The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
Posts: 37,304 
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Post by The Ichi on Mar 5, 2016 8:47:43 GMT -5
You can't make me.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,294
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 5, 2016 9:00:07 GMT -5
Gotta pay for that truckload of fleshlights somehow
Get to work
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
Posts: 8,423
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Post by The Sam on Mar 5, 2016 9:03:27 GMT -5
It's ok, i'm a coward too.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 5, 2016 9:05:01 GMT -5
what if today is the day emily ratajkowski comes in and and hands out free nude pictures of herself. you'll miss out. then how would you feel?
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,075
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 5, 2016 9:29:51 GMT -5
Go to work, ya bum!
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 9:36:42 GMT -5
If I have to work, you have to.
So move it!
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Post by Gremlin on Mar 5, 2016 9:39:55 GMT -5
I got to work early so that I can sit in my car for a while, dreading going inside.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Mar 5, 2016 9:41:26 GMT -5
...well, at least we can give you a reason.
*picks up the sledgehammer*
Hold still.
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
Posts: 59,201
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Mar 5, 2016 9:46:39 GMT -5
They don't want to pay you.
You can't make them.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2016 10:01:54 GMT -5
Well you have 3 options
1. Get famous quick. Try calling Kim Kardashion and see if she will do another sex tape.
2. Get rich quick. Invent the cure for baldness.
Or
3. Go to work and do a half assed job.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,486
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Post by bob on Mar 5, 2016 10:53:52 GMT -5
Where's Demented to kick you in the groin? |
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Post by edgestar on Mar 5, 2016 11:11:19 GMT -5
You can buy all of us something nice with the money you make today, deal?  |
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ICBM
King Koopa
Didn't know we did status updates here now
Posts: 12,288
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Post by ICBM on Mar 5, 2016 11:55:19 GMT -5
I know how yu feel. I don't want to work. I just want to bang on the drum all day
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SmashTV
Dennis Stamp
Big Money, Big Prizes, I Love It!
The Excellence of Allocation
Posts: 4,490
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Post by SmashTV on Mar 5, 2016 12:08:46 GMT -5
I work in a Government call centre, and actually really like my job.
Does this make me an outcast?
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,961
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 5, 2016 12:44:04 GMT -5
Get out there and earn bee-otch!
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Mar 5, 2016 13:50:54 GMT -5
I get to drink booze here at work....which is where I'm posting from!
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 5, 2016 14:00:05 GMT -5
Why don't you want to go, you've got a great job.
You work at as strip club/ fireworks factory right?
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Mar 5, 2016 14:08:11 GMT -5
You just want to bang on the drum all day?
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
Posts: 12,488
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Mar 5, 2016 14:32:49 GMT -5
Get your ass to work or  . |
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Post by Zombie Mod on Mar 5, 2016 14:36:21 GMT -5
next time, ring in dead... then go in the next day and if questioned just answer with "I got better"
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