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Post by Rolent Tex on Mar 15, 2016 8:09:36 GMT -5
We've already got the roster suddenly remembering all the bad things the Authority has done and kicking Taker's ass and Taker draping a beaten Shane over himself to let Shane win...but we can do better, much better on the WCW Dying Days WTF-ometer.
My vote goes to Kane interfering and Taker killing him dead and absorbing his powers...just to become Corporate Taker. Lots of skits involving Taker at home office ensue.
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Post by JTG on Mar 15, 2016 8:14:12 GMT -5
Shane wins this HIAC via disqualification.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Mar 15, 2016 8:15:27 GMT -5
Shane wins this HIAC via disqualification. Due to Taker kicking his ass too much. |
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Post by baracklesnar on Mar 15, 2016 8:15:28 GMT -5
They both keel over from exhaustion.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Mar 15, 2016 8:21:36 GMT -5
Shane focuses all of his chi into one super punch that actually connects and makes Taker explode into a cloud of dust.
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 15, 2016 8:22:49 GMT -5
As I've said in earlier posts, I want this match to set the record for run-ins and shenanigans. I want dozes of wrestlers. I want dozens of legends. I want them to empty the WWE vault and have Shockmasters, Gookers, Soaring Eagles, Caskets, Car Batteries with Testicular Shocking Attachments, Mr Socko, the Slow Children Sign, the White Hummer, Jimmy Hart's Megaphone, Hogan's Tupee, Andre's Ghost, Fake Undertakers, Kane's 3 Foot Penis, Warlord's Sword, Piper's Coconut, JYD's chain, the Jericotron 5000, Kurt's moped, Kerwin White's Golfcart, the exploded limo, Jim Ross' head that was pulled from his ass, The HAND, Shawn's lost smile, the Hardcore title, the Baltimore Staircase, and the Mean Street Posse.
But not Chavo. He's terrible.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Mar 15, 2016 8:23:57 GMT -5
Shane picks up the win after hitting a Tombstone Piledriver.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Mar 15, 2016 8:24:03 GMT -5
As I've said in earlier posts, I want this match to set the record for run-ins and shenanigans. I want dozes of wrestlers. I want dozens of legends. I want them to empty the WWE vault and have Shockmasters, Gookers, Soaring Eagles, Caskets, Car Batteries with Testicular Shocking Attachments, Mr Socko, the Slow Children Sign, the White Hummer, Jimmy Hart's Megaphone, Hogan's Tupee, Andre's Ghost, Fake Undertakers, Kane's 3 Foot Penis, Warlord's Sword, Piper's Coconut, JYD's chain, the Jericotron 5000, Kurt's moped, Kerwin White's Golfcart, the exploded limo, Jim Ross' head that was pulled from his ass, The HAND, Shawn's lost smile, the Hardcore title, the Baltimore Staircase, and the Mean Street Posse. But not Chavo. He's terrible. What about Chavo Classic? |
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 15, 2016 8:25:18 GMT -5
As I've said in earlier posts, I want this match to set the record for run-ins and shenanigans. I want dozes of wrestlers. I want dozens of legends. I want them to empty the WWE vault and have Shockmasters, Gookers, Soaring Eagles, Caskets, Car Batteries with Testicular Shocking Attachments, Mr Socko, the Slow Children Sign, the White Hummer, Jimmy Hart's Megaphone, Hogan's Tupee, Andre's Ghost, Fake Undertakers, Kane's 3 Foot Penis, Warlord's Sword, Piper's Coconut, JYD's chain, the Jericotron 5000, Kurt's moped, Kerwin White's Golfcart, the exploded limo, Jim Ross' head that was pulled from his ass, The HAND, Shawn's lost smile, the Hardcore title, the Baltimore Staircase, and the Mean Street Posse. But not Chavo. He's terrible. What about Chavo Classic? I'll allow it. Just not Chavo Normal. |
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Post by Viva on Mar 15, 2016 8:49:44 GMT -5
Call me crazy, but I think they're setting it up for a Ziggler run in.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2016 9:43:29 GMT -5
The Repo Man runs in and hits Taker in the head with a very obviously foam tireiron.
Then he steps back, squats down and gives birth to a mini Repo Man, who covers Undertaker for the 1-2-3.
People start throwing their children at the HIAC structure, as fires and riots break out all over the arena.
Vince McMahon opens the top of his head and a pair of rotors emerge, and like Inspector Gadget he lifts off and flies to safety.
Where moments later he is fired upon and killed by a Disney sniper atop Cinderella's castle at WDW.
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Post by Big Bad Kahuna on Mar 15, 2016 9:48:54 GMT -5
SRS Nick Nemeth (wearing a suit) attacks Shane and Taker with pepperspray, puts Shane over Taker though for the 3 count
Nemeth is then seen in the rafters above for the WWE title match, throwing an anvil on HHH's head to give Roman the victory
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Post by Rolent Tex on Mar 15, 2016 9:59:52 GMT -5
The Repo Man runs in and hits Taker in the head with a very obviously foam tireiron. Then he steps back, squats down and gives birth to a mini Repo Man, who covers Undertaker for the 1-2-3. People start throwing their children at the HIAC structure, as fires and riots break out all over the arena. Vince McMahon opens the top of his head and a pair of rotors emerge, and like Inspector Gadget he lifts off and flies to safety. Where moments later he is fired upon and killed by a Disney sniper atop Cinderella's castle at WDW. That Disney sniper has quality aim hitting Vince in Texas...unless you're suggesting we get Shane vs Taker 2: Electric Boogaloo in Orlando next year. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2016 10:09:27 GMT -5
The Repo Man runs in and hits Taker in the head with a very obviously foam tireiron. Then he steps back, squats down and gives birth to a mini Repo Man, who covers Undertaker for the 1-2-3. People start throwing their children at the HIAC structure, as fires and riots break out all over the arena. Vince McMahon opens the top of his head and a pair of rotors emerge, and like Inspector Gadget he lifts off and flies to safety. Where moments later he is fired upon and killed by a Disney sniper atop Cinderella's castle at WDW. That Disney sniper has quality aim hitting Vince in Texas...unless you're suggesting we get Shane vs Taker 2: Electric Boogaloo in Orlando next year. Heh. I had forgotten where WrestleMania this year was. ...........point still stands. REALLY good aim takes Vince down. |
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Post by Bo Rida on Mar 15, 2016 12:09:00 GMT -5
The Spirit Squad run down and attack Undertaker laying him out on the announce table. They then have a new routine to get a weary Shane to the top of HiaC.
Shane leaps off the cell but overshoots the table and takes out the entire front two rows.
WWE is sued and go out of business so neither McMahon kid gets what they want but a valuable lesson is learned by all.
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Post by sportatorium on Mar 15, 2016 12:12:09 GMT -5
Stephanie & Roman Reigns set up shop outside the cell doing an infomercial style promo on the WWE Network & how great it is & Taker punches himself unconscious so Shane can win.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2016 12:16:49 GMT -5
Undertaker beats down Shane until the ref calls for the bell, but then the decision is overturned when Taker refuses to stop, and Taker is disqualified (in a no DQ match).
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 15, 2016 12:30:53 GMT -5
"It's Robocop, Maggle! "
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Mar 15, 2016 13:14:43 GMT -5
Shane wins via covering Roddy Piper
(Am I remembering that one right? I seem to remember Roddy Piper interfering in a Bret Hart match and the other guy pinning him to win. WCW, eh?)
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Post by SAJ Forth on Mar 15, 2016 13:26:19 GMT -5
First a worked shoot by Shane about how Vince let Undertaker's greatest accomplishment go to waste, then in a swerve, Undertaker uses one of those Japanese deathmatch explosive rings to cause a no contest. Later, Undertaker helps Jake Busey win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Though that will be loved.
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