugh
DALE: Your honor, I intend to establish the witness's impossibly high standard of beauty. JUDGE: I'll allow it, but I want to see where this is going. DALE: Thank you, your honor. Mr. Gribble, turning to page 16 of this magazine, can you identify the individual pictured thereon? - Jennifer Aniston. - Do you or do you not find her beautiful? - The really hot girl next door, yeah. Beautiful, no. - Page 19, Denise Richards. - I cannot get past her wretched acting to see any beauty. - Mira Sorvino? Mina Suvari? Chloe Sevigny? - Speak English, please. - Cindy Crawford? - Mole! - Very well, then: Julia Roberts. - A horse is a horse, of course of course. - Are you telling this court, under oath, that you find none of these women beautiful? Are you a homosexual? - No!!!!!!!!!!!
This is Dale questioning himself in court.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Mar 4, 2016 14:46:12 GMT -5
THE PROPANIACS!!!
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Mar 4, 2016 15:37:12 GMT -5
Add me to the list of those who enjoys the Volunteer Firefighter episode just for this line by Dale:
Dale: My name is Shackelford. Rusty Shackelford. I refuse to speak without my attorney present. *Dale takes off his hat* I'm Mr. Shackelford's attorney: Rusty Shackelford. My client pleads insanity.
I also like the episodes where Bill thinks he is the result of a failed walrus soldier experiment, Kahn turns into a redneck, and the episode with Dale's Dad.
Mr. Gribble: Are you gay? Hank: What?! No! I sell propane!
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Post by Beebs is the Final Girl on Mar 4, 2016 15:50:26 GMT -5
Bobby learns self-defense Dale and the raccoon Gay Rodeo
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Post by DSR on Mar 4, 2016 17:07:18 GMT -5
PROPANE MANIACS! *everyone stares awkwardly*
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Post by Red Impact on Mar 5, 2016 1:04:09 GMT -5
This entire rant is the stuff of legends, which makes it my favorite thing they've done.
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Mar 5, 2016 1:26:24 GMT -5
Dog Dale Afternoon was another good one. Especially for the line Hank: There are no Cubans. Dale: If there aren't any Cubans, than explain Desi Arnaz.
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Post by Throwback on Mar 5, 2016 4:31:04 GMT -5
When Bobby falls in love with Luane's manaquin head. When Peggy brings a kid back from Mexico. When Bobby becomes school mascot.
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