The Sam
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Post by The Sam on May 4, 2016 1:01:44 GMT -5
In honour of May 4th, or as it's more commonly known, the 330th anniversary of the municipality of Ilagan being founded in the Philippines, let us quote Mr Plinketts reviews of the Star Wars prequels;
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAACE!?!?
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on May 4, 2016 1:07:01 GMT -5
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace was the most disappointing thing since my son.
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on May 4, 2016 1:10:19 GMT -5
TSHI, which translates to "disappointment in the cooking of the duck meat".
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Post by G✇JI☈A on May 4, 2016 2:41:45 GMT -5
Who wants Pizza Rolls, email me if you want a pizza roll.. Note: I'm quoting, not offering.
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on May 4, 2016 3:32:19 GMT -5
Jar Jar is the key to all of this. If we just get him working, because he's the funniest character we've ever had in Star Wars.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 4, 2016 8:20:51 GMT -5
So do the prequels basically expose Lucas as a shallow, emotionless businessman? I'll let you decide... but the answer is yes.
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Post by Hit Girl on May 4, 2016 8:23:08 GMT -5
It's like poetry, you know, it repeats.
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mizerable
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Post by mizerable on May 4, 2016 8:58:39 GMT -5
So he kneels before Monster Mash and pledges his allegiance to the graveyard smash.
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Post by HMARK Center on May 4, 2016 11:56:55 GMT -5
EXECUTE ORDER...six.
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Post by Hit Girl on May 4, 2016 11:59:41 GMT -5
Lucas: "So Yoda gets out his little laser sword and starts flipping around. That's what people have been waiting to see"
*cut to an unconvinced Lucasfilm employee"
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Post by Milkman Norm on May 4, 2016 12:11:11 GMT -5
I can't remember the riff but his bit about the "Urban Market.
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Post by Hit Girl on May 4, 2016 12:16:09 GMT -5
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 4, 2016 15:32:33 GMT -5
59 minutes.....
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Post by triplethreatmark on May 4, 2016 17:12:57 GMT -5
Lucas: Gungas!
Plinkett: Gungans...
*and repeat*
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Post by Hit Girl on May 4, 2016 17:17:48 GMT -5
"That's what sheeeeeee said!"
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Post by mizerable on May 4, 2016 17:31:32 GMT -5
I can't remember the riff but his bit about the "Urban Market. Now I know that the urban market like watching movies because they once stole my TV.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on May 4, 2016 18:02:58 GMT -5
"But seriously Yodas glad to see you."
"Now get back in the kitchen."
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Post by Hit Girl on May 4, 2016 19:24:32 GMT -5
Nadine: "Remember Java The Hutt?"
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2016 19:44:16 GMT -5
Who is the main character of Episode 1?
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on May 4, 2016 21:46:01 GMT -5
Lucas: It's gonna be great. Spielberg: It's gonna be great. Lucas: It's gonna be great. Spielberg: It's gonna be great. Lucas: It's gonna be great. Spielberg: It's gonna be great.
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