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Post by g1megatronfan on Jun 29, 2016 17:52:39 GMT -5
Good Lord...that is hideous. I collect a lot of the divas and leave them unopened but I will not be getting...this...shit. What in the hell is this...Pat Patterson in drag?
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ayumidah
Wade Wilson
Don't bother pretending I seem fine, I like that I'm a mess
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Post by ayumidah on Jun 29, 2016 18:58:05 GMT -5
Speaking of bad action figures, I came across this one at Walmart and recoiled when I got a good look at it. Glad no one else was in the aisle.
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Jun 29, 2016 19:22:16 GMT -5
THOSE LEGS THOSE MIGHTY MIGHTY LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Jun 29, 2016 19:30:11 GMT -5
Man, they outdid the disservice they gave Renee too, and I didn't think that was possible. ....... does her top have Schumacher-Batman nipples? ahh the EVENT HORIZON is about to launch to proxima centauri .....
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Post by benstudd on Jun 29, 2016 22:54:39 GMT -5
I think it's Vince.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Jun 29, 2016 23:15:28 GMT -5
Does anybody have a picture of Lana? I know she's blonde. I have this picture of Bea Arthur on my phone. That'll work.
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tms
Don Corleone
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Post by tms on Jun 29, 2016 23:23:08 GMT -5
These were posted by JoDaNa1281 in the Women's pics/gifs thread. But I think it merits its own thread: That looks like Kurt Angle dressed as Lana. That looks like it was made by the girl in Lionel Richie's "Hello" video. I love how these new figures are usually introduced with a body shot or two, in which you can tell that their faces may be off a bit but it isn't super obvious. In this case, not only is it super obvious but it's followed up immediately by an ultra zoomed-in photo where almost any face sculpt would look hideous from that close. The way it's sequenced and just pops out at you is unintentionally hilarious.
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JoDaNa1281
Crow T. Robot
Jackie Daytona, Regular Human Bartender. #BLM
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Jun 30, 2016 0:24:56 GMT -5
Man, they outdid the disservice they gave Renee too, and I didn't think that was possible. I don't know how successful the "Derp Renee" figure will be.
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Jun 30, 2016 0:52:04 GMT -5
The cop one? That looks like if an Ambrose figure was left out in the sun for too long.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Jun 30, 2016 1:37:00 GMT -5
"I'd do her."
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ayumidah
Wade Wilson
Don't bother pretending I seem fine, I like that I'm a mess
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Post by ayumidah on Jun 30, 2016 1:49:20 GMT -5
"I'd do her." Maybe not, haha.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Jun 30, 2016 1:53:34 GMT -5
That looks like if an Ambrose figure was left out in the sun for too long. It looks like somebody dropped a bowl of chocolate spaghetti on Jeff Jarrett's head.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 30, 2016 11:35:56 GMT -5
Man, they outdid the disservice they gave Renee too, and I didn't think that was possible. I didn't know she was about to go cross-eyed.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 30, 2016 11:40:12 GMT -5
If their action figures are any indication, let's hope Renee and Dean never procreate
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Post by DJ Maniak on Jun 30, 2016 16:59:38 GMT -5
Does anybody have a picture of Lana? I know she's blonde. I have this picture of Bea Arthur on my phone. That'll work. YOU SHADDUP YOU KNOW DAMN WELL A BEA ARTHUR ACTION FIGURE WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH HOTTER
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nate5054
Hank Scorpio
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Post by nate5054 on Jun 30, 2016 17:11:45 GMT -5
Kill it with fire!
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Post by edgestar on Jun 30, 2016 17:32:12 GMT -5
If their action figures are any indication, let's hope Renee and Dean never procreate Cop Ambrose is a national treasure.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 30, 2016 18:51:55 GMT -5
Speaking of bad action figures, I came across this one at Walmart and recoiled when I got a good look at it. Glad no one else was in the aisle. She looks high as shit. "Hey man, did you ever wonder if the face in the mirror is the real you, and you're the reflection? ~puff~"
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Jun 30, 2016 19:03:22 GMT -5
Something about this thread has greatly tickled me. It's 1am and I'm desperately trying to keep myself from laughing and waking my housemates.
I will forever call Lana, Pat Butcher now. Thanks, FAN.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 1, 2016 2:54:15 GMT -5
Speaking of bad action figures, I came across this one at Walmart and recoiled when I got a good look at it. Glad no one else was in the aisle. Her boobs aren't nearly big enough. They need to be at least as big as those colored gumballs you can get for a quarter from those giant machines.
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