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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2016 7:09:27 GMT -5
Whut the hale is wraung with yieu?!?!?! Really, you don't see the fake baby gypsy toss dupe nearly enough. That is one solid heel tactic.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2016 7:38:33 GMT -5
That contract debacle really is a work of art. Fav lines: Brother Nero. I knew you'd come. You want me to sign this contract SO BADLY. You want a fight, Brother Nero? Then you will get one at slamversa... We must go to the sanctuary of our genesis. Where it all began. If Matt can handle this, it's pretty much the best thing ever. I don't see why people ain't getting this. He's just a foppy faux-European madman with a comedic overgang one day for no reason whatsoever. Why is this a problem in wrestling? Because it's Matt Hardy. The most pathetic and lame human being to have a contract with a televised wrestling company today. Matt's not the kid the jocks beat up in high school. He's the kid the nerds beat up to keep the jocks off of their backs. So, I'm having a little trouble reading between the lines here. If I didn't know better, I might take you as not being a huge Matt Hardy guy. Really though, why would you? He really is dull as dishwater 98% of the time. This goofiness is hitting though.
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Post by King Devitt on Jun 16, 2016 7:40:05 GMT -5
Because it's Matt Hardy. The most pathetic and lame human being to have a contract with a televised wrestling company today. Matt's not the kid the jocks beat up in high school. He's the kid the nerds beat up to keep the jocks off of their backs. So, I'm having a little trouble reading between the lines here. If I didn't know better, I might take you as not being a huge Matt Hardy guy. Really though, why would you? He really is dull as dishwater 98% of the time. This goofiness is hitting though. Yup! Outside of V1 I've never been a fan of Matt at all, and this stuff is legendarily amazingly over the top. The acting sucks, the writing sucks, but that's what's so awesome. And for some reason it works.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2016 8:04:19 GMT -5
So, I'm having a little trouble reading between the lines here. If I didn't know better, I might take you as not being a huge Matt Hardy guy. Really though, why would you? He really is dull as dishwater 98% of the time. This goofiness is hitting though. Yup! Outside of V1 I've never been a fan of Matt at all, and this stuff is legendarily amazingly over the top. The acting sucks, the writing sucks, but that's what's so awesome. And for some reason it works. I agree wholeheartedly with this statement, save to say that I think Matt is acting his balls off. IF I'm seeing it right. I'm fairly certain he's going for this hammy, ridiculous weirdo. The vignettes seem cut with that sensibility too. This character to me is much bigger than Matt or TNA. Just a f***ing pseudo-intellectual lunatic that takes rasslin' 70's serious at all times and is working some Machiavellian nonsense at all times to prove his rasslin points? Just horseshit. "Blah. Blah. You pulled my tights for the cheap 3 last week. At first I was.... well, we'll just say a bit aggravated, but then something struck me. I am reminded of a fable my grandfather once told me up in his summer cottage... Blah. Blah. That's why I felt compelled to ruin your "clean" pin at _________ and subsequently everything else on your life over the previous month or so... " BMH is for real. The question is can MH keep Bing the BMH without eventually taking it to Ecchtown? Smart money says no.
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Post by canal on Jun 16, 2016 11:46:33 GMT -5
I've avoided this as long as I can, and finally checked some stuff out.
Broken Matt Hardy is the worst shit ever.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jun 16, 2016 12:20:39 GMT -5
For those of us that have spared themselves the misery of watching Impact anymore, what are you talking about? I never got around to actually watching that. Holy shitsnacks. I honestly cannot decide if that is awesomely bad or just awesome. I do find it hilarious that they had Jeff drive around the county to get to Matt's place as though he could not simply walk across his front yard over to Matt's.
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Post by King Devitt on Jun 16, 2016 16:24:25 GMT -5
Yup! Outside of V1 I've never been a fan of Matt at all, and this stuff is legendarily amazingly over the top. The acting sucks, the writing sucks, but that's what's so awesome. And for some reason it works. I agree wholeheartedly with this statement, save to say that I think Matt is acting his balls off. IF I'm seeing it right. I'm fairly certain he's going for this hammy, ridiculous weirdo. The vignettes seem cut with that sensibility too. This character to me is much bigger than Matt or TNA. Just a f***ing pseudo-intellectual lunatic that takes rasslin' 70's serious at all times and is working some Machiavellian nonsense at all times to prove his rasslin points? Just horseshit. "Blah. Blah. You pulled my tights for the cheap 3 last week. At first I was.... well, we'll just say a bit aggravated, but then something struck me. I am reminded of a fable my grandfather once told me up in his summer cottage... Blah. Blah. That's why I felt compelled to ruin your "clean" pin at _________ and subsequently everything else on your life over the previous month or so... " BMH is for real. The question is can MH keep Bing the BMH without eventually taking it to Ecchtown? Smart money says no. For me it more has to do with Matt Hardy's accent and delivery. His promo ability has almost always been his weakest attribute. If he'd slow down a bit and act a bit more natural crazy I'd think he had it nailed. Right now I think he has an idea, he's on to something, but I'd also like to see it grow into something bigger. This is a gimmick, much like Willow (whom I'm in the minority in liking and think has potential), that I'd love to see Matt do in WWE. He'd instantly stand out.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2016 16:42:24 GMT -5
I'm a better person for having watched that.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jun 16, 2016 16:48:25 GMT -5
For those of us that have spared themselves the misery of watching Impact anymore, what are you talking about? He looks like this, is talking in an inexplicable pseudo-British accent, insistently calling Jeff Brother Nero, and comes out to super soft piano music. Yeah. That looks like the cover of a Barry Manilow album.
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Post by SeVeN: #TheBadGuy. on Jun 16, 2016 16:59:01 GMT -5
It sounds like he's doing a shitty Toecutter(points at avatar) impersonation, so its kinda so bad its good but still kinda sucks, IMO.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jun 16, 2016 17:19:40 GMT -5
Matt's only a few pounds away from being Bart in the future...
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jun 16, 2016 18:16:25 GMT -5
Because it's Matt Hardy. The most pathetic and lame human being to have a contract with a televised wrestling company today. Matt's not the kid the jocks beat up in high school. He's the kid the nerds beat up to keep the jocks off of their backs. So, I'm having a little trouble reading between the lines here. If I didn't know better, I might take you as not being a huge Matt Hardy guy. Really though, why would you? He really is dull as dishwater 98% of the time. This goofiness is hitting though. Matt was my favorite for a long time, but he lost me with the Drunken Taser Fight with Reby, the Cardboard Cutout Lita thing, and the Fake Suicide Attempt.
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Jun 18, 2016 21:05:57 GMT -5
been trying to figure out where the style came from .....
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2016 10:14:10 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2016 11:59:28 GMT -5
No, this isn't going to get me to watch Impact. No, I'm not going to order whatever PPV they have coming up...
But damn, this is like somebody's Livejournal came to life and started shouting poetry and throwing plastic cutlery at us. It is truly outrageous.
...and I actually find this Matt Hardy interesting. Which is truly, truly outrageous.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Jun 21, 2016 0:14:50 GMT -5
Because it's Matt Hardy. The most pathetic and lame human being to have a contract with a televised wrestling company today. Matt's not the kid the jocks beat up in high school. He's the kid the nerds beat up to keep the jocks off of their backs. So, I'm having a little trouble reading between the lines here. If I didn't know better, I might take you as not being a huge Matt Hardy guy. Really though, why would you? He really is dull as dishwater 98% of the time. This goofiness is hitting though. There are people who don't like Huge Matt Hardy ?
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jun 22, 2016 9:33:19 GMT -5
Matt sounds like he is trying to do a Tyrion Lannister impersonation and failing
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 22, 2016 11:28:46 GMT -5
He's going full batshit Nick Cage isn't he?
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Post by mizerable on Jun 25, 2016 13:01:31 GMT -5
Matt is showing why he's the superior Hardy. I love all of this. Yeah, I have agree. I really think Matt has a great mind for the business and while he doesn't have the in-ring charisma of Jeff, he's just about superior in every other area. And he's also a great heel. I haven't followed TNA at all, but I watched some of these segments on YouTube and they're hilarious. Matt is so cartoon evil, it's great.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Jun 25, 2016 21:14:06 GMT -5
He's currently the best thing on Impact...
It's that's not a backhanded compliment, I don't know what is.
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