LuciCypher
Don Corleone
"She Read About People She Could Never Be On Adventures She Would Never Have"
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Post by LuciCypher on Mar 29, 2016 18:38:12 GMT -5
Seriously I forgot that this was a 20min plus segment... I remember the concept and all that, but not that there was a 20min plus contract signing.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 29, 2016 18:39:10 GMT -5
Donald vs Rosie
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Scott
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Scott on Mar 30, 2016 7:46:02 GMT -5
Any show-opening heel champion promo from 2003ish until now.
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
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Post by JCBaggee on Mar 30, 2016 9:04:19 GMT -5
Any show-opening heel champion promo from 2003ish until now.  |
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 30, 2016 9:07:42 GMT -5
Any show-opening heel champion promo from 2003ish until now. Well ahh... the thing about that is.... you see.... dis business. There's about 20% of the promo time. And I say that as a HHH fan. For John Cena, about 20% of his promo time is talking about how he's a real man. |
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Post by audiencewatching on Mar 30, 2016 9:32:32 GMT -5
HHH.
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Post by The Kevstaaa on Mar 30, 2016 9:36:54 GMT -5
Most Triple H promos.
Almost every John Cena promo that follows his usual pattern (THE FANS ARE READY RIGHT HERE IN WHATEVER CITY WE'RE IN, I fear nothing, regret less, you want some, come get some, etc.)
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,296
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 30, 2016 9:37:35 GMT -5
This is vague as all hell, but I swear there was a beatdown a couple years back that went 2 commercial breaks with NO "saving" run ins. It was literally painful to watch because it was so slow and methodical. I honestly can't remember shit about who was in it. I think it was a face getting destroyed, people were calling for Cena to come save him and nothing happened.
Might have been Dolph getting killed?
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Mar 30, 2016 9:39:03 GMT -5
John Cena This Is Your Life.
It went too long the moment Mick said what it was.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 30, 2016 9:40:41 GMT -5
This is vague as all hell, but I swear there was a beatdown a couple years back that went 2 commercial breaks with NO "saving" run ins. It was literally painful to watch because it was so slow and methodical. I honestly can't remember shit about who was in it. I think it was a face getting destroyed, people were calling for Cena to come save him and nothing happened. Might have been Dolph getting killed? A face getting beaten down and John Cena not making the save? That's such a rare occurance it should be easy to pinpoint.  |
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 30, 2016 9:45:40 GMT -5
Any show-opening heel champion promo from 2003ish until now. And then there was the night he managed to stretch that damned thing out into a 40 minute promo... |
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Mar 30, 2016 10:09:16 GMT -5
I think it was fall of '05. HHH turned on Flair and proceeded to beat the hell out of him, literally around around the arena for roughly 25 minutes
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Post by Germansuplex on Mar 30, 2016 10:28:40 GMT -5
Piper's Pit at Wrestlemania V. Felt like hours to me.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Mar 30, 2016 10:30:44 GMT -5
When Rock told that terrible story about stealing a junkies car and having an onion on his belt or whatever it was.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Mar 30, 2016 10:32:18 GMT -5
That episode of RAW where Hogan tried to murder Rock is one if the most excruciatingly boring things I've ever seen.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Mar 30, 2016 10:52:27 GMT -5
The Tug Of War from Last Year felt like it went on too long
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Mar 30, 2016 11:50:57 GMT -5
Authority beatdowns of faces almost always tend to be excruciatingly long. The only one that didn't feel that way was when Trips and Steph beat up Bryan before WM30.
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Mar 30, 2016 11:58:36 GMT -5
And then there was the night he managed to stretch that damned thing out into a 40 minute promo... Was that the one where he actually got tired and just sat down in a chair towards the end? |
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 30, 2016 12:03:34 GMT -5
And then there was the night he managed to stretch that damned thing out into a 40 minute promo... Was that the one where he actually got tired and just sat down in a chair towards the end? The one where he sat down was the infamous godawful "Terri Schiavo" promo, I think. |
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Post by Snaptastic on Mar 30, 2016 12:12:31 GMT -5
It's been said. But every Haitch promo ever.
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