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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on May 8, 2016 8:11:52 GMT -5
*Hogan scans the TNA locker room*
Hulk Hogan: Reminds me of the jobber slave mines of the WWWF.
AJ Styles: Every place reminds you of some place else.
Hulk Hogan: Experience, lad. You should learn to appreciate it.
AJ Styles: A lot of good it's done us so far.
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*After Dixie expected a huge ratings boost by bringing in Hogan*
Dixie: [looks at the ratings] It isn't even dented! Oh shit! What are we going to do now?
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Dixie: Who disrupts my coronation?
Jeff Jarrett: Coronation, Dixie? This is bad comedy.
Dixie: Jeff? Is that you?
Jeff Jarrett: Here's a hint!
*KABONG!*
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Post by sternrogers01 on May 8, 2016 8:32:10 GMT -5
A friendly reminder there will likely never a moment that warrants "___ did it, he turned the tide" in your lifetime.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on May 8, 2016 8:38:18 GMT -5
*The second Vince McMahon found out Impact was moving to Mondays*
Vince: Their defenses are broken, let the slaughter begin!
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*Dixie is at her parent's safety deposit box trying to jam in a key that obviously doesn't fit*
Dixie: [straining] Open, damn it, open! Daddy, you said Panda Energy would light our darkest hour! *stomps foot*
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*Jeremy Borash and Josh Matthews calling Shelly Martinez vs. Rebel*
Jeremy: [after the "My vag! MY VAG!" spot] Doesn't this remind you of anything, Josh?
Josh: Nope, I've never seen anything like this before.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2016 9:59:41 GMT -5
Please don't disrespect such a classic movie by associating it with TNA.
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Post by sternrogers01 on May 8, 2016 10:15:50 GMT -5
Samoa Joe, Eric Young, and Bobby Roode show up in NXT
Dixie: Aw s*it, what are we gonna do now?
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on May 8, 2016 10:23:10 GMT -5
Tna ain't transformers, they're go bots, actually they're bootlegged go bots.
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Post by Gecko on May 8, 2016 10:57:43 GMT -5
Bobby Rude: Why should I sign, what's in it for me?
Vince: Your bargaining posture is highly dubious. But very well. I will provide you with a new theme song, and viewers to watch.
Rude: And?
Vince: And nothing! You belong to me... now.
Rude: I belong to nobody!
Vince: Perhaps, I misjudged you. Proceed... on your way back to TNA.
*Vince begins to rip up contract*
Rude: No, no. I accept your terms! I accept!
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Dixie: Listen, Bob. We don't have enough talent to put on a full-scale PPV. Ready the Scottish Limo for launch! Now all we need is a little talent and a lot of luck.
Vince: Excellent!
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2016 11:24:15 GMT -5
Russo: Once we have booked a feast or fired match followed by a heel faction storyline, our ratings will be higher than ever!
Common Sense: Noooooooooooooooooooo
Russo: Sutch heroic nonsense bro
*EMAIL*
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on May 8, 2016 11:59:18 GMT -5
Please don't disrespect such a classic movie by associating it with TNA. How about the GI Joe movie from 1987 then? Dixie: Go ahead. Make me the scapegoat. My loyal subordinates could testify to my superb stewardship of TNA. But you don't have the courage to let them speak! Spike TV President: Wrong again! Defend her if you can. Dixie: Indeed they shall. You first, AJ Styles. AJ: As a wrestling promoter, it's only fair to say that Dixie Carter is a world-class... buffoon. Dixie: WHAT? |
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2016 19:45:23 GMT -5
Continuation, TNA? This is bad comedy.
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on May 8, 2016 21:05:27 GMT -5
*When TNA tried to go head to head with Raw but then moved back to Thursday's after it failed*
WWE: "Such heroic nonsense." BLAM!!!!
*Edit* just noticed someone beat me to it.
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Post by wildojinx on May 10, 2016 21:05:45 GMT -5
Please don't disrespect such a classic movie by associating it with TNA. How about the GI Joe movie from 1987 then? Dixie: Go ahead. Make me the scapegoat. My loyal subordinates could testify to my superb stewardship of TNA. But you don't have the courage to let them speak! Spike TV President: Wrong again! Defend her if you can. Dixie: Indeed they shall. You first, AJ Styles. AJ: As a wrestling promoter, it's only fair to say that Dixie Carter is a world-class... buffoon. Dixie: WHAT? So did Joe and Young and AJ go to WWE in an itty-bitty ditty bag? |
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Post by Ragnal on May 10, 2016 21:29:03 GMT -5
Abyss: WWE INFERIOR. TNA SUPERIOR.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 11, 2016 8:12:32 GMT -5
Abyss look! It's Bob Ryder!
Get to the ships! It's our only chaaaaance!
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Post by James Fabiano on May 13, 2016 12:17:21 GMT -5
(Anyone who signs with TNA)
"I have worse things to do today than die!"
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Post by sternrogers01 on May 15, 2016 10:43:01 GMT -5
Dixie: Oh how it pains me to do this
AJ Styles: Wait, I still wrestle
Dixie: Wanna bet?
(lets him go)
AJ: Dixiieeeeeeeee
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on May 15, 2016 11:15:12 GMT -5
How about the GI Joe movie from 1987 then? Dixie: Go ahead. Make me the scapegoat. My loyal subordinates could testify to my superb stewardship of TNA. But you don't have the courage to let them speak! Spike TV President: Wrong again! Defend her if you can. Dixie: Indeed they shall. You first, AJ Styles. AJ: As a wrestling promoter, it's only fair to say that Dixie Carter is a world-class... buffoon. Dixie: WHAT? So did Joe and Young and AJ go to WWE in an itty-bitty ditty bag? No, but that made me think of this... - Matt Hardy: [after hearing the bell ringing] Dinner already? Dixie: Not unless you like budget cut burgers. We're gonna infiltrate cable by paying to have a show on POP TV. Billy Corgan: That's suicide! Jeremy Borash: Yes. Horoscope say it's bad business decision. Dixie: Think of it as an extra challenge, sug! Bob Ryder: Challenge, huh? Why don't we not pay our production crew again? Make it really challenging. Dixie: Now that's what I call a challenge! No production crew! Let's move out! [Hardy, Corgan, and Borash growl at Ryder] - Dixie: [at TNA's peak] This is for thinking we could be an alternative to WWE, have common sense, or budget realistically. [hires Hogan and Bischoff] Dixie: This is for expecting me to pay employees a living wage! [low balls AJ Styles during contract negotiations] Dixie: This is for thinking we could have logical booking! [lies to Spike about working with Russo] Dixie: This is for believing TNA could survive Spike canceling Impact! [sends e-mail bad mouthing Destination America Execs...to Destination America Execs] Dixie: And this is for not making me a reality TV star in the U, S, of A. [closes TNA's offices and moves everything into a warehouse] Dixie: I make you sick! [finally bankrupts TNA] |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 6, 2016 13:32:47 GMT -5
Bennett: Maria, we've got to get a new travel agent. What is this place?
Abyss: The world of the WWE rejects and their incompetent masters the Carters. I am Abyss. My potential was destroyed by Dixie.
Bennett: Dixie? Who's Dixie?
Abyss: A 51 year-old sorority girl that devours everything in its path.
Maria: So that's the monster's name.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2016 9:20:52 GMT -5
My mind immediately went to putting TNA stars in the roles of Prowl, Brawn, Ratchet, Wheeljack, Windcharger and Ironhide.  Tna ain't transformers, they're go bots, actually they're bootlegged go bots. Oh no they're Morphodroids.  |
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 12, 2016 13:02:56 GMT -5
Dixie: My dream for a reality TV show must never be stopped, no matter the cost.
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