Sum up a year in three events

[cuppacoffee - slight return]

Ive been watching the PPVs of 2004 this month. I've been finding it pretty weird going.

It struck me that if you were to sum up the year 2004 in three events, it'd go:

1) "nobody" wins the Royal Rumble from number 1;
2) Eddie Guerrero bleeds over absolutely everything;
3) Miz debuts in a shoot boxing match.

So, yeah, summed up in three key events, that's a weird year. Are there any weirder?

[Texas Tornado]

2013:

1) Daniel Bryan wins the WWE title and has it taken from him
2) CM Punk feuds with a manager
3) Xavier Woods shows up and steals Brodus Clay's entire dancing gimmick

[lildude8218]

1987

1) Hulk Hogan kills Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 3

2) Andre's long lost twin brother comes to avenge his brother's death

3) HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jeff Mangum PI]

2011

1) Cody Rhodes & Rey Mysterio put on the best match at WrestleMania
2) R-Truth gets a world title match
3) CM Punk becomes the biggest star on the planet, immediately jobs to Triple H

[moondoggie]

2006
• Eddies death is blood sucked dry by a non-Guerrero
• ECW returns
• John Cenas reign of bordem/terror begins

[Spider2024]

2010
1) Bret Hart's return
2) Shawn Michaels retires
3) Nexus

[Push R Truth]

2012:

Sheamus vs Del Rio
Sheamus vs Del Rio
Sheamus vs Del Rio

[Rudy Gobert Fadeaway]

1998

1. baldman assaults employer
2. baldman assaults boxer man
3. baldman rules the world

[Stu]

Mar 6, 2016 18:25:47 GMT -5 cuppacoffee - slight return said:

Ive been watching the PPVs of 2004 this month. I've been finding it pretty weird going.

It struck me that if you were to sum up the year 2004 in three events, it'd go:

1) "nobody" wins the Royal Rumble from number 1;
2) Eddie Guerrero bleeds over absolutely everything;
3) Miz debuts in a shoot boxing match.

So, yeah, summed up in three key events, that's a weird year. Are there any weirder?

Not sure if you're being serious or not. But I'd replace one of those with "JBL becomes a 'rasslin God."

[Tony Schiavontay]

Vince buys WCW
Vince buries WCW
Kiss my ass

[Porky's Butthole]

2015:

Injury
Injury
Injury

[Injustice45]

2014:
Daniel Bryan becomes WWE World Heavyweight Champion, beating Randy Orton and Batista
John Cena gets his ass kicked by Brock Lesnar
Sting shows up in WWE (for real)

[Sponsored by Groose Wipes]

2006

Spoiler
Cena
Wins

[pegasuswarrior]

1. Talent
2. Hype
3. Mismanagement

[The Foreigner™: OffSZN]

2003:

Triple H won a lot.
Brock Lesnar won a lot, but not as frequently as Triple H.
Scott Steiner repeatedly said "HUH" (or "HEH"), hit numerous belly-to-belly suplexes and then got tired.

[Manute Bol]

1994:

-Owen Hart kicked Bret's leg out from under his leg.
-Art Donovan watched wrestling for the first time in his life.
-Sleazy, Queasy, and Cheesy didn't take any crap from Jerry Lawler.

[Heartbreaker]

2002:
Katie Vick
HLA
That Jackie Gayda match

[Tony Schiavontay]

YAPPAPI!
David Arquette
*sound of toilet flushing*

[The Kevstaaa]

1995

Mabel was a main eventer
Mantaur ran wild
Kane was a part-time dentist

[Nickybojelais]

1997

1) Sid lost control his bowels
2) HBK lost his smile
3) Bret lost sight of the fact that wrestling isn't real