I can't stand Truth and Goldust.

[mrbananagrabber]

The terrible humour. The awful acting. The "teasing" of a team no-one f***ing wants in the first place. I don't even know if they've even teamed up yet, or if they're still running in to make the save on each other's terrible matches.

This is not something I want in 2016. Go the f*** away, the pair of you.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

They seemed to have no trouble teaming before the angle started. Guess Truth thought that they'd peaked after beating The Ascension.

[mrbananagrabber]

Mar 30, 2016 6:05:15 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

They seemed to have no trouble teaming before the angle started. Guess Truth thought that they'd peaked after beating The Ascension.

Go out on a high. I like it.

[Deleted]

I just want to know how we've been doing this for literally over two months. Just team up, feud, or go away already.

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

End! End!

[RIHT]

It started off pretty well, but WWE held out on it for way too long and ruined it.

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

I thought for sure that it would lead to Goldust turning heel and getting vicious with Truth.

Instead they suddenly switched places, and it just drags on and on and on.

All it does is remind everyone of how great Goldust and Booker T were as a team.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

They tried to replicate what Booker T and Goldust did in one of the funniest Tag Teams in the history of the WWE.

Without Booker T or any of the writing that went with it.

So... yeah... they failed.

[keezy]

They're Bushwhackers in 1996 stale.

[freeze Austin]

I want to like their segments more than I actually do. They're just really, really awful. Forced WWE-style comedy at it's most painful.

[Deleted]

This'll be like where TNA teased that Joseph Parks would reveal that he was Abyss for like 2 years while nothing happened.

[Squirrel Master]

The words Piss Break should flash on screen, and a countdown timer too, whenever this filler happens.

[Deleted]

I rememeber a hotel segment that was kinda funny. That was, like, early February on Smackdown.


Monday's segment in particular was just trash IMO.

[Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast]

If it just ended with no conclusion, I'd seriously be happy.

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Mar 30, 2016 14:56:08 GMT -5 Squirrel Master said:

The words Piss Break should flash on screen, and a countdown timer too, whenever this filler happens.

"You have 73 seconds. Don't try to take a dump unless you're ready to go and prepared to risk a YOLO one wipe without checking."

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Mar 30, 2016 15:48:51 GMT -5 @bootytime said:

Mar 30, 2016 14:56:08 GMT -5 Squirrel Master said:

The words Piss Break should flash on screen, and a countdown timer too, whenever this filler happens.

"You have 73 seconds. Don't try to take a dump unless you're ready to go and prepared to risk a YOLO one wipe without checking."

That's all I need....

[DZ: WF Legacy]

Goldust is one of the few guys I really, really like.

They're making me not like Goldust.

Here's a legacy talent that still has something more to give. He can contribute in the ring and in storylines in a way that most cannot, and you're taking whatever he has left and wasting it on unfunny backstage skits and R-Truth.

[chazraps]

R-Truth is hilarious.

Goldust is hilarious.

The first month of Golden Truth was terrible because they made R-Truth the straightman and Goldust the "Crazy wacky" one, effectively the role R-Truth was playing to prior to that all of a sudden wasn't the case for no rhyme or reason. And it was terrible.

Now that Truth is the unhinged one and Goldust is the eccentric straight man, it's been pretty great.

The Pittsburgh Penguins segment was great thanks to both having a perfect delivery. That was enough to not want either to "go away" or for them to give up on it. I think they finally have it together.

[Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!]

Mar 30, 2016 8:49:50 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

They tried to replicate what Booker T and Goldust did in one of the funniest Tag Teams in the history of the WWE.

Without Booker T or any of the writing that went with it.

So... yeah... they failed.

Well they're trying to do it with 2 guys who can't believably play the straight man. It's a basic tenant of comedy in this type, If you have somebody who is off the wall weird, then it only will work if you're trying to pair them up with somebody who is able to be serious and for that reason can play up how stupid and insane what the other guy is doing is.

They can either go with Goldust who is famous for building a career off of being a weirdo being the straight man, or R Truth who has had it as a part of his gimmick for a while that he doesn't know whether he's part of a match or really what time of the year it is as the straight man either way it doesn't work.