TNA Spoilers Mega Thread II: Mahabali March Madness
Mar 15, 2016 13:50:44 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2016 13:50:44 GMT -5
Just about four hours to go, I can't wait. I love TNA spoiler time and this week, we've got it seven times in five days! It should be a magical ride of dancing, concussions, Tyrus holding a baby, swerves, mad scrambles to try and put together a tag division with the only team they've spent the past year or so focusing on in any way having the interesting one of them injured, concussions, utter nonsense, pointless swipes at WWE that'll be months out of date by the time they air, and concussions.
It'll be the last time for awhile, though, as if they do two weeks per taping, they'll be doing 14 of them, which will put these showings running through the end of June.
3/15:
{Spoiler}Opens with Jeff Hardy against EY for a spot in the Matt vs. EC3 title match (YET ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE), Jeff wins.
Matt comes out to plead with Uncle Jeff to give up his spot in the main event and they can have their match another time. Jeff says no, Matt attacks him, Jeff counters and hits the Twist of Fate.
Bennett and Maria beat Galloway and Gail when Maria pinned Gail.
Lashley is interviewed in the ring and attacks Josh and Pope, Pope is taken to the back and replaced on commentary by Borash.
Next match is Abyss, Crazzy Steve, and Rosemary against Eddie Edwards and Beer Money. The Decay wins after a low blow with Steve pinning Eddie.
Matt and Reby confront Dixie. She says she makes decisions for the fans, Matt says he'll just get himself DQed, and Dixie responds by making the match no-DQ.
Billy Corgan is out to settle the Grado / Eli Drake Feast or Fired controversy.
Billy Corgan announces Grado vs. Eli Drake in a ladder match, if Grado wins he gets a contract, if Drake wins Grado is gone. Jessie Godderz does a run-in, Shera makes the save, Grado wins and gets his new TNA contract.
Main event's a go. EY and Bram attack Jeff to remove him from the match. Security runs them off then Tyrus, Spud, and Bennett run in. Bennett takes EC3 into the crowd to beat him with a chair because he keeps kicking out of everything. Because doing it out of the ring will help with that. The match just kind of ends with no winner and Matt cuts a promo about how there is a conspiracy against him to make him lose the title, then Drew cashes in to win the belt.
Eddie Edwards beat Crazzy Steve in a street fight with a roll-up.
Beer Money beat the Bro-Mans.
Maria called out the Dollhouse and told them to break up and have a triple threat match, winner getting her title shot. Jade wins.
Bram beat DJ Z.
Matt comes out to plead with Uncle Jeff to give up his spot in the main event and they can have their match another time. Jeff says no, Matt attacks him, Jeff counters and hits the Twist of Fate.
Bennett and Maria beat Galloway and Gail when Maria pinned Gail.
Lashley is interviewed in the ring and attacks Josh and Pope, Pope is taken to the back and replaced on commentary by Borash.
Next match is Abyss, Crazzy Steve, and Rosemary against Eddie Edwards and Beer Money. The Decay wins after a low blow with Steve pinning Eddie.
Matt and Reby confront Dixie. She says she makes decisions for the fans, Matt says he'll just get himself DQed, and Dixie responds by making the match no-DQ.
Billy Corgan is out to settle the Grado / Eli Drake Feast or Fired controversy.
Billy Corgan announces Grado vs. Eli Drake in a ladder match, if Grado wins he gets a contract, if Drake wins Grado is gone. Jessie Godderz does a run-in, Shera makes the save, Grado wins and gets his new TNA contract.
Main event's a go. EY and Bram attack Jeff to remove him from the match. Security runs them off then Tyrus, Spud, and Bennett run in. Bennett takes EC3 into the crowd to beat him with a chair because he keeps kicking out of everything. Because doing it out of the ring will help with that. The match just kind of ends with no winner and Matt cuts a promo about how there is a conspiracy against him to make him lose the title, then Drew cashes in to win the belt.
Eddie Edwards beat Crazzy Steve in a street fight with a roll-up.
Beer Money beat the Bro-Mans.
Maria called out the Dollhouse and told them to break up and have a triple threat match, winner getting her title shot. Jade wins.
Bram beat DJ Z.
3/16:
3/17:
(To be compiled.)
3/18:
{Spoiler}Scoop #1: Only loud fans will be on TV, fans that are loudest will be selected from the crowd, taken from their seat, and brought backstage
Scoop #2: Earl Hebner just forcibly kissed Marti Belle, Velvet defeats Marti Belle right after with a Stunner on a likely ONO match
Scoop #3: Earl Hebner pretended to have a heart attack after, Stiffler came out and revived him
Scoop #4: Matt Hardy wants Jeff to stop using the Hardy name and to change his name to something, Hardy vs Hardy for the rights to Hardy
Scoop #5: Beer Money over EY/Bram, Bro-Mans, and Decay in a 4 way tag title match
Scoop #6: Maria introduces her new Knockout Champion Jade, asks Jade to give her the title, Jade says no
Scoop #7: Corgan says in ring action speaks louder than words, 1 match to figure out the leader of the KO Division
Scoop #8: Also Madison vs Jade for the KO title tonight
Scoop #9: DJZ beats Trevor Lee in a non title match, beat down of DJZ after but Eddie Edwards makes the save
Scoop #10: Mile Bennett defeats EC3 by DQ when EC3 loses his cool and beats Bennett down with a chair
Scoop #11: At some point Al Snow broke Grado's arm and kicked Shera in the balls, he is out to apologize
Scoop #12: Al Snow apologizes to Shera, but attacked him as they exited the ring
Scoop #13: Al Snow is jealous of young talent and doesn't respect them
Scoop #14: Jade beats Madison to retain the KO title
Scoop #15: Matt Hardy & Tyrus defeat Jeff Hardy & Galloway when Matt hit Jeff with a hammer behind the ref's back
Scoop #16: After the match, Lashley came out and speared Galloway twice
Scoop #17: Shera vs. Al Snow and Trevor Lee vs. Eddie Edwards vs. Andrew Everett happening later tonight
Scoop #18: EY & Bram, EY says he hates everyone in the building and he is the king of wrestling, he's taking the KOTM belt and leaving TNA
Scoop #19: EY says he and Bram quit, Bram says no, he isn't going anywhere, Bram is sick of being his lackey, EY calls him a loser
Scoop #20: Bram challenges EY to a KOTM title match, EY kicks him in the balls and piledrives him, calls Bram a loser and leaves
Scoop #21: EY comes back with scissors, says he is the only one allowed to have a beard and cuts Bram's beard
Scoop #22: Plans changed I guess since JB's announcement, DJZ vs. Eddie vs. Trevor now
Scoop #23: Trevor pins Eddie after Andrew Everett ran in and pushed Eddie off the top when the ref wasn't looking
Scoop #24: Al Snow says he hates what wrestling is and hates the fans, said fans used to be in the crowd now they are in the ring
Scoop #25: Fans know nothing, fans hate the shows and complain on the internet but keep watching because they are sheep
Scoop #26: Al Snow defeats Shera after hitting him with a chain behind the ref's back
Scoop #27: Al Snow beats down Shera after the match, flips off the crowd, and leaves
Scoop #28: Galloway says he has broken ribs from Lashley's attack, medical team says he's not cleared to wrestle this week
Scoop #29: Drew challenges Lashley to come out and fight, Spud comes out to Smashing Pumpkins
Scoop #30: Spud says tonight is the last night we see Jeff Hardy, Tyrus is out now, he is cashing in Bound For Gold next week
Scoop #31: Spud and Tyrus beat down the injured Drew, multiple splashes and a Vader bomb with a chair on Drew's broken ribs
Scoop #32: Drew Galloway vs Tyrus will be happening at the taping tomorrow, one match left tonight
Scoop #33: EC3 over Eli Drake with the Million Dollar Dream on a likely ONO show
Scoop #2: Earl Hebner just forcibly kissed Marti Belle, Velvet defeats Marti Belle right after with a Stunner on a likely ONO match
Scoop #3: Earl Hebner pretended to have a heart attack after, Stiffler came out and revived him
Scoop #4: Matt Hardy wants Jeff to stop using the Hardy name and to change his name to something, Hardy vs Hardy for the rights to Hardy
Scoop #5: Beer Money over EY/Bram, Bro-Mans, and Decay in a 4 way tag title match
Scoop #6: Maria introduces her new Knockout Champion Jade, asks Jade to give her the title, Jade says no
Scoop #7: Corgan says in ring action speaks louder than words, 1 match to figure out the leader of the KO Division
Scoop #8: Also Madison vs Jade for the KO title tonight
Scoop #9: DJZ beats Trevor Lee in a non title match, beat down of DJZ after but Eddie Edwards makes the save
Scoop #10: Mile Bennett defeats EC3 by DQ when EC3 loses his cool and beats Bennett down with a chair
Scoop #11: At some point Al Snow broke Grado's arm and kicked Shera in the balls, he is out to apologize
Scoop #12: Al Snow apologizes to Shera, but attacked him as they exited the ring
Scoop #13: Al Snow is jealous of young talent and doesn't respect them
Scoop #14: Jade beats Madison to retain the KO title
Scoop #15: Matt Hardy & Tyrus defeat Jeff Hardy & Galloway when Matt hit Jeff with a hammer behind the ref's back
Scoop #16: After the match, Lashley came out and speared Galloway twice
Scoop #17: Shera vs. Al Snow and Trevor Lee vs. Eddie Edwards vs. Andrew Everett happening later tonight
Scoop #18: EY & Bram, EY says he hates everyone in the building and he is the king of wrestling, he's taking the KOTM belt and leaving TNA
Scoop #19: EY says he and Bram quit, Bram says no, he isn't going anywhere, Bram is sick of being his lackey, EY calls him a loser
Scoop #20: Bram challenges EY to a KOTM title match, EY kicks him in the balls and piledrives him, calls Bram a loser and leaves
Scoop #21: EY comes back with scissors, says he is the only one allowed to have a beard and cuts Bram's beard
Scoop #22: Plans changed I guess since JB's announcement, DJZ vs. Eddie vs. Trevor now
Scoop #23: Trevor pins Eddie after Andrew Everett ran in and pushed Eddie off the top when the ref wasn't looking
Scoop #24: Al Snow says he hates what wrestling is and hates the fans, said fans used to be in the crowd now they are in the ring
Scoop #25: Fans know nothing, fans hate the shows and complain on the internet but keep watching because they are sheep
Scoop #26: Al Snow defeats Shera after hitting him with a chain behind the ref's back
Scoop #27: Al Snow beats down Shera after the match, flips off the crowd, and leaves
Scoop #28: Galloway says he has broken ribs from Lashley's attack, medical team says he's not cleared to wrestle this week
Scoop #29: Drew challenges Lashley to come out and fight, Spud comes out to Smashing Pumpkins
Scoop #30: Spud says tonight is the last night we see Jeff Hardy, Tyrus is out now, he is cashing in Bound For Gold next week
Scoop #31: Spud and Tyrus beat down the injured Drew, multiple splashes and a Vader bomb with a chair on Drew's broken ribs
Scoop #32: Drew Galloway vs Tyrus will be happening at the taping tomorrow, one match left tonight
Scoop #33: EC3 over Eli Drake with the Million Dollar Dream on a likely ONO show
3/19:
{Spoiler}Scoop #1: Tonight only loud fans will be on worldwide TV and the loudest fans get to go backstage and meet the stars of Impact Wrestling
Scoop #2: Al Snow claiming he is not being scripted, similar promo to yesterday, hates the crowd and wrestling today
Scoop #3: Al Snow stopped mid match to challenge fans to fight him
Scoop #4: Same chain finish as last night, this was a re-tape, Al Snow wins
Scoop #5: Andrew Everett beat DJZ with a low blow and a small package, TNA logo on the screen
Scoop #6: Bennett & EC3 promo leads to Bennett vs EC3 No DQ at Sacrifice next week
Scoop #7: Ladder match to crown the new Head of the KO Division
Scoop #8: Maria is the new head of the KO division
Scoop #9: Bram beats EY in a falls count anywhere match to win the KOTM title
Scoop #10: Impact is back at Universal next month, no announced dates
Scoop #11: Decay has captured Gail Kim, won't give her back unless Beer Money gives them a title match in a Valley of Shadows (?) match
Scoop #12: Beer Money agrees, they let Gail go
Scoop #13: Drew Galloway retains against Tyrus, who cashed in his Bound for Gold title shot
Scoop #14: Maria says nobody cares about the KOs, Gail out and she blames Maria for Decay capturing her
Scoop #15: Tonight Gail will face Rosemary, Maria will craft the KO division in her own image
Scoop #16: Rosemary beats Gail Kim with interference by Maria, Crazzy Steve, mist, and an F-5
Scoop #17: I Quit match between Matt and Jeff Hardy
Scoop #18: Jeff Hardy did a HUGE dive on to Matt Hardy, Jeff got up, no contest
Scoop #19: They took Matt Hardy out with a neck brace on a stretcher by paramedics
Scoop #20: Eli Drake has a new talk show called "Fact of Life", he presses a button that calls his guest(s) Dummy
Scoop #21: Decay wins the tag titles in the Valley of Shadows match, Roode ate a choke slam into thumbtacks
Scoop #23: Jeff out, hoping he may have Swanton'd some sense into Matt, creatures will always be creatures and he will always be Jeff Hardy
Scoop #24: Reby and Spud out, they say Jeff is going to pay for what he has done to the Hardy family and that Matt made him a star
Scoop #25: Jeff called Reby a witch and said she is the one breaking up the Hardy family and messing up Spud's mind
Scoop #26: Mike Bennett over EC3 in a no DQ match with the Hart-Piper WM 8 finish
Scoop #2: Al Snow claiming he is not being scripted, similar promo to yesterday, hates the crowd and wrestling today
Scoop #3: Al Snow stopped mid match to challenge fans to fight him
Scoop #4: Same chain finish as last night, this was a re-tape, Al Snow wins
Scoop #5: Andrew Everett beat DJZ with a low blow and a small package, TNA logo on the screen
Scoop #6: Bennett & EC3 promo leads to Bennett vs EC3 No DQ at Sacrifice next week
Scoop #7: Ladder match to crown the new Head of the KO Division
Scoop #8: Maria is the new head of the KO division
Scoop #9: Bram beats EY in a falls count anywhere match to win the KOTM title
Scoop #10: Impact is back at Universal next month, no announced dates
Scoop #11: Decay has captured Gail Kim, won't give her back unless Beer Money gives them a title match in a Valley of Shadows (?) match
Scoop #12: Beer Money agrees, they let Gail go
Scoop #13: Drew Galloway retains against Tyrus, who cashed in his Bound for Gold title shot
Scoop #14: Maria says nobody cares about the KOs, Gail out and she blames Maria for Decay capturing her
Scoop #15: Tonight Gail will face Rosemary, Maria will craft the KO division in her own image
Scoop #16: Rosemary beats Gail Kim with interference by Maria, Crazzy Steve, mist, and an F-5
Scoop #17: I Quit match between Matt and Jeff Hardy
Scoop #18: Jeff Hardy did a HUGE dive on to Matt Hardy, Jeff got up, no contest
Scoop #19: They took Matt Hardy out with a neck brace on a stretcher by paramedics
Scoop #20: Eli Drake has a new talk show called "Fact of Life", he presses a button that calls his guest(s) Dummy
Scoop #21: Decay wins the tag titles in the Valley of Shadows match, Roode ate a choke slam into thumbtacks
Scoop #23: Jeff out, hoping he may have Swanton'd some sense into Matt, creatures will always be creatures and he will always be Jeff Hardy
Scoop #24: Reby and Spud out, they say Jeff is going to pay for what he has done to the Hardy family and that Matt made him a star
Scoop #25: Jeff called Reby a witch and said she is the one breaking up the Hardy family and messing up Spud's mind
Scoop #26: Mike Bennett over EC3 in a no DQ match with the Hart-Piper WM 8 finish
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