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Post by Wrestling Curmudgeon on Mar 4, 2016 0:03:01 GMT -5
Shouldn't Bubba Ray Dudley just give him the number of his guy to get rid of that problem? What gives?
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Post by 111111 on Mar 4, 2016 0:06:10 GMT -5
Because he hates having to park so far from the arena and wants a blue badge?
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Post by Milkman Norm on Mar 4, 2016 0:06:40 GMT -5
Nurse Rachett threatened to call his mother?
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Post by JTH on Mar 4, 2016 0:11:57 GMT -5
Because he's "shocked" R-Truth won't be his partner...
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Mar 4, 2016 0:24:49 GMT -5
Whenever Goldust isn't being taken seriously, it randomly comes up.
It's sad. I enjoyed Bookdust but in hindsight it seems like everything went down hill from hat point. Goldust should at least be on "Local Man" level (credibility wise, not ruining everything), not a complete joke character.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2016 0:31:53 GMT -5
Truth reminds him of Booker, and all those memories come flooding back and triggers the stuttering.
This is really deep writing folks, try and keep up.
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Post by Perd on Mar 4, 2016 0:38:00 GMT -5
Because he's "shocked" R-Truth won't be his partner... For a few seconds he was the "Most Electrified Man in Sports Entertainment"
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Post by Chris Legentil -- Mind Freak on Mar 4, 2016 0:38:16 GMT -5
Truth reminds him of Booker, and all those memories come flooding back and triggers the stuttering. This is really deep writing folks, try and keep up. Does this climax with Goldust rushing the preshow panel and crying on Booker's lap?
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Post by Wolfman Rose on Mar 4, 2016 4:19:02 GMT -5
Because it's comedy.
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Post by moondoggie on Mar 4, 2016 4:30:06 GMT -5
Because, continuity
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2016 8:27:20 GMT -5
Truth reminds him of Booker, and all those memories come flooding back and triggers the stuttering. This is really deep writing folks, try and keep up. Does this climax with Goldust rushing the preshow panel and crying on Booker's lap? It certainly does climax. That's all I can foresee right now.
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Mar 4, 2016 9:43:26 GMT -5
Whenever Goldust isn't being taken seriously, it randomly comes up. It's sad. I enjoyed Bookdust but in hindsight it seems like everything went down hill from hat point. Goldust should at least be on "Local Man" level (credibility wise, not ruining everything), not a complete joke character. at this point I'd like to see Goldie go to NXT for a spell. revert back to his 1996 persona, have more freedom to be the character, and it'd be written well. imagine Goldust in the old school robe, wig, eating popcorn in the crowd stalking Baron Corbin. Sitting at ringside during his matches, waving/winking; after Corbin wins his match Goldust just stands up, blows him a kiss, sneers, and walks off. Goldust has matches but it's full on Goldust. Slithers around, goes back to psychology,cuts promos from theater's, quotes movies again etc. "Baron (breathes in) Corrrbin....This new command is an illusion..give it up........'Battle of the Bulge'...1965...." this continues building up over months to the next NXT special where the blowoff (pun intended) match between Baron Corbin vs. Goldust happens. I picked Corbin b/c he's the perfect heel persona for Goldie to play off of in NXT.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Mar 4, 2016 9:58:30 GMT -5
I keep hoping for all this stuff with Truth to result in a sadistic heel turn.
I always thought the stuttering was the worst part of his character.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Mar 4, 2016 10:00:35 GMT -5
G-g-go away, Goldust.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Mar 4, 2016 11:09:22 GMT -5
Whenever Goldust isn't being taken seriously, it randomly comes up. It's sad. I enjoyed Bookdust but in hindsight it seems like everything went down hill from hat point. Goldust should at least be on "Local Man" level (credibility wise, not ruining everything), not a complete joke character. Hell, the Rhodes vs Authority feud even elevated him back to where he should be. Then Stardust happened.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Mar 4, 2016 19:08:34 GMT -5
at this point I'd like to see Goldie go to NXT for a spell. revert back to his 1996 persona, have more freedom to be the character, and it'd be written well. imagine Goldust in the old school robe, wig, eating popcorn in the crowd stalking Baron Corbin. Sitting at ringside during his matches, waving/winking; after Corbin wins his match Goldust just stands up, blows him a kiss, sneers, and walks off. Goldust has matches but it's full on Goldust. Slithers around, goes back to psychology,cuts promos from theater's, quotes movies again etc. "Baron (breathes in) Corrrbin....This new command is an illusion..give it up........'Battle of the Bulge'...1965...." this continues building up over months to the next NXT special where the blowoff (pun intended) match between Baron Corbin vs. Goldust happens. I picked Corbin b/c he's the perfect heel persona for Goldie to play off of in NXT. He was awesome as a veteran playing a similar role in ECW.
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Post by Super Nintenjoe KBD on Mar 4, 2016 19:19:51 GMT -5
Because it puts smiles on our faces.
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Post by brody on Mar 5, 2016 2:42:11 GMT -5
Vince laughs
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Post by Perfect Timing on Mar 5, 2016 2:53:58 GMT -5
Funniest segment was when R-Truth was in the restaurant. Goldust was funny without using the weird whiny voice and stuttering. The stuttering was funny back in the day but when he stopped it for a bit and started it again I didn't think it was a good idea. Nothing beats creepy androgynous movie villain Goldust 1996.
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Post by The Sam on Mar 5, 2016 3:12:59 GMT -5
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