TNA HQ Moved To Warehouse

[snugglecakes]

"TNA Wrestling is moving their corporate headquarters before the end of April. PWInsider.com reports that TNA is packing up and moving out of their longtime offices at Cummins Station in Nashville, TN.

They'll be moving all business operations to the warehouse the company houses their ShopTNA.com operations out of. PWInsider confirmed the news on Monday morning, reporting that the move has been planned for some time.

TNA has been at the Cummins Station location since Dixie Carter and Panda Energy got involved in the company. Carter's previous company had been located in the same offices before TNA."

If they downsize any further, their next HQ will be located in a tent in Dixie's garden.

The rent can't be that high in Nashville, surely? Maybe Finn's crotch-chop outside the building was the final straw for the building's owners in terms of public embarrassment.

[ICBM]

Surely this is newz. No way. What about the big studio they built and outfitted in Nashville? Did they sell it? Never heard that. I dunno about this one man. If this is true than why not shutter the damn thing. Scuttle the ship Dixie!

[FHgrad99]

"Um, Dixie? Why is there a forklift in my office?"

[thetower52]

Come on, this has to be the end now

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

James Storm is gonna have his deal structured, he'll now receive food stamps.

This company can't be defended, I don't want to hear anything about tna having money. They couldn't even afford to rent a basement now they moved into a f***ing warehouse that wasn't built for humans to work in. This is the most pathetic company in history.

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

In six months, Dixie and Bob Ryder will be defending TNA's honor on twitter from a bunker at the bottom of an undisclosed Janice Carter home.

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This is hilarious.

[Milkman Norm]

Hey TNA how's it going? Any way we're gonna need you to move down to Storage B.....yeah......We're doing some rearranging here of the essential staff and saw that you guys were taking up to much space. So if you could move to Storage B that would be great.

[Von Wagner's Brownies]

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Wait, weren't operations being run out of a basement recently?

Because this is literally a step up, and don't you dare think they won't spin it as such....

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Apr 11, 2016 12:21:44 GMT -5 @knapp said:

Wait, weren't operations being run out of a basement recently?

Because this is literally a step up, and don't you dare think they won't spin it as such....

The basement floor of the building, not the basement of someone's house.

[Chainsaw]

And TNA gets one step closer to becoming the wrestling version of The Office.

[alexwrightspackage]

And ladies and gentlemen, huge news right off the top, listen to this. Earlier today, TNA president Dixie Carter made the following announcement to the roster: 'Based on the feedback we have been receiving, TNA has listened to our creditors, and is moving our offices home to the ShopTNA warehouse.'

I kid, of course.

I expect them to forget to tell some of their employees about the move, similar to their crap advertising of the product in general.

Really difficult to spin this as good news in any way. I mean, do what you need to do to survive, but please don't spin it as something good. Although I can only imagine what another forum is thinking...

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Apr 11, 2016 12:23:00 GMT -5 CATCH_US IS the Conversation said:

Apr 11, 2016 12:21:44 GMT -5 @knapp said:

Wait, weren't operations being run out of a basement recently?

Because this is literally a step up, and don't you dare think they won't spin it as such....

The basement floor of the building, not the basement of someone's house.

Oh I didn't think it was a house, but a office downgrade to a basement floor level is still pretty rough.

And having worked in warehouse offices before, the image of a regular warehouse isn't necessarily true. Whole operations running out of warehouses often have very nice office sections built on--

*Googles address of ShopTNA.com warehouse*



........yeah I can't play defender that's just a plain warehouse in an industrial park.

[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

Remember Commissioner Foley on the ForkLift? That's Dixie's new everyday office now.

[Burst]

[Chainsaw]

Apr 11, 2016 12:53:48 GMT -5 Can you afford to pay me, Gah said:

Remember Commissioner Foley on the ForkLift? That's Dixie's new everyday office now.

Hahaha...I like that you think Dixie would actually go to work at the warehouse and not have her own office.

Tremendous.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

I expect them to downgrade to a porta potty in a couple of months.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

I found these images of the warehouse at that wacky pro tna site.

This second one is an aerial view, and they are next to a dumpster. Yeah that's right, TNA's offices are located next to a dumpster. I can't think of a more proper way for them die.

[Mister Pigwell]

Apr 11, 2016 13:31:36 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

I found these images of the warehouse at that wacky pro tna site.

This second one is an aerial view, and they are next to a dumpster. Yeah that's right, TNA's offices are located next to a dumpster. I can't think of a more proper way for them die.

Everytime I think I see the most TNA thing ever, something else comes up that's somehow more TNA.
This is peak TNA right here. TNA will never reach a higher amount of TNAness than this.