Poll: How should WWE handle Reigns suspension on-air?

[bmfjules]

Not trying to make a thread to compete with the official one, just want to see poll results here.

Interesting dilemma. On the one hand, fans will crap all over any kayfabe cover up, but for the little kids--do you really open up that can of worms, or just have Rikishi run him down with a car and say he did it for the Rock.

[Push R Truth]

Vince picks him up and tosses him in a garbage truck while the crowd chants "Na na na na..."

[thecrusherwi]

Making up a kayfabe explanation for something that has been covered as real on places like Fox Sports, MSN, and ESPN would be beyond idiotic. He wouldn't be the first sports star to get busted for PEDs. They should just take the heat and move on.

[Hit Girl]

"Ladies and gentlemen, earlier this week, Roman Reigns split into two individuals. I am sorry to say that Evil Roman has done a very bad thing"

[Deleted]

I'd actually have Trips, in a video package, before the show say Reigns was suspended for failing, acknowledge it's unacceptable, say he's manned up to it and keep it moving.

[Lupin the Third]

Video package of Rollins nailing Reigns with a Curb Stomp.

[Jeff Mangum PI]

"Roman Reigns died on the way back to his home planet."

[TGM]

He's at home washing his SWAT gear.

[Mayonnaise]

I'd play a video from Roman where he addresses the suspension, apologize, talk about learning from this and return a better man.

[Georgina's Fancy Water]

A video announcement saying that Roman Reigns died in a tragic gardening accident

[Bo Rida]

A mixture of both. As Reigns has a kayfabe history of spiking women's drinks they could claim that he accidentally ended up drinking the tainted beverage leading him to fail wellness.
This would have the added bonus of explaining Paige's weird behaviour.

I can't see any flaws with this brilliant plan.

[saitamasuplex]

Bury him somewhere between Simon Dean and Buff Bagwell.

[Lazy peon]

Jun 22, 2016 13:14:39 GMT -5 Georgina's Fancy Water said:

A video announcement saying that Roman Reigns died in a tragic gardening accident

Never trust a hoe

[No Name is needed Bro Beans]

Elevated enzymes

[carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army)]

I am definitely NOT someone who typically wants the world to burn, but I am absolutely fascinated by this Reigns situation and how utterly, amazingly stupid the WWE is about him. I have to admit to wanting them to make up an excuse just because we've come so close to complete pandemonium and chaos, I want to see what it's like to go over the top.

[This Player Hating Mothman]

Given how much the story has exploded and how everyone knows the truth, they would have to be deluded idiots to write him off for in-story reasons, which means I totally expect them to write him off for in-story reasons.

[Zombie Mod is not a ghoul.]

backstage segment where lesnar laughs at reigns for losing his title last week, reigns tries to insult lesnar and lesnar wrecks him.

sets up reigns time off, and possible feud post battleground/triple threat and it's the sort of thing brock should be doing going round wrecking whoever he wants when he wants.

[tigermaskxxxvii]

With a very special episode of Raw in which a juvenile delinquent offers Roman Reigns drugs.

[Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃]

Michael Cole addresses the rumors next Monday by telling the fans Universe that he is suffering from severe anal bleeding

[Jessica Cadavre]

Make him start from the bottom of the card.