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Post by Big Bad Kahuna on Mar 15, 2016 13:31:02 GMT -5
Cool so this is basically maximum-russoize this match?
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Post by thetower52 on Mar 15, 2016 14:08:04 GMT -5
Undertaker beats down Shane until the ref calls for the bell, but then the decision is overturned when Taker refuses to stop, and Taker is disqualified (in a no DQ match). Never go full wcw
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Post by Evil Homer on Mar 15, 2016 15:22:47 GMT -5
I want the most random return from the attitude , like Steve Blackmen , Dan Severn , Ken Shamrock & D'lo Brown
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Post by Rolent Tex on Mar 15, 2016 15:26:37 GMT -5
Taker says screw it all and lays down for Shane...the says he's revealing the information that Shane has...
Vince is the father of Stephanie's children...not HHH.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2016 15:57:56 GMT -5
The ghost of Test will help Shane.
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Post by Big Bad Kahuna on Mar 15, 2016 17:02:02 GMT -5
Taker says screw it all and lays down for Shane...the says he's revealing the information that Shane has... Vince is the father of Stephanie's children...not HHH.
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Post by BorneAgain on Mar 15, 2016 17:03:14 GMT -5
Taker dominates Shane, but the latter manages a comeback via crazy spot (like dropping albow from ceiling of cage onto Taker on a table) taking the two of them out; with both only barely managing to roll over to opposite corners of the ring. Vince panics, and demands to let inside the cage. After getting inside and punching out the ref, Vince grabs a chair and is about to finish off a prone Shane when the lights go off. When they come back on, Vince finds himself face to face with Sting who quickly knocks the chair out of his hands with his chair and drops McMahon with a Scorpion Death Drop. Looking back and forth between Shane and Taker, Sting whispers to both men and leaves his bat in the dead center of the ring before exiting the cage himself.
Both crawl towards the weapon, but Shane gets it first and after a hard shot on the Phenom, just barely manages a pin, giving Taker his second Mania loss. Announcers are shocked, but ask many questions. What did he say to them? Did he want Shane to get the bat? And if he did was that to help him or hurt the Undertaker?
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Post by r. on Mar 15, 2016 17:28:41 GMT -5
The match ends with an elegant pinfall after a 120 minute pure catch wrestling match the likes of which have not been seen since Gotch V Hackenschmidt
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Mar 15, 2016 17:43:28 GMT -5
Shane attempts to shatter all previous records of leaping from high places in a wrestling match, only it's done with obvious green screening and CGI after the fight somehow spills backstage.
In fact, just break it up so that brief segments of Shane climbing and then falling are scattered between all of the other matches on the card, like the whole spot takes a few hours between ascent and plummet. And for the falling, he has zoomy anime style action lines behind him, as he flails his limbs whilst hanging from an obvious wire.
The conclusion of the spot is done live, except it's just Shane leaping from about a height of about three feet or so and pretending it's the end of an hour-long freefall. Taker casually rolls out of the way, Shane faceplants onto the floor and is anticlimactically pinned.
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Mar 15, 2016 17:44:12 GMT -5
Tender lovemaking.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2016 17:46:15 GMT -5
Shane beats Taker clean via Burning Hammer through the roof of the cell.
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Post by honsou on Mar 15, 2016 17:48:41 GMT -5
Undertaker hits his 5th Tombstone piledriver on Shane, pins him and just as the ref is about to count to three, Taker gets up solemnly, walks to the back, gets in his car, drives home, grabs a pipe and starts to read a newspaper in front of his fireplace. credits roll.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Mar 15, 2016 17:52:47 GMT -5
The cell is actually one of those 3D prism things you can get for your phone and the whole match is just 3D motion captured hologram animation.
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Mar 15, 2016 18:16:19 GMT -5
The Taker man has Dancing Shane up for the tombstone when all of a sudden he sets him down and starts crying uncontrollably in the corner Shane doesn't know what to do so he decides to do what he does best Dance dance and dance some more.Kane slowly runs down to comfort the Undertaker who is now in the fetal position screaming about everyone hates him and he feels fat.after a good heart to heart with The Big Red Softy they go to the Back for some ice cream and pizza rolls.Vince Struts down screams at Shane to stop dancing and calls the match a no contest.he awards the WWE to His overall favorite Performer The Sandman and he and Shane hug it out.
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Post by sonofblaine on Mar 15, 2016 18:22:37 GMT -5
Shane locks Taker in his dressing room, and he gives Brian Lee the finger of doom.
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Post by wallabylikeyou on Mar 15, 2016 18:26:13 GMT -5
Just...just why is this happening again?
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Post by redrefugee on Mar 15, 2016 20:06:19 GMT -5
I would like to see Taker lay down for Shane to pin him for a 3 count but before the ref can count to 3, HHH sends out some other wrestlers to stop him. Basically making it a bizaro match whereby the wrestlers are trying to prevent a pin.
Shane and Taker fighting the Authorities minions who are trying to stop Undertaker from letting Shane win.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Mar 15, 2016 20:16:58 GMT -5
Taker is about to pin Shane after a serious beating... Until Hornswoggle makes his return and hits him with a Burning Hammer. He pins Taker and then Vince comes out, revealing that neither Steph or Shane get the company but Hornswoggle does.
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Post by jmule on Mar 15, 2016 20:18:41 GMT -5
Shane hides in the back while his imposter Shawn o mac faces taker instead.
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Post by Vince's Torn Quads on Mar 15, 2016 21:03:12 GMT -5
Towards the end of the match, Edge's theme hits. Everyone looks up to the entrance ramp, but it isn't the Rated R Superstar at all - its Big Show, and he is in tears.
Show rips the door off the cell, and, still sobbing, hits Taker with the KO punch and pulls Shane over him for the cover. The ref, however, is prevented from counting the pinfall when Show KO punches him as well.
Show leaves the ring and goes to the back, but not before waving to the crowd, still blubbering, mouthing the words 'thank you'. Just as Show disappears, Ultimate Warrior's theme hits, and Charles Robinson runs to the ring, desperate to make it in time to count the 1-2-3.
At 2, Taker rolls the shoulder, gets up, motions for a microphone, and starts ranting, shouting "Not this time, McMahon" and berating Vince for his decision to end the streak. An angry Vince McMahon makes his way down to the ring, blowing his quads once he arrives. While sitting on his butt, the ringside mics pick up Vince telling Taker off for going 'off script'.
Suddenly, Shane recovers and puts Vince in the sharpshooter. Vince is already tapping by the time Taker calls for the bell.
Taker leaves, stopping at the top of the entrance ramp to spell out the letters 'WCW' with his fingers, and is never seen again. Ric Flair's retirement song, Leave The Memories Alone, begins to play, while Flair appears to do the Flair shuffle in just his Y-fronts and wooing for the rest of the show.
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