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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Mar 6, 2016 3:25:02 GMT -5
So apparently I've made a thread about this for the last two years ever since TNA first got kicked off of Spike. But if there ever was a time for FAN to buy TNA, this year is the the year! Right, so we all pool our money together via some funding site and we scrape up enough to buy the rights to TNA from Dixie. Let's forget about all the logistics of this purchase, how ever impossible it may be for us all to do this, and let's say we get the company and the chance to start fresh. What things do we change about the company? Maybe give it the name FAN Wrestling. What channel are we on? Do we close that deal with WGN finally? Maybe try being on a new upstart channel like Lucha Underground and El Ray. What big names do we go after? Who do we put in charge as the figurehead GM? What storylines would sell the company? What about characters? Managers? A revised Knockouts division? Do we get that damn pizza oven finally? Your input is appreciated, posters investors of FAN.  |
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Post by Emmet Russell on Mar 6, 2016 4:12:09 GMT -5
Every year it becomes a more likely possibility.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Mar 6, 2016 4:24:20 GMT -5
I'm gonna buy the company and save it harder than anyone ever could.
Revolutionary angles such as "Who f***ed EC3?" and "The ballad of the one-eyed Grado" will propel the ratings harder than Maria's butler ever could.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Mar 6, 2016 4:52:19 GMT -5
I'm gonna buy the company and save it harder than anyone ever could. Revolutionary angles such as "Who f***ed EC3?" and "The ballad of the one-eyed Grado" will propel the ratings harder than Maria's butler ever could. Madlibs vs. Rosemary would be the feud of the century. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2016 10:48:17 GMT -5
Honest question: how much would it actually take to buy TNA if decided to sell it?
Reminds me of that episode of Married with Children where Al is selling his Dodge, and thinks he can get $4000 for it. Al looks as Jefferson and says "what, you don't think I can get 4000 dollars"? And Jefferson replies "I don't think you can get dollars".
Someone ask Dixie what her company is worth.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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What am I doing here?
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Post by Demented on Mar 6, 2016 11:05:59 GMT -5
I've got 2.50 on me. I think I can buyout Rosemary's contract with that.
You guys can buy the rest of TNA. I got everything I want from the little promotion that tried.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2016 11:18:04 GMT -5
If I came into ownership of TNA right now, I'd probably try and embezzle as much money from it as I can possibly get away with because there's no saving the thing.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Mar 6, 2016 12:48:03 GMT -5
I have $28 on me. Anyone want to throw in a couple more bucks?
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Mar 6, 2016 12:56:13 GMT -5
Ok I'll pitch in ten bucks but only if we hire Disco Inferno as the booker, I want to produce the worst hour of wrestling in tv history, I'm talking worse than heroes of wrestling, extreme reunion, and the day inmortal was created where they talked for like 45 minutes.
I want to set wrestling back 200 years.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 6, 2016 13:36:18 GMT -5
If I came into ownership of TNA right now, I'd probably try and embezzle as much money from it as I can possibly get away with because there's no saving the thing. I'd try and sell teh library to make a profit. but not knowing how much debt their in kinda sours that. |
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Post by bob on Mar 6, 2016 13:45:13 GMT -5
Why by TNA when FAN can buy Demented a life size Harley Quinn? |
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Mar 6, 2016 20:18:15 GMT -5
...what the hell am i gonna do with all these brown bag specials?  ? |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Mar 6, 2016 20:44:31 GMT -5
Why by TNA when FAN can buy Demented a life size Harley Quinn? TNA is cheaper |
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Post by Phil Parent on Mar 6, 2016 20:49:03 GMT -5
I'd book myself to win all the belts in a 1-on-4 handicap match and have a mild celebration afterwards.
I've never won a championship. Ever. Can't be too excited, now I'll be seen as even more of a f***ing loser.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Mar 6, 2016 23:46:07 GMT -5
Why by TNA when FAN can buy Demented a life size Harley Quinn? Why does he need another? 22 is enough. |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Mar 7, 2016 5:08:11 GMT -5
We could bring in Grumpy Cat to be the General Manager. Or maybe the guy that played Biff Tannen in Back To The Future.
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Mar 7, 2016 5:27:25 GMT -5
2031 is our year, I can feel it.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Mar 7, 2016 7:06:51 GMT -5
Wait, Madison isn't related to Dixie?
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 7, 2016 7:30:29 GMT -5
Wait, Madison isn't related to Dixie? Who are you to doubt MC 2?!!! |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Mar 7, 2016 8:15:00 GMT -5
Wait, Madison isn't related to Dixie? Who are you to doubt MC 2?!!! Now, I'm imagining the owner of FAN is also able to grate cheese on his abs. |
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