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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2016 2:41:55 GMT -5
Let's see how far we can get through the roster of WWE and NXT. I will begin by naming a WWE/NXT superstar and the next poster will diss him as the Rock would and then they will leave a superstar for the next poster to diss and so on and so forth.
ENZO AMORE
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Apr 15, 2016 2:44:15 GMT -5
MY NAME, IS ENZO...
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!
Next: Tyler Breeze
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Lt. Palumbo
Hank Scorpio
On again off again watcher of a wrestling TV show
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Apr 15, 2016 2:58:56 GMT -5
Finn Balor, you get yourself ready for our match. Paint your face. Paint your testicles. It doesn't matter what you paint!
Edit: Crap, sorry, didn't realize we were training it.
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Post by MikeyMania on Apr 15, 2016 2:59:02 GMT -5
Tyler Breeze! This is Monday Night Raw! The Rock came here tonight to make history and that's exactly what we're going to do. You and I are gonna take a selfie together. #RockSelfie gonna be trending on Twitter all night long daddy. Here's what The Rock wants you to do. Get in real close, put on your best duck face, snap a pic, upload it online. Then The Rock wants you to take that phone... shine it up real nice... turn that sumbitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass!
Let's go with Sin Cara.
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Post by Germansuplex on Apr 15, 2016 3:12:59 GMT -5
"Sin Cara? More like Sin Penis, amirite?"
(Am I doing this right?)
Next: Kevin Owens
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Apr 15, 2016 3:25:38 GMT -5
Looks like an oompa loompa ate everything at wafflehouse and got his armpits caught in the garbage disposal.
Mauro Ranallo
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Post by Big Bad Kahuna on Apr 15, 2016 5:12:02 GMT -5
"Hey hey hey...Moron Ranallo, 4 eyed freak, let me tell ya sumthin'! I take them specks, shine em up real nice and stick that straight up your 4 eyed candy ass!!!"
Next: Alexa Bliss
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Post by IMPRESSIVE knightwing1047 on Apr 15, 2016 5:27:28 GMT -5
"Hey hey hey...Moron Ranallo, 4 eyed freak, let me tell ya sumthin'! I take them specks, shine em up real nice and stick that straight up your 4 eyed candy ass!!!" Next: Alexa Bliss Alexa Bliss... Didn't The Rock leave you in a state of bliss last night?! That's right, honey The Rock says you just check yourself into room 69 of the Smackdown Hotel! Next Up: Sami Zayn |
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baracklesnar
Team Rocket
"Lunatic Fringe" Dean Ambrose
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Post by baracklesnar on Apr 15, 2016 8:07:53 GMT -5
"Sami Zayn, the Rock thinks you smell like a llama's anus shoved up a monkey's rectum covered in elephant penis!"
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Phil Parent
El Dandy
Your Favourite Teacher
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Post by Phil Parent on Apr 15, 2016 9:09:38 GMT -5
"The Rock is always happy to come and visit his little buddies in WWE and NXT, however, there is a reality that you people that are happy to see me should be aware of..."
*Pulls a piece of paper*
"THIS, is my bank account."
*Pulls out a WWE Contract*
"THIS, is how much money YOU are making. So The Rock tells all the lousy actors in the back, from my stupid Italian cousin Roman to No Way Jose, The Rock says, you can't touch The Rock, IF YOU SMELL, WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!"
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 15, 2016 9:16:23 GMT -5
"Zack Ryder" *painfully long pause as the Rock looks confused* "Ok, so the Rock can't top that."
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Post by abjordans on Apr 15, 2016 10:27:22 GMT -5
I think this thread shows that it isn't so easy to do and say what The Rock does.
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Post by Woo on Apr 15, 2016 10:35:00 GMT -5
I think this thread shows that it isn't so easy to do and say what The Rock does. I thought it shows just how lame the Rock's promos are actually as everyone is doing a fine job of it. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2016 11:03:28 GMT -5
"Zack Ryder" *painfully long pause as the Rock looks confused* "Ok, so the Rock can't top that." Zack Ryder The Rock heard you won a match at WRESTLEMANIA! You made it to the top! The Rock is real proud of you. The Rock is going to take you to get an ice cream cone. It's going to be rocky road. You just hit rock bottom b*tch! *rock bottom on Ryder* Alberto Del Rio |
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Apr 15, 2016 17:23:03 GMT -5
"Alex Riley..."
beat.
"Oh, come on. It's like picking on a mentally disabled kid here. I can't even feel GOOD about doing this one, it's just too easy. The Rock...The Rock just hopes you find what you're looking for in that 20X20. Go about your day and send someone who'd actually be a fight for me out there."
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Post by moondoggie on Apr 15, 2016 17:31:52 GMT -5
Rock: "So...Del Rio is your name? See thats funny cause The Rock always hears it as ALBERTO...DEL...RIOOOOOOOOH MY GOD WHEN IS THIS PIECE OF MONKEY CRAP GOING TO GET OFF MY TV?! YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU SCARE THE GREAT ONE WITH YOUR LITTLE ARMBREAKER? HELL NO YOU DON'T THREATEN ME!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THOUGH THE ROCK IS GONNA THREATEN YOU UPSIDE YOUR HEAD IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF THE ROCKS RING RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND!!"
Next: Apollo Crews
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Post by thegame415 on Apr 15, 2016 21:29:29 GMT -5
Appollo. Crews, you think you're so special cause you can flip around. You flip in the middle of the ring, you flip off the turnbuckle, you flip off of Big Show's scrotum. Why don't you flip your monkey ass into the Smackdown hotel?
:crowd cheers, Rock mouths the word goosebumps:
Asuka.
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Apr 15, 2016 23:50:52 GMT -5
Appollo. Crews, you think you're so special cause you can flip around. You flip in the middle of the ring, you flip off the turnbuckle, you flip off of Big Show's scrotum. Why don't you flip your monkey ass into the Smackdown hotel? :crowd cheers, Rock mouths the word goosebumps: Asuka. Asuka, Asuka huh? So, does the carpet match the curtains? Wanna come see the Rock, let me eat a little sushi, you can love me long time and take the People's Strudel... "MY DICK NOW." *later* "TMZ.com reports that popular action hero Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has been castrated during a live WWE event, when a promo battle with fierce Diva Asuka went terribly, terribly wrong..." Next: Roman Reigns. |
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Post by cageking666 on Apr 16, 2016 0:54:09 GMT -5
Appollo. Crews, you think you're so special cause you can flip around. You flip in the middle of the ring, you flip off the turnbuckle, you flip off of Big Show's scrotum. Why don't you flip your monkey ass into the Smackdown hotel? :crowd cheers, Rock mouths the word goosebumps: Asuka. Asuka, Asuka huh? So, does the carpet match the curtains? Wanna come see the Rock, let me eat a little sushi, you can love me long time and take the People's Strudel... "MY DICK NOW." *later* "TMZ.com reports that popular action hero Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has been castrated during a live WWE event, when a promo battle with fierce Diva Asuka went terribly, terribly wrong..." Next: Roman Reigns. Roman, I know for a FACT that you do it for The Rock and you do it for the people. Thing is though you DO NOT forget who the ORIGINAL Peoples Champion was. You want to stand with that title and say you're that guy when in all actuality you have only earned a cup of coffee and turned yourself into some kind of jungle man! Look at me when I'm talking to you Roman because i am not done talking....no no no no no The Rock is NEVER done talking especially when it comes to you. You want to get your ass off Jabroni Ave? Stop copying me. Yeah I've seen this before...big time guy breaks apart from the stable to become a big deal only at the last second turn on everyone who supposedly didn't believe in him ..well The Rock says know your role and save the damn plot twists for Hollywood. Roman...I like you and whether you believe it or not there are fans of you...just stop giving everyone to hate you *Rock walks out but as he gets to the top of the ramp* You know what...You have no place to speak. Mr I'll Turn to Hollywood. Mr Only Show Up to Wrestlemania for a Cameo. Mr I ALMOST KILLED MICK FOLEY Rock...You hate me because I'm not turning into you...but rather you can never be me. Believe Dat. --------------------- Sorry...started fanfictioning again Next: Brock Lesnar |
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