Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 10, 2006 11:30:35 GMT -5
1. Chicago Bears - The Bears are the best team in the NFL. Nuff said.
2. Indianapolis Colts - Usually I would have kept the Colts at #1 for winning. However, I have to penalize them for allowing Vince Young and the Tennessee Titans to almost beat them.
3. Philadelphia Eagles - Anyone who said Terrell Owens was going to show his old team up better start eating some crow because the Eagles embaressed him and the Dallas Cowboys.
4. New England Patriots - They are still the best in the AFC East. However, they will fall down a few spots because of the bye week they are having next week.
5. New Orleans Saints - Okay, to those who think it was better to take Mario Williams over Reggie Bush. Just watch Bush become a triple threat as a running back, reciever, and punt returner. New Orleans got a steal on the Bush deal and they are laughing all the way to the banks.
6. St. Louis Rams - The Rams still stay strong at #6 after beating Green Bay at the Frozen Tundra....which is always a difficult feat for any team not playing in the cold.
7. Baltimore Ravens - Sorry, but the Ravens were exposed on Monday Night Football by the Denver Broncos.
8. Denver Broncos - Denver would be higher, if not for that pathetic week one loss to St. Louis.
9. San Diego Chargers - San Diego rode hard and beat the defending champs on Sunday Night Football.
10. Atlanta Falcons - Bye weeks will still hurt you as other teams move up on your rear.
11. Seattle Seahawks - Seattle needed the bye week this week to recover from that bruised ego caused by the Bears.
12. Cincinnati Bengals - Bengals also needed this bye week to recover from the unfortunate luck of facing New England after New England had lost the week before.
13. Jacksonville Jaguars - Jacksonville has recovered from that dissapointing loss to the Redskins by taking their fustrations out on the Jets.
14. Carolina Panthers - Carolina does move up or down because they played the pathetic Cleveland Browns.
15. Minnesota Vikings - Minnesota was struggling against the Lions. That doesnt fair well in my eyes.
16. New York Giants - Once again the Giants beat down on the Washington Redskins and have recovered from being 1-2.
17. Kansas City Chiefs - The Chiefs would be higher if Trent Green was playing.
18. Dallas Cowboys - The wheels are already falling apart with the Cowboys as T.O begins his cancerous complaints towards the team. T.O. also got shown up by his old team the Eagles and a teammate who he criticised Donovan McNabb. Now T.O has a huge hole in his inflated ego.
19. San Francisco 49ers - San Francisco didnt move up too far because they beat the Oakland Raiders who are the worst team in football.
20. Buffalo Bills - Buffalo was given the smackdown treatment courtesy of the Chicago Bears
21. New York Jets - The Jets will need alot of help to stay alive after being beaten up by the Jaguars.
22. Washington Redskins - The Redskins just saw their fire burn up after facing the Giants.
23. Houston Texans - Houston aint going anywhere at this point.
24. Pittsburgh Steelers - Big Ben is just not the same QB threat we saw last year and the year before that.
25. Cleveland Browns - The Browns prove just how weak they are by getting killed by Carolina.
26. Green Bay Packers - Brett Farve stunk this week as the Packers get beat by the Rams.
27. Arizona Cardinals - Matt Leinart had a pretty good debut. However that wasnt enough to get passed the Kansas City Chiefs.
28. Miami Dolphins - Joey Harrington also did a good job as a losing QB. But he still is a losing QB.
29. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Bruce Gradkowski nearly beat the New Orleans Saints in his debut, but Reggie Bush shut the Bucs down with a punt return for a touchdown.
30. Detroit Lions - The Lions seem to be laying alot of eggs as they seem to keep getting close to winning, yet lose in the end.
31. Tennessee Titans - Vince Young looked pretty good in his second start as the Titans almost beat the Colts. But almost doesnt count.
32. Oakland Raiders - The Ghosts of the 1976 Buccaneers lingers as Oakland fails to beat an easy target in the San Francisco 49ers.
2. Indianapolis Colts - Usually I would have kept the Colts at #1 for winning. However, I have to penalize them for allowing Vince Young and the Tennessee Titans to almost beat them.
3. Philadelphia Eagles - Anyone who said Terrell Owens was going to show his old team up better start eating some crow because the Eagles embaressed him and the Dallas Cowboys.
4. New England Patriots - They are still the best in the AFC East. However, they will fall down a few spots because of the bye week they are having next week.
5. New Orleans Saints - Okay, to those who think it was better to take Mario Williams over Reggie Bush. Just watch Bush become a triple threat as a running back, reciever, and punt returner. New Orleans got a steal on the Bush deal and they are laughing all the way to the banks.
6. St. Louis Rams - The Rams still stay strong at #6 after beating Green Bay at the Frozen Tundra....which is always a difficult feat for any team not playing in the cold.
7. Baltimore Ravens - Sorry, but the Ravens were exposed on Monday Night Football by the Denver Broncos.
8. Denver Broncos - Denver would be higher, if not for that pathetic week one loss to St. Louis.
9. San Diego Chargers - San Diego rode hard and beat the defending champs on Sunday Night Football.
10. Atlanta Falcons - Bye weeks will still hurt you as other teams move up on your rear.
11. Seattle Seahawks - Seattle needed the bye week this week to recover from that bruised ego caused by the Bears.
12. Cincinnati Bengals - Bengals also needed this bye week to recover from the unfortunate luck of facing New England after New England had lost the week before.
13. Jacksonville Jaguars - Jacksonville has recovered from that dissapointing loss to the Redskins by taking their fustrations out on the Jets.
14. Carolina Panthers - Carolina does move up or down because they played the pathetic Cleveland Browns.
15. Minnesota Vikings - Minnesota was struggling against the Lions. That doesnt fair well in my eyes.
16. New York Giants - Once again the Giants beat down on the Washington Redskins and have recovered from being 1-2.
17. Kansas City Chiefs - The Chiefs would be higher if Trent Green was playing.
18. Dallas Cowboys - The wheels are already falling apart with the Cowboys as T.O begins his cancerous complaints towards the team. T.O. also got shown up by his old team the Eagles and a teammate who he criticised Donovan McNabb. Now T.O has a huge hole in his inflated ego.
19. San Francisco 49ers - San Francisco didnt move up too far because they beat the Oakland Raiders who are the worst team in football.
20. Buffalo Bills - Buffalo was given the smackdown treatment courtesy of the Chicago Bears
21. New York Jets - The Jets will need alot of help to stay alive after being beaten up by the Jaguars.
22. Washington Redskins - The Redskins just saw their fire burn up after facing the Giants.
23. Houston Texans - Houston aint going anywhere at this point.
24. Pittsburgh Steelers - Big Ben is just not the same QB threat we saw last year and the year before that.
25. Cleveland Browns - The Browns prove just how weak they are by getting killed by Carolina.
26. Green Bay Packers - Brett Farve stunk this week as the Packers get beat by the Rams.
27. Arizona Cardinals - Matt Leinart had a pretty good debut. However that wasnt enough to get passed the Kansas City Chiefs.
28. Miami Dolphins - Joey Harrington also did a good job as a losing QB. But he still is a losing QB.
29. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Bruce Gradkowski nearly beat the New Orleans Saints in his debut, but Reggie Bush shut the Bucs down with a punt return for a touchdown.
30. Detroit Lions - The Lions seem to be laying alot of eggs as they seem to keep getting close to winning, yet lose in the end.
31. Tennessee Titans - Vince Young looked pretty good in his second start as the Titans almost beat the Colts. But almost doesnt count.
32. Oakland Raiders - The Ghosts of the 1976 Buccaneers lingers as Oakland fails to beat an easy target in the San Francisco 49ers.