The Shining Stars Random Promo Drought: 2 Weeks

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So, it's been two weeks since one of the WWE's recent blunders have had a green screen promo talking about how much they love Puerto Rico.

Hey, if there's a "No Usos on RAW" tracker, why not this?

[canal]

My cousin is in Puerto Rico right now, I should send WWE some of her pictures for the green screen.

[häšhtå.gdālėÿ]

It's been the longest two weeks of my entire life...

[chronocross]

I see them losing on Kickoff shows until they get released, this gimmick is dead in the water.

[mrbananagrabber]

I'm beginning to think they were just a forum fever dream and they never actually existed.

Have YOU seen anyone outside of this board talking about them?

[No One]

They're at home, shining their stars.

[This Player Hating Mothman]

Jun 28, 2016 20:07:06 GMT -5 mrbananagrabber said:

I'm beginning to think they were just a forum fever dream and they never actually existed.

Have YOU seen anyone outside of this board talking about them?

Shh, the idea of this post is genuinely more interesting than the Shining Stars were, don't get my hopes up.

[thelonewolf527]

They wrestle on Main Event this week

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Jun 28, 2016 20:30:52 GMT -5 thelonewolf527 said:

They wrestle on Main Event this week

Will they be able to shake off enough ring rust for their next match in October?

[JTG Fan]

Their debut on RAW was fine too, it's so weird what they have done since then.

[mrbananagrabber]

Jun 28, 2016 20:56:57 GMT -5 JTG Fan said:

Their debut on RAW was fine too, it's so weird what they have done since then.

Wrestling to complete silence and cutting a terrible, non-sensical promo on the way to the ring is fine now?

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Jun 29, 2016 2:30:32 GMT -5 mrbananagrabber said:

Jun 28, 2016 20:56:57 GMT -5 JTG Fan said:

Their debut on RAW was fine too, it's so weird what they have done since then.

Wrestling to complete silence and cutting a terrible, non-sensical promo on the way to the ring is fine now?

I mean, they aren't bad workers, just have them insult the town they're in for the few weeks of mic time they do get then have them be the low card team they're destined to be. They're never gonna set the world on fire but there's no reason they can't be a pair of warm bodies on TV to lose to bigger teams every now and then.

[JTG Fan]

Jun 29, 2016 4:20:58 GMT -5 @ecw06needshumbling said:

Jun 29, 2016 2:30:32 GMT -5 mrbananagrabber said:

Wrestling to complete silence and cutting a terrible, non-sensical promo on the way to the ring is fine now?

I mean, they aren't bad workers, just have them insult the town they're in for the few weeks of mic time they do get then have them be the low card team they're destined to be. They're never gonna set the world on fire but there's no reason they can't be a pair of warm bodies on TV to lose to bigger teams every now and then.

Apparently not, everyone has to be unbelievably over the first time they come out or they are the worst thing ever.

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Jun 29, 2016 7:19:43 GMT -5 JTG Fan said:

Jun 29, 2016 4:20:58 GMT -5 @ecw06needshumbling said:

I mean, they aren't bad workers, just have them insult the town they're in for the few weeks of mic time they do get then have them be the low card team they're destined to be. They're never gonna set the world on fire but there's no reason they can't be a pair of warm bodies on TV to lose to bigger teams every now and then.

Apparently not, everyone has to be unbelievably over the first time they come out or they are the worst thing ever.

Certainly seems that way, but if everyone is a star then no one is a star.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

At some point we're gonna cut back to that green scree promo to two talking Skeletons on strings promoting Puerto Rico

[Back to being Cenanuff]

I think they've realized that Primo and Epico are just not over no matter how they repackage them. The best thing about Los Matadores was El Torito, and I feel kinda bad for the guys. They're probably on the FE chopping block, and unless rumors of Carlito coming back for the brand split turn out to be true, it'll be sooner than later.