FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Particularly fond of muffins.
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Post by FinalGwen on Apr 27, 2016 17:20:52 GMT -5
And what exactly is Rebel supposed to be? No idea... but that was an absolutely shitty entrance... Doll Parts is a terrible entrance song... doubly so if you're trying to be "sexy" with your entrance... Hey, when you hear the announcer calling you a TNA Cockout, it's hard to put your all into an entrance.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Apr 27, 2016 17:30:04 GMT -5
At the end of the match, he goes, "Good win".
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Apr 27, 2016 17:40:54 GMT -5
No, but seriously, can we just revisit the part where the commentators were literally rendered speechless by what they were watching? And it was LEFT IN?! Like....shocked, dead air was just left hanging there, no one fixed it in post, no one did jack shit....this company is f***ing clown shoes.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Apr 27, 2016 17:58:06 GMT -5
I'm surprised one of Shelly's boobs did not pop out.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Apr 27, 2016 18:13:43 GMT -5
Two things come to mind:
First, what the hell was that?
And second, Shelley's ring gear is uncomfortably impractical.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Apr 27, 2016 18:49:09 GMT -5
Two things come to mind: First, what the hell was that? And second, Shelley's ring gear is uncomfortably impractical. Seriously. It's not even titillating. It just looks uncomfortable.
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Post by MrElijah on Apr 27, 2016 19:54:14 GMT -5
It's bad. Like being deaf, dumb, and blind & you could still sense how bad this match is. Someone call the UN, we got a war crime!
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Big Poppa Pumpkin
Dennis Stamp
I'll be in the back polishing............ my belt.
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Post by Big Poppa Pumpkin on Apr 27, 2016 19:56:19 GMT -5
I truly pity anyone who parted with money to see that
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Apr 27, 2016 19:57:28 GMT -5
watched that ONO on saturday, and even for a knockouts PPV it was pretty good IMO
YEAH I SAID IT
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Apr 27, 2016 20:09:40 GMT -5
I don't know how many of you remember those old wrestling mags, might have been the Apter ones, and on the back page they would advertise this, I don't know how to describe it, erotic women's wrestling matches you could get on VHS. That match just now looks like the way I would have imagined the quality of the wrestling would be.
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Injustice45
Fry's dog Seymour
Consider me the Athena/Yoshimitsu of Avatars and Signatures.
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Post by Injustice45 on Apr 27, 2016 20:15:56 GMT -5
Judging from the thumbnail of the video, Shelly needs a bra. It's sad seeing the state of the Knockouts in 2016.
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Dragonfly
Samurai Cop
...is no Barry Windham.
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Post by Dragonfly on Apr 27, 2016 20:25:26 GMT -5
I showed this to my wife. She completely lost it at "You think your vag hurts now?" I had to pause it she was laughing so hard.
Also, may I present total and utter defeat, in commentary form:
Josh: Well it's an abdominal stretch... Now it's a... No... It's a... It's a... A... (Long pause) I've seen a lot of wrestling, JB. Borash: Sometimes you just have to watch it and say "m'kay." So let's go ahead and see who's victorious. Josh (sadly): Yeah... Yeah. Let's.
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 27, 2016 20:41:57 GMT -5
It's bad. Like being deaf, dumb, and blind & you could still sense how bad this match is. That makeup is from Dia de los titties. Honestly, if you're going to honor your Grandmom could at least not do it with major sideboob and ass hanging out?
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 27, 2016 20:44:32 GMT -5
Never would I have thought I would hear MY VAG, MY VAG, MY VAG, SHE MADE MY MY VAG HURT in a wrestling match
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Apr 27, 2016 20:57:42 GMT -5
Never would I have thought I would hear MY VAG, MY VAG, MY VAG, SHE MADE MY MY VAG HURT in a wrestling match "She calls that the Vagmission, John." "What the hell are we doing in the Impact Zone, Maggle?"
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 27, 2016 21:06:10 GMT -5
Eva Marie's looking at this like "Damn, at least I'm not THOSE two".
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Post by Hypnosis on Apr 27, 2016 21:09:39 GMT -5
Never would I have thought I would hear MY VAG, MY VAG, MY VAG, SHE MADE MY MY VAG HURT in a wrestling match Shelly Martinez has now become a meme.
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Apr 27, 2016 21:15:07 GMT -5
I showed this to my wife. She completely lost it at "You think your vag hurts now?" I had to pause it she was laughing so hard. Also, may I present total and utter defeat, in commentary form: Josh: Well it's an abdominal stretch... Now it's a... No... It's a... It's a... A... (Long pause) I've seen a lot of wrestling, JB. Borash: Sometimes you just have to watch it and say "m'kay." So let's go ahead and see who's victorious. Josh (sadly): Yeah... Yeah. Let's. It would've made the match ***** if they had Scott Steiner there doing commentary. Josh: Well it's an abdominal stretch... Now it's a... No... It's a... It's a... A... (Long pause) I've seen a lot of wrestling, JB. Scott: SHUT UP, NED! I'VE WRESTLED A LOT OF COUNTRIES AND I COME FROM A HIGHLY EDUCATED UNIVERSITY! I'M THE GREATEST TAG TEAM OF ALL TIME AND THESE BITCHES DON'T HOW TO WRESTLE! Borash: Sometimes you just have to watch it and say "m'kay." So let's go ahead and see who's victorious. Josh (sadly): Yeah... Yeah. Let's. Scott: HEY! SHUT UP, YOU TWO GEEKS! ONE OF YOU LOOKS LIKE THE GUY I USE TO GIVE SWIRLIES TOO BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL! THE OTHER ONE LOOKS LIKE THE ONE THAT HID BEHIND TABLES EATING ALL THE DAMN DOUGHNUTS DURING SCHOOL DANCES! Borash: ...I never went to school dances. Scott: SHUT UP, BORAT! Josh: *laughs* Scott: YOU, TOO, BITCH BOY! WE GOT TWO FINE LOOKIN' HOOCHIES TRYING TO BUMP AND GRIND ON EACH OTHER IN THE RING, TRYING TO PASS IT OFF AS WRESTLING AND YOU TWO ARE KILLIN MY MOOD! *later in the match* Josh: What was that move??? Scott: Well, bitch, that's what they call the Coochie Clutch. Borash: ...the Coochie Clutch? Scott: YEAH! IT'S OBVIOUS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT, BECAUSE YOU NEVER SEEN ONE UP CLOSE! Josh: Calm down, Scott. Scott: SHUT UP! You know, lookin' at you, I'm sure you could see one up close, but that's not your thing...if you know what I mean! Josh: ...I'm married to Madison Rayne, Scott. Scott: HEH?! Well, you picked out a nice beard!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2016 21:17:15 GMT -5
A Crime Against Humanity would be a great name for the eventual TNA documentary.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2016 21:26:15 GMT -5
No, but seriously, can we just revisit the part where the commentators were literally rendered speechless by what they were watching? And it was LEFT IN?! Like....shocked, dead air was just left hanging there, no one fixed it in post, no one did jack shit....this company is f***ing clown shoes. This is the same company that left in someone yelling, "Cut!" at the end of a segment on a taped show, so this is kind of a step up.
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