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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Mar 29, 2016 5:08:39 GMT -5
If Amrbose gets to bring a f***ing chainsaw, which for some reason he kept under the ring, then Brock can bring a sword. It's only fair. Erm, Brock doesn't need a sword. He's Brock Lesnar. Brock can manifest his sword tattoo into an actual sword with the command " Conquer.... TSUPULEKUSITI."
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Mar 29, 2016 5:14:29 GMT -5
Erm, Brock doesn't need a sword. He's Brock Lesnar. Brock can manifest his sword tattoo into an actual sword with the command " Conquer.... TSUPULEKUSITI." He's done it before...
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Post by the2ndevil on Mar 29, 2016 5:25:54 GMT -5
Brock can manifest his sword tattoo into an actual sword with the command " Conquer.... TSUPULEKUSITI." He's done it before... The hilt of that sword looks like a pair of brass knuckles. That just strikes me as a terrible way to wield a sword.
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Mar 29, 2016 5:45:14 GMT -5
Eh Vince will just turn up Reigns' Shield music or mute "100,000" people.
Cause he listens to the fans so much he has to silence them.
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Post by FAR5222 on Mar 29, 2016 6:51:26 GMT -5
This has been predicted since he got that record at Survivor Series 2013. Reigns will not be accepted until he is heel and finds a character.
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Post by The Ichi on Mar 29, 2016 7:02:00 GMT -5
Thinking about it, the "authority figure steps down if he loses" stip should be on THIS match. Fans might be more willing to cheer for Reigns if he has a chance to retire HHH if he wins. Sure it would mean fans are stupid and naive to believe that, but still.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 29, 2016 7:05:15 GMT -5
Thinking about it, the "authority figure steps down if he loses" stip should be on THIS match, not Shane/Taker. Fans might be more willing to cheer for Reigns if he has a chance to retire HHH if he wins. Sure it would mean fans are stupid and naive to believe that, but still. That's a seperate issue, though. We're supposed to be in the "reality era", but they're running "people's jobs are on the line!" storylines when everybody knows that nobody's job is even close to being on the line, and still trying to sell it as "reality".
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Post by MrElijah on Mar 29, 2016 7:25:22 GMT -5
Man, Cena never had it this bad! Hammerstein Ballroom. June 2006.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Mar 29, 2016 7:26:17 GMT -5
Man, Cena never had it this bad! Hammerstein Ballroom. June 2006. I took particular glee from the irony of ECW fans chanting "you can't wrestle" at somebody.
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Post by Big Bad Kahuna on Mar 29, 2016 7:27:03 GMT -5
You know they're gonna make that shit No DQ during the actual show. And it won't mean anything because they will have already run several No DQ matches that night. Wrestlemania is the new Extreme Rules
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Mar 29, 2016 7:51:28 GMT -5
I'm hoping they pull something out like the Rollins cash in last year. Here's my fantasy booking scenario: During Brock/Ambrose, Brock pulls out a sword that is modelled after that tattoo on his chest, and threatens to cut off an unconscious Dean Ambrose's head unless he gets put in the WWE title match. Triple H comes out and, like the coward he is, is visibly shaken at the idea of Brock murdering Dean and cuts a promo saying "this is a publicly traded company", "please don't Brock", "no Brock don't kill him no", all dastardly heel behaviour and then ultimately lets Brock into the match. Brock beats both men handily and walks out the champion. Anybody in the WWE writing staff reading this, you're absolutely welcome and I wish you all the best with putting together the best Wrestlemania swerve ever If Russo were allowed to keep working....
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 29, 2016 8:44:20 GMT -5
Hammerstein Ballroom. June 2006. I took particular glee from the irony of ECW fans chanting "you can't wrestle" at somebody. "You can't get hit with a chair" isn't as catchy.
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Post by The Ichi on Mar 29, 2016 8:49:19 GMT -5
Hammerstein Ballroom. June 2006. I took particular glee from the irony of ECW fans chanting "you can't wrestle" at somebody. But a lot of ECW wrestlers could wrestle.
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Post by ICBM on Mar 29, 2016 11:53:17 GMT -5
I took particular glee from the irony of ECW fans chanting "you can't wrestle" at somebody. But a lot of ECW wrestlers could wrestle. I understood the implication of the joke and was fine with it. Yes, some could work like hell but invariably they'd leave and ecw would use hardcore to fill the void and the hardcore was their calling card. Hardcore is not work most of the time. Some hardcore matches were good stories but in the main its regarded as less than
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Post by sportatorium on Mar 29, 2016 12:31:17 GMT -5
Man, Cena never had it this bad! Hammerstein Ballroom. June 2006. Cena did business that night, albeit in the most schmozziest, shenanigan- filled manner possible. He knew the event itself was great & was happy to let that crowd crap on him. Roman is getting booed against a heel authority figure who is trying everything he knows to get booed and it isn't happening. The only time I've seen it this bad is when Kurt Angle had to go out & say he didn't support troops serving in the Middle East to get booed against Cena & that didn't work either.
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Post by Nickybojelais on Mar 29, 2016 12:41:19 GMT -5
This whole thing could have been avoided if they swapped Regins v Triple H into the hell in a cell match (Even Reigns is gonna get cheered if he wins to put the authority out of business). Had Ambrose v Lesnar fighting for the title and slipped Undertaker into something a little less random than fighting Shane McMahon.
(Apologies for fantasy booking)
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 29, 2016 12:43:50 GMT -5
Hammerstein Ballroom. June 2006. Cena did business that night, albeit in the most schmozziest, shenanigan- filled manner possible. He knew the event itself was great & was happy to let that crowd crap on him. Roman is getting booed against a heel authority figure who is trying everything he knows to get booed and it isn't happening. The only time I've seen it this bad is when Kurt Angle had to go out & say he didn't support troops serving in the Middle East to get booed against Cena & that didn't work either. Difference is that was meant to get that response. Kurt started the promo with something like I can say anything and these morons would still cheer for me. also the greatest line of that came from Daivari. If I could go back in time and make any one person tap out, it'd be Jesus. "Who'd he ever beat?!"
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Mar 29, 2016 14:01:35 GMT -5
Hammerstein Ballroom. June 2006. Cena did business that night, albeit in the most schmozziest, shenanigan- filled manner possible. He knew the event itself was great & was happy to let that crowd crap on him. Roman is getting booed against a heel authority figure who is trying everything he knows to get booed and it isn't happening. Yeah, Cena's acting there was masterful. He was in on the joke, working heel on purpose without being out-of-character. After the match, everyone could go backstage and pat each other on the back for a job well done and feel great for working in front of such a rabid crowd. The whole event was FUN; the people hating him were having fun, he was having fun; everything was just cool. With Reigns, the only fun possible is Vince schadenfreude.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 29, 2016 14:07:41 GMT -5
Cena did business that night, albeit in the most schmozziest, shenanigan- filled manner possible. He knew the event itself was great & was happy to let that crowd crap on him. Roman is getting booed against a heel authority figure who is trying everything he knows to get booed and it isn't happening. Yeah, Cena's acting there was masterful. He was in on the joke, working heel on purpose without being out-of-character. After the match, everyone could go backstage and pat each other on the back for a job well done and feel great for working in front of such a rabid crowd. The whole event was FUN; the people hating him were having fun, he was having fun; everything was just cool. With Reigns, the only fun possible is Vince schadenfreude. Also we didn't hear... "HAHA THESE PEOPLE HERE ARE HAVIN' FUN MAGGLE! I LOVE IT!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 29, 2016 14:45:06 GMT -5
With that in mind, Im gonna sit back, relax, and watch Vince listen the F*** out of a record breaking crowd shitting on his Mania Main Event for the SECOND YEAR IN A ROW, and I feel like this time it's gonna be even worse... I just need to favorite or bookmark that picture.
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